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Clips from Dr. Ken - Ken's an Expert Witness (S01E01)

"I feel like I'm parenting all by myself."
Dr. Ken
"What's wrong?"
Dr. Ken
"Grown-up stuff."
Dr. Ken
"When I have a "Yo Gabba Gabba!" related problem,"
Dr. Ken
"I'll come to you."
Dr. Ken
""A"... rude."
Dr. Ken
""B"... I haven't watched that show in months."
Dr. Ken
"I could make that for you."
Dr. Ken
"Yeah, right."
Dr. Ken
"In what universe could you make a dress?"
Dr. Ken
"I turned the Roomba into a robot that brings me fudge."
Dr. Ken
"Knock yourself out."
Dr. Ken
"All I ask is that you pay for materials."
Dr. Ken
"For what?"
Dr. Ken
"Mmm-mmm-mmm!"
Dr. Ken
"Is it over? Did he go yet?"
Dr. Ken
"No, but you missed a guy dressed as Madonna"
Dr. Ken
"doing "Good Vibrations"."
Dr. Ken
"It was... not good."
Dr. Ken
"Yay."
Dr. Ken
"♪ Ooh, I wanna take you ♪"
Dr. Ken
"♪ Key Largo, Montego ♪"
Dr. Ken
"♪ Off the Florida Keys ♪"
Dr. Ken
"♪ That's where you want to go to get away from it all ♪"
Dr. Ken
"♪ Bodies in the sand ♪"
Dr. Ken
"♪ Tropical drink melting in your hand ♪"
Dr. Ken
"- ♪ Down in Kokomo ♪ - This is crazy."
Dr. Ken
"He doesn't look anything like Prince."
Dr. Ken
"I call Dr. Ken Park to the stand."
Dr. Ken
"Ahh! That's me!"
Dr. Ken
"- Hold on. Wait, wait. - Okay."
Dr. Ken
"Okay, can you call him to the stand again?"
Dr. Ken
"- No! - Okay."
Dr. Ken
"Oh."
Dr. Ken
"Please state your name and occupation."
Dr. Ken
"Was that last part really necessary?"
Dr. Ken
"Dr. Park, in your opinion,"
Dr. Ken
"to treat the patient's salmonella,"
Dr. Ken
"are you confident that was the correct diagnosis?"
Dr. Ken
"I'm confident that it was."
Dr. Ken
"I'm also confident, you know, in general."
Dr. Ken
"Thank you. No further questions."
Dr. Ken
"Your witness, counselor."
Dr. Ken
"that after the patient was given the antibiotic,"
Dr. Ken
"he experienced a diffused rash all over his body"
Dr. Ken
"I... don't know."
Dr. Ken
"About 10."
Dr. Ken
"So, give or take 10,"
Dr. Ken
"you're saying you've treated zero cases."
Dr. Ken
"No. I said "about 10"."
Dr. Ken
"Oh. Oh, okay."
Dr. Ken
"I've won about 10 Nobel Peace Prizes."
Dr. Ken
"Okay, that doesn't seem pertinent or acc..."
Dr. Ken
"Eh, just answer "yes" or "no"."
Dr. Ken
"To what, the Wimbledons?"
Dr. Ken
"Nobel Peace..."
Dr. Ken
"Wow."
Dr. Ken
"All right, Dr. Park."
Dr. Ken
"have you always treated salmonella with Azithromycin?"
Dr. Ken
"Yes, I have."
Dr. Ken
"And, in general, what is the efficacy of that treatment?"
Dr. Ken
"I think it's 94% cure rate."
Dr. Ken
"Um..."
Dr. Ken
"okey?"
Dr. Ken
"Wow, so if you were treating 100 people,"
Dr. Ken
"Wow. Wow."
Dr. Ken
"Bad news over here."
Dr. Ken
"You're dead. You're dead."
Dr. Ken
"You're dead. You're dead."
Dr. Ken
"You're dead."
Dr. Ken
"Oh, uh, you initially recover,"
Dr. Ken
"but then out of nowhere... boom. Dead."
Dr. Ken
"but you couldn't..."
Dr. Ken
"'cause your doctor killed you."
Dr. Ken
"Oh, my pleasure."
Dr. Ken
"He had hoped to get a second opinion."
Dr. Ken
"Okay, just turn off the camera, Clark."
Dr. Ken
"No, this is so good!"
Dr. Ken
"Could the court please read it back?"
Dr. Ken
"I feel that maybe, um...""
Dr. Ken
"and there are 32 more "um" s."
Dr. Ken
"Then you ask for a mistrial."
Dr. Ken
"Then you said, "Hey, look over there,""
Dr. Ken
"and tried to leave the stand."
Dr. Ken
"Wow."
Dr. Ken
"So, Dr. Park... and I'm starting to use that term loosely..."
Dr. Ken
"that you don't know what you're talking about."
Dr. Ken
"Wait, no."
Dr. Ken
"I'm supposed to be an expert up in here."
Dr. Ken
"Um, um, um, um..."
Dr. Ken
"See? That's 32."
Dr. Ken
"There's no way I did that many."
Dr. Ken
"Look, lawyers are paid to twist your words around."
Dr. Ken
"Well, don't take it to heart."
Dr. Ken
"When I close my eyes, I can still see their faces."
Dr. Ken
"Wow, seems like a shell of his former self."
Dr. Ken
"Not that he didn't need to be taken down a peg or two."
Dr. Ken
"What's up?"
Dr. Ken
"Can you take me to the mall to get a dress?"
Dr. Ken
"Okay."
Dr. Ken
"to come to me with that, and you know what?"
Dr. Ken
"If this is something you want to explore..."
Dr. Ken
"It's for Molly,"
Dr. Ken
"but you handled that really well."
Dr. Ken
"She doesn't respect me, and I thought"
Dr. Ken
"if I could make her the dress she wants, then she would."
Dr. Ken
"So you tried to make her one?"
Dr. Ken
"Yeah, and it stunk."
Dr. Ken
"Oh, sweetie."
Dr. Ken
"You know what? Forget the mall."
Dr. Ken
"It always comforts me when you call yourself "mama.""
Dr. Ken
"Huh."
Dr. Ken
"Could be, but we won't know until you put thread in it."
Dr. Ken
"Why don't you go work on your robot."
Dr. Ken
"See if theres a way to get less hair in the fudge."
Dr. Ken
"I just had a close call."
Dr. Ken
"I almost ran into Juan-Julio."
Dr. Ken
"You don't have to."
Dr. Ken
"I could just keep doing my work."
Dr. Ken
"It was undeniable."
Dr. Ken
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