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Clips from Dr. Ken - Ken's an Expert Witness (S01E01)

"Okay, so why are you avoiding him?"
Dr. Ken
"Because we can't have a thing!"
Dr. Ken
"We work in the same place."
Dr. Ken
"It's unprofessional."
Dr. Ken
"No offense."
Dr. Ken
"I know you and Pat boned a bunch of times, but still."
Dr. Ken
"Oh, God. Here he comes."
Dr. Ken
"This is gonna be so awkward."
Dr. Ken
"Or some safety scissors."
Dr. Ken
"Oh, unh-unh. Pat, we're not mentioning that."
Dr. Ken
"Apparently, it was not pretty."
Dr. Ken
"Yeah, so when you see Ken, please do not mention trials,"
Dr. Ken
"lawyers, the legal system, or salmonella."
Dr. Ken
"Ugh, of course. I understand."
Dr. Ken
"and the whole legal system and, uh, uh..."
Dr. Ken
"salmonella?"
Dr. Ken
"Clark."
Dr. Ken
"Oh, it's delicious."
Dr. Ken
"It's... it's... or maybe bronchitis."
Dr. Ken
"- Tell me! - Okay, okay!"
Dr. Ken
"You know what? We'll get back to you."
Dr. Ken
"Okay, uh... little man."
Dr. Ken
"It's that stupid attorney."
Dr. Ken
"He's completely rattled me."
Dr. Ken
"Or is it second-guessing?"
Dr. Ken
"I don't know!"
Dr. Ken
"Okay, Dr. Ken, on a scale of 1 to 10,"
Dr. Ken
"what is your confidence level right now?"
Dr. Ken
"I'd say 8?"
Dr. Ken
"Then turn away, 'cause 7's creeping up on me real fast."
Dr. Ken
"I know what a great doctor you are."
Dr. Ken
"Right! Yeah! I mean, we all know it."
Dr. Ken
"You tell us on a daily basis."
Dr. Ken
"You know what?"
Dr. Ken
"You don't have to prove anything"
Dr. Ken
"to that snake-tongued but sexy lawyer."
Dr. Ken
"Right."
Dr. Ken
"I do have to prove it to him!"
Dr. Ken
"Okay, guys, this might take all night,"
Dr. Ken
"but we're going with Clark's plan."
Dr. Ken
"And, Clark, get me some Nutter Butters."
Dr. Ken
"Wha... no, no, no."
Dr. Ken
"I have to go get the case file."
Dr. Ken
"But you have to pass by the kitchenette to get to my office."
Dr. Ken
"Come on, Clark! You just said it!"
Dr. Ken
"God, we've been over every aspect of this case."
Dr. Ken
"Well, we were missing the Szechuan vegetables"
Dr. Ken
"from the dinner order."
Dr. Ken
"and I said you could pick the water chestnuts"
Dr. Ken
"out my Mongolian beef, but you said no,"
Dr. Ken
"Is that information current?"
Dr. Ken
"The website is literally called "Up to Date.""
Dr. Ken
"I'm out. It's the middle of the night,"
Dr. Ken
"and I need at least four hours of rest."
Dr. Ken
"And my wig needs at least six."
Dr. Ken
"I've had about a gallon of coffee,"
Dr. Ken
"and my heart is pounding through my chest."
Dr. Ken
"Wait, that's it."
Dr. Ken
"Julie, get me the patient's cardiology records."
Dr. Ken
"That's a really irregular beat."
Dr. Ken
"Guys, I'm kind of scared."
Dr. Ken
"Hey, stop being selfish!"
Dr. Ken
"I'm trying to prove I'm a good doctor!"
Dr. Ken
"Clark, first thing tomorrow, we're gonna meet"
Dr. Ken
"at the courthouse and blow this thing wide open."
Dr. Ken
"Whoa, I am really starting to get dizzy."
Dr. Ken
"Julie, for once,"
Dr. Ken
"can it just be about me?"
Dr. Ken
"Right?"
Dr. Ken
"Is it done?"
Dr. Ken
"I was up all night and it almost killed me,"
Dr. Ken
"and she's gonna be blown away."
Dr. Ken
"Hey, Mol, dress is done."
Dr. Ken
"Oh, my God, you actually did it?"
Dr. Ken
"What's this, now?"
Dr. Ken
"You made a dress for your sister?"
Dr. Ken
"Respect."
Dr. Ken
"Wow. That's beautiful."
Dr. Ken
"Dave, maybe you could make me one."
Dr. Ken
"Huh? What's huh?"
Dr. Ken
"Well, it's just..."
Dr. Ken
"uh... sorry, Dave."
Dr. Ken
"It's kind of lopsided."
Dr. Ken
"Where? Show me where."
Dr. Ken
"Here and here,"
Dr. Ken
"because he knows how much you liked bows"
Dr. Ken
"when you were a little girl, okay?"
Dr. Ken
"Thanks for trying, Dave, and you know what?"
Dr. Ken
"For an 11-year-old who has never sewn anything before,"
Dr. Ken
"this is..."
Dr. Ken
"The important thing is you pinned the blame on me."
Dr. Ken
"What are you doing here?"
Dr. Ken
"Dr. Murder has come back to finish the job."
Dr. Ken
"Surviving six, run! Run for your lives!"
Dr. Ken
"No, I've come to set the record straight."
Dr. Ken
"Okay, Your Honor, this witness already gave his testimony."
Dr. Ken
"Please, I have new information pertinent to the case."
Dr. Ken
"Your Honor, it'll just be a couple of minutes,"
Dr. Ken
"I'll allow it."
Dr. Ken
"Fine."
Dr. Ken
"I'd like to call Dr. Ken Park to the stand."
Dr. Ken
"- Just say it from there. - Fine, we'll do it "Matlock" style."
Dr. Ken
"but were you aware that the plaintiff"
Dr. Ken
"had a history of valvular heart disease?"
Dr. Ken
"Well, I..."
Dr. Ken
"The fact is that in a case of aortic stenosis,"
Dr. Ken
"the risk of side effects caused by Azithromycin"
Dr. Ken
"is far outweighed by the risk of potentially fatal complications"
Dr. Ken
"of bacterial endocarditis due to salmonella infection."
Dr. Ken
"In your face!"
Dr. Ken
"- Denied. - Sustained. Expert out."
Dr. Ken
"Dave, I found something under your bed."
Dr. Ken
"Those Toblerones aren't mine."
Dr. Ken
"I'm holding them for a friend."
Dr. Ken
"Is this the dress you tried to make for Molly?"
Dr. Ken
"Yeah."
Dr. Ken
"I told you, I made a complete mess of it."
Dr. Ken
"No, you didn't!"
Dr. Ken
"This is stunning."
Dr. Ken
"Really? Huh."
Dr. Ken
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