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Clips from BoJack Horseman - Escape from L.A. (S02E02)

"What if somebody has an emergency and they need more..."
BoJack Horseman
"I can't wait for you to meet Kyle and the kids."
BoJack Horseman
"Kyle and the kids? Please tell me that's the name of your band."
BoJack Horseman
"♪ There's Penny She's going to high school ♪"
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"♪ He loves his wife And there's nothing you can do ♪"
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"I don't understand how it works."
BoJack Horseman
"to come all this way just to see a woman"
BoJack Horseman
"That's 'cause... it's a secret boat show."
BoJack Horseman
"Mostly athletes and visiting dignitaries and big-time celebrities and... kings."
BoJack Horseman
"-You got any leads for me, boat-wise? -What?"
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"-Te-who-ka? -Tesuque, New Mexico."
BoJack Horseman
"Well, I can probably stave them off till Monday if you get pinkeye."
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"Can BoJack take me?"
BoJack Horseman
"He's just this stupid guy."
BoJack Horseman
"You know I don't know any of these people, right?"
BoJack Horseman
"If you're so mostly chill, why do you keep driving by his house?"
BoJack Horseman
"In case he comes out, to, like, check the mail or something."
BoJack Horseman
"Well, it's better than your plan for buying a boat in New Mexico."
BoJack Horseman
"And I didn't know where else to go."
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"I didn't know he'd be wearing a tank top. [screams]"
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"-Maybe they'll put me in next game. -Sure, they will."
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"Yeah! Woo-hoo! I'm going on a boat! I got my way!"
BoJack Horseman
"-The boat? It does not. -Come on. You gotta give her a name."
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"[chuckles] I can tell, she's a good girl, isn't she?"
BoJack Horseman
"No, just kidding around. I'm kind of the comedian of the family."
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"-Wow, you really got a boat. -Yeah, sure did."
BoJack Horseman
"You don't have to go right away, right? At least stay till the end of the weekend."
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"[cell phone rings]"
BoJack Horseman
"Jill Pill? I don't care about this."
BoJack Horseman
"[grunts]"
BoJack Horseman
"It's funny you brought up the Brussels sprouts, because I think they're terrible."
BoJack Horseman
"-Way to take initiative. -Oh. Rookie mistake."
BoJack Horseman
"And then this other girl, Lyla K., came up to him and was just like, "Hey.""
BoJack Horseman
"So, he'll come up to you, and he'll say, "Hey.""
BoJack Horseman
"And then... never dance with him."
BoJack Horseman
"-That'll show him. -Wait-- I'm sorry."
BoJack Horseman
"Hey, Dad, BoJack's taking me to prom!"
BoJack Horseman
"But they call me Pete Repeat because I always say everything twice."
BoJack Horseman
"Cool."
BoJack Horseman
"You want some?"
BoJack Horseman
"-Hey! -What's the big idea?"
BoJack Horseman
"when a new funky-fresh dance craze took this nation by storm."
BoJack Horseman
"As a teen, I'm open to new experiences."
BoJack Horseman
"I'd say it's time to get down, time to hit the town."
BoJack Horseman
"Okay, one... two... three."
BoJack Horseman
"Wow, how'd you think to do all this?"
BoJack Horseman
"No, look, my cousin had a friend who passed out like this,"
BoJack Horseman
"-I'm being careful. -Okay."
BoJack Horseman
"You don't want too many people around in a hospital setting."
BoJack Horseman
"You're the future of America! Go, Penny! Go, go, go!"
BoJack Horseman
"I'm glad."
BoJack Horseman
"-With your mouth? -I put one on a banana in health class."
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"-on one of those balloons. -But it's a nice memory, right?"
BoJack Horseman
"No, I think you're the tar pit."
BoJack Horseman
"-Ugh. Now you sound like my mother. -No, what? No, I don't. [laughs]"
BoJack Horseman
"I keep... making these bad decisions."
BoJack Horseman
"The doctor in that story was a woman."
BoJack Horseman
"Oh. BoJack, um..."
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"[Charlotte sighs]"
BoJack Horseman
"I am happy here."
BoJack Horseman
"What are you doing here?"
BoJack Horseman
"You said if I was in town to give you a call."
BoJack Horseman
"-Wanna get a drink? -It's eight in the morning."
BoJack Horseman
"It's 5:00 p.m. in Los Angeles."
BoJack Horseman
"When's the last time you slept? You look like shit."
BoJack Horseman
"Really? 'Cause you look like a million..."
BoJack Horseman
"-Yeah, let's get you back to my place. -What about the store?"
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"turquoise shit?"
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"It's New Mexico."
BoJack Horseman
"They'll find it."
BoJack Horseman
"-It's really good to see you. -It's good to see you, too."
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"[Charlotte laughs]"
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"[mock '80s sitcom theme music]"
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"♪ Kyle and the kids ♪"
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"♪ Kyle is the dad And Charlotte is married to him ♪"
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"♪ And she's got a brother ♪"
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"♪ Her brother's name is Trip ♪"
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"♪ They're the perfect family ♪"
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"♪ Kyle and the kids ♪"
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"♪ Kyle and the kids ♪"
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"♪ Nothing's gonna be all right Be all right, oh, no ♪"
BoJack Horseman
"So, who are you again?"
BoJack Horseman
"You were friends with Mom when she lived in L.A.?"
BoJack Horseman
"Your mom never mentioned she used to hang out with the BoJack Horseman?"
BoJack Horseman
"Star of screen and... book?"
BoJack Horseman
"-Wait, Mom lived in Los Angeles? -Never came up?"
BoJack Horseman
"-All these years? -It was a long time ago."
BoJack Horseman
"Oh, gross. Mom, Trip has a boner again."
BoJack Horseman
"-Trip. -Trip, let's dial back the boners."
BoJack Horseman
"-Gross. -What? I can't help it."
BoJack Horseman
"-Trip, ew. -You are at the breakfast table"
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"with your parents, your big sister, and an old man."
BoJack Horseman
"-What could possibly be arousing you? -Am I the old man?"
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"I was just excited that I finished the maze on the back of the cereal box."
BoJack Horseman
"So, BoJack. What brings you to Tesuque?"
BoJack Horseman
"So, we're just gonna change the subject"
BoJack Horseman
"and pretend Trip isn't being a huge perv right now?"
BoJack Horseman
"Yeah, Penny, that's the plan."
BoJack Horseman
"Talking about it makes it worse. It likes attention."
BoJack Horseman
"Charlotte told me if I was ever in New Mexico"
BoJack Horseman
"-I should call her. -But what are you doing in New Mexico?"
BoJack Horseman
"-Yeah, what are you doing in New Mexico? -I, uh..."
BoJack Horseman
"You didn't drive all this way just to see my mom, did you?"
BoJack Horseman
"[laughs] No, of course not."
BoJack Horseman
"That would be crazy,"
BoJack Horseman
"I haven't had a real conversation with in 30 years."
BoJack Horseman
"-I mean, obviously, that would be crazy. -Uh..."
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"-Because she has a family, which is great. -Yeah."
BoJack Horseman
"-You guys are great. -Yeah."
BoJack Horseman
"So, I'm just here to, you know, say hello."
BoJack Horseman
"-Mm. -On my way to see..."
BoJack Horseman
"-On your way to sea? -Yes."
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"To the sea. To the shining sea."
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"Because I'm here to buy... a boat."
BoJack Horseman
"-At the... Santa Fe Boat Show. -I've never heard of a Santa Fe Boat Show."
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"-Invitation-only. -Huh."
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"-Wow. -[Penny] Hold up."
BoJack Horseman
"If you live in Los Angeles, which is right on the ocean,"
BoJack Horseman
"why would you drive all the way here to go to a boat show"
BoJack Horseman
"-in the middle of landlocked New Mexico? -Jeez, so many questions."
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