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Clips from King of the Hill - The Man Who Shot Cane Skretteburg (S02E02)

"Well, that's what you get for buying a Japanese leaf-blower."
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"Runs on a newfangled device called the gasoline engine."
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"Nope, must have been before our time."
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"Don't you cuss at me, Jimmy Dean. I'll set my dog on you."
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"See ya, Pops."
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"Lucky kid."
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"could cause sterility in weaker children."
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"I like their blood-pressure machine. Can we, Dad?"
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"That's not rock. It's okay if you only know three chords..."
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"Yuck!"
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"My Lord!"
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"My mom's in prison for killing my dad."
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"Okay, I get it. You're joking."
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"- I'm gonna count to three... - One, two, three!"
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"Let's see. They give you kids guns and let you shoot at each other?"
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"Kids will be out there an hour or two."
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"Wow!"
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"What is wrong with you, picking on little kids like that?"
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"Okay."
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"Your goal is to capture the blue flag from over there, and bring it back here."
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"This is it, guys. Everybody hunker down."
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"Okay, men. This is no time to go easy on these punks."
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"- What? We lost the game already? - March, prisoners."
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"Keep your eyes on the ball."
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"Nothing going on here. Just teaching some punks a lesson."
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"They're in the lead now, but we're coming back."
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"God, how humiliating."
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"Later, Pops."
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"Who wants a cold one? You want a cold one?"
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"My dang old mittens, man."
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"I need a cold one."
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"Here's a cold one for you."
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"Open up your eyes, man. You're holding a beer."
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"When my wife left me 'cause I was lazy and dependent..."
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"Yeah, we know that. You showed that on the paintball field."
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"He meant "roadie.""
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"For goodness sake, just put on your glasses."
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"- I can't take it anymore. - So tell them to knock it off."
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"Who, me?"
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"Maybe you should tell them."
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"Those paintballs really hurt, don't they?"
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"I mean, I'm just saying what everybody thinks, right?"
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"Is this when we start turning into the weird old guys of the block..."
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"Rematch. Tomorrow. Noon."
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"Sorry, Pops. My car broke down."
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"Rematch. Tomorrow. Noon."
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"Sorry, Bill."
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"Yup."
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"That's not chump change."
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"And you can never be denied coverage based on what you eat."
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"Somebody needs a touch up."
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"Don't try to figure them out, they can't be figured."
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"Just shake your fist at them like this. They won't come back."
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"All right, ladies!"
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"L thought you said they wouldn't come back."
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"I wouldn't get my mailbox knocked over every week."
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"If we don't want to end up feeble and helpless like Pops..."
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""Teenagers show no respect for a man in uniform.""
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"How did you know to find us here?"
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"You boys seem pretty sure of yourselves."
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"Well, what do you have in mind?"
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"You put up your amplifier, and I'll put up Bill's leafblower."
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"You were right, Bill. Teenagers are cruel."
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"They'll pick on the slowest, heaviest..."
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"Well, the important thing is you were right, Bill."
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"You were gonna get shot anyway."
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"Still..."
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"What, me?"
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"Beep."
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"Dang, man. You've got to watch that friendly fire, man."
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"I am the most efficient killing machine the world has ever..."
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"And, young fella, you lose."
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"This sucks!"
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"Good Lord! That could start a fire."
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"There sure is."
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"One of the leaves just moved."
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"It's built for blowing those little bonsai bushes..."
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"and cherry blossoms."
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"It's called a leaf-blower, Pops."
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"A rake, you say?"
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"next to Lincoln's hat and Archie's chair, dang old caveman section."
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"Keep watching Touched By An Angel."
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"Here comes the shut-in."
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"The doctor says getting chicken pox at the age of 12..."
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"My Joseph better not be sterile. I need my seed to live on."
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"Certain plans of mine require additional Gribbles."
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"Getting over the chicken pox is a milestone."
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"So to celebrate, you can do anything you want."
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"and mini-golf."
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"Oh, boy! There goes that rock band again."
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"but, God, put them in the right order."
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"Then yesterday, her back broke out in scratch marks."
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"I wonder if that music is what killed this grass."
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"You're that 12th-grader who put "Don't" on all the stop signs."
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"- Peace. - Wow!"
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"Fellas, my name is Hank Hill, and I'm the block captain."
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"Now, it's not that I don't like music, it's just that..."
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"Now cut that out. This is serious."
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"Does your father know you're doing this?"
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"My dad's dead."
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"I'm sorry, I didn't know. My condolences."
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"All right, that's it."
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"Now hold on a minute."
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"These older guys cornered us in a hole..."
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"What? Who did this to you?"
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"This is a really good X erox of you."
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"Hey, you."
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"And the first guy to do it is not gonna be some fat old desk jockey."
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"Desk jockey?"
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"I spent four years holding guys like you upside down over toilets."
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"What do you say? You want to teach some punks a little respect?"
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"- Yeah. - Very little."
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"When you get hit, you're dead."
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"Only talk if you have something important to say."
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"I got some important news in the mail this morning."
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"Did you know that, thanks to Colonial Valley..."
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"I can purchase term life insurance for only pennies a month?"
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"Boy, I'm glad I opened that immediately."
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"That's the mistake their parents made."
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"They're over here."
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