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Clips from BoJack Horseman - Escape from L.A. (S02E02)

"[Kyle] Yeah, family dinner on the boat."
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"[family laughs]"
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"Hey, uh, I'm not gonna be back on set Monday."
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"What? How long do I have to keep putting out fires for you?"
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"I don't know, Princess Carolyn. Just let them burn."
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"-What? -I think I might be here a while."
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"[sighs]"
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"Well, who's getting seasick? [retches]"
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"[family laughs]"
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"It's such an eyesore."
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"Well, I'm sure if we ask them nicely, they'll move the boat."
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"[husband sighs]"
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"BoJack?"
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"-Yeah? -Supper's ready."
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"So, I had another meeting today with the Drama Chair at SFCC."
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"They're gonna offer me a position."
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"-What? That's amazing. -Oh, that's cool. Congratulations."
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"There's a real stick-in-the-mud dean there who doesn't like my in-your-face style."
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"If I know me, it might lead to some pretty zany misadventures."
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"Mm. Brussels sprouts are delicious, Mom."
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"[Kyle snorts, then laughs]"
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"I'm just kidding around. These are great, hon."
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"[all laugh]"
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"Penny, did you hear my bit about the Brussels sprouts?"
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"A bit is what they call a joke in show business."
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"-Right, BoJack? -That's right."
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"String a bunch of those together and you got yourself a riff."
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"[groans] You're not funny, Dad. Your jokes are never funny."
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"Okay... I think someone's in a mood."
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"Oh, my God. I'm not in a mood."
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"Whatever. Get bent."
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"I hate my life. I can't wait to be dead."
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"[door slams]"
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"[BoJack and Charlotte] I'll talk to her."
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"Everyone said for months"
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"-that Diego was gonna ask me to prom. -Yeah?"
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"-But he keeps not doing it. -That is so typical Diego."
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"So, I thought, okay, if he's not going to ask me, I'll ask him."
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"So, I asked him and he said no."
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"And he was like, "Hey." And that's our thing."
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"Well, I don't want to tell tales out of school,"
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"but this Lyla K. character sounds like a real bust-ass super-skank."
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"Thank you, that is exactly what she is. It's weird that nobody talks about it."
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"Well, you know, sometimes it's nice to not have a date,"
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"-because you can actually-- -Mom."
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"I can't go to the prom without a date. It's not like when you were in high school"
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"-and you'd go to your sock hops. -Do you think"
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"-I went to high school in the '50s? -Penny, hey, I got an idea."
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"-You should take me to the prom. -Huh?"
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"Everybody loves having BoJack around."
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"What? Why?"
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"Think about it. If you went with Diego, you'd be nervous."
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""Does he like me? Am I cool?""
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"But with me you can just relax and enjoy yourself."
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"Diego will see you have a good time without him,"
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"And then you say, "Hey.""
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"-Oh, that's so cold. -Right?"
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"-Wait-- -Rachel Kaplan's gonna shit herself."
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"-How is that cold? -Then he'll say, "Wanna dance?""
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"And you'll say, "I'm busy right now. Maybe later.""
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"-Don't you want to dance with Diego? -Stop poking holes, Charlotte."
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"-This is a great plan. -Yeah, Mom, don't poke holes."
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"Oh, [chuckles] yeah, well, that's definitely the better idea."
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"[Kyle] Okay, everyone smile. Real big."
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"-[all] Cheese. -I think we have enough pictures."
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"Oh, come on, it's your first prom. Indulge us."
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"Taking pictures before prom is so bourgeois."
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"And who are you again?"
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"-I'm Maddy. -Maddy's my best friend."
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"[snickers] You were best friends with Alison F.?"
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"-No. -Hey, BoJack, I'm Pete."
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"-Everything? -Yeah, it's kind of my thing."
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"-Okay. -Ah, damn."
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"I forgot to say that twice, didn't I? Usually I do it."
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"[rock music playing over stereo]"
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"Wow, Ray-Ray and the Bean are already posting pics on Instagram."
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"-What? -Hashtag much?"
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"Whoa, hold on. Responsible adult."
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"-What are you drinking? -Nothing."
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"-Hand it over. -[scoffs] Fine."
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"Ugh. Red Bull and vodka? What are you, 12? You'll get sick drinking all that sugar."
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"Do they teach you anything in school? Make a left at the light."
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"-Where are we going? -I'll get you some bourbon."
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"And you'll cut it with water. That way you don't get hungover."
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"Wait, really?"
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"If you're gonna drink, you should be smart about it."
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"Awesome. Wait. How many times did I just say "awesome"?"
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"Was it twice or was it once? Ah, it was probably twice."
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"Yeah, it's twice. Pete Repeat."
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"[hip-hop music playing over speakers]"
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"[opossum screeches]"
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"-Ugh. It burns. -Yeah, 'cause it's not a juice box."
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"-No, thanks. -[coughing] Pussy."
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"I'm driving."
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"Well, more for me."
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"This prom is really bourgeois."
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"-Lyla K. is so pretty. -Shut up. She's got nothing on you."
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"Why is nobody dancing? We gotta get this party started."
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"[sighs]"
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"Beat it, Poindexter."
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"-Poindexter? -It's a nerd reference... [sighs]"
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"-Just beat it. -Ah!"
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"-[feedback squeaks] -Huh?"
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"Why is there an adult at our high school prom?"
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"All right, folks. We're taking it back to 1991,"
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"-All right. [chuckles] -I'm listening."
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"Ready for the chorus, stay on the beat, and here... we... go. Waka waka."
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"Now boys and girls, if you wanna do the BoJack,"
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"-take your hands and put them on your-- -Boo!"
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"-This sucks. -This guy's bad."
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"God, no! This is not the immediate praise I expected."
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"[R & B ballad playing over speakers]"
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"[students cheering]"
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"This prom sucks."
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"You can say that again."
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"-I know. -[slurring] My flask got empty."
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"Can we be back to the car, so, for more get for put in it?"
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"Or we could go back to the car and just leave."
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"-You can't just leave the prom. -Of course you can. You're young."
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"You can do whatever you want."
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