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Clips from Dr. Ken - Ken's an Expert Witness (S01E01)

"What... what do you think this means?"
Dr. Ken
"Say, Ken."
Dr. Ken
"So what's the case?"
Dr. Ken
"Ah, some guy got sick after eating some dodgy ribs"
Dr. Ken
"at an all-you-can-eat restaurant."
Dr. Ken
"No, it's you."
Dr. Ken
"Red A-line?"
Dr. Ken
"Fine."
Dr. Ken
"You know what? Whatever."
Dr. Ken
"I will."
Dr. Ken
"♪ Aruba, Jamaica ♪"
Dr. Ken
"♪ There's a place called Kokomo ♪"
Dr. Ken
"Kendrick Park, world's greatest physician."
Dr. Ken
"I am under oath."
Dr. Ken
"Well, yes, but, uh..."
Dr. Ken
"how many cases of salmonella have you treated?"
Dr. Ken
"Ahh."
Dr. Ken
"By that logic, I've won about 10 Wimbledons."
Dr. Ken
"Oh. So you're saying in 6% of those cases, it fails."
Dr. Ken
"Is that correct?"
Dr. Ken
"That's... Dr. Park."
Dr. Ken
"That's half the jury."
Dr. Ken
"Wow."
Dr. Ken
"Ooh, you know what? I missed that last part. Could you do that again?"
Dr. Ken
"Do you stand by that last answer?"
Dr. Ken
""Um... um..."
Dr. Ken
"Then you said, "Lawyers be trifling.""
Dr. Ken
"Yeah! 'Cause they be trifling."
Dr. Ken
"You'll be fine."
Dr. Ken
"I killed six members of the jury, Allison."
Dr. Ken
"Mama's gonna make that dress for you."
Dr. Ken
"I think there's something wrong with this machine."
Dr. Ken
"Oh, my God."
Dr. Ken
"You saw the chemistry between us at his show."
Dr. Ken
"Okay."
Dr. Ken
"Good morning Miss Damona, Miss Dr. Julie,"
Dr. Ken
"Hasta you later."
Dr. Ken
"Wow."
Dr. Ken
"You could cut that sexual tension with a knife!"
Dr. Ken
"Hey, how'd the trial go?"
Dr. Ken
"Hey, Ken!"
Dr. Ken
"How'd the trial go with the lawyers"
Dr. Ken
"Salmonella."
Dr. Ken
"Thanks for the heads up."
Dr. Ken
"So, Mr. Quan, you just have a cold."
Dr. Ken
"Um, could be shingles?"
Dr. Ken
"I've never seen you like this!"
Dr. Ken
"Really?"
Dr. Ken
"Okay, so that is literally the opposite of what I just said."
Dr. Ken
"Clark, get the case file."
Dr. Ken
"Julie, I want you to research"
Dr. Ken
"every treatment ever used for salmonella."
Dr. Ken
"Damona, print out the menu from China Moon."
Dr. Ken
"What are we missing?"
Dr. Ken
"Clark, that was six hours ago,"
Dr. Ken
"Dr. Park, I'm still scouring Up to Date,"
Dr. Ken
"but there have been no new treatments for salmonella"
Dr. Ken
"in the past 10 years."
Dr. Ken
"I should get some sleep also, if I can."
Dr. Ken
"You gonna help me or not?"
Dr. Ken
"and the bow is twice as big as the one in the picture."
Dr. Ken
"and then we'll be out of your fantastic hair."
Dr. Ken
"Yesterday, this gentleman cast doubt upon my testimony,"
Dr. Ken
"Well, that does cast things in a new light."
Dr. Ken
"Dave, you have a real talent."
Dr. Ken
"I took another shot at the dress."
Dr. Ken
"When I saw that dress,"
Dr. Ken
"I don't know."
Dr. Ken
"Well, I was right."
Dr. Ken
"Is there something you want to tell me?"
Dr. Ken
"Truth is, it would not work between us."
Dr. Ken
"Very messy."
Dr. Ken
"You're right."
Dr. Ken
"What's going on, Juan-Julio?"
Dr. Ken
"I wanted to give you invitations"
Dr. Ken
"to my lip-sync show tonight."
Dr. Ken
"Oh!"
Dr. Ken
"We're doing celebrities"
Dr. Ken
"pretending to sing the songs of The Beach Boys."
Dr. Ken
"as opposed to in the style of The Beach Boys."
Dr. Ken
"So you can make it?"
Dr. Ken
"Yep! We'll be there."
Dr. Ken
"Oh, good. See you at midnight."
Dr. Ken
"That we're down to go."
Dr. Ken
"Hey, hey, hey. Check it out, y'all."
Dr. Ken
"Ms. Aslanian over here thought she had the flu,"
Dr. Ken
"but I brilliantly deduced"
Dr. Ken
"Sometimes God plays doctor."
Dr. Ken
"An attorney friend of mine is looking for"
Dr. Ken
"an expert medical witness for his trial tomorrow."
Dr. Ken
"So you're saying I'm an expert?"
Dr. Ken
"if the first eight doctors I asked hadn't said no."
Dr. Ken
"All right, stop begging."
Dr. Ken
"I'm in."
Dr. Ken
"Homicide? Celebrity overdose?"
Dr. Ken
"Ooh, should I hire a publicist?"
Dr. Ken
"Yeah, you know what? Just forget about it."
Dr. Ken
"My friend said if I couldn't find anyone,"
Dr. Ken
"Oh, no, no, no."
Dr. Ken
"Tell your friend he can rely on Ken MD."
Dr. Ken
"Yeah, I'm not gonna tell him that."
Dr. Ken
"Y'all catch that?"
Dr. Ken
"Hey, Al."
Dr. Ken
"Guess who can call herself the wife of an expert?"
Dr. Ken
"Ooh, Barb Rutledge? Did Andy get on "Jeopardy"?"
Dr. Ken
"I was asked to be an expert witness in a trial tomorrow."
Dr. Ken
"Hey, legal guardians."
Dr. Ken
"I just found a way to save our family a bunch of money."
Dr. Ken
"Molly, we've been through this."
Dr. Ken
"We're keeping Dave."
Dr. Ken
"It's this dress."
Dr. Ken
"to my wedding, I'll even wear it to both your funerals."
Dr. Ken
"in case we die in the winter?"
Dr. Ken
"Yeah, we're not buying you that."
Dr. Ken
"Then what am I gonna wear to the spring formal?"
Dr. Ken
"Um, how about the peach high-low hem strapless?"
Dr. Ken
"Or the green draped bandeau?"
Dr. Ken
"Or, I don't know, the Tadashi Shoji lace overlay?"
Dr. Ken
"Hey, what about that red A-line?"
Dr. Ken
"It's a spring formal, Allison."
Dr. Ken
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