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Clips from Archer (2009) - Animation (S05E05)

"- And what were you expecting? - I guess like a"
Archer (2009)
"- Mexican Mrs. Garrett? - ¿Qué?"
Archer (2009)
"Or Colombian, or whatever, I..."
Archer (2009)
"You talk almost"
Archer (2009)
"too much. But you have aroused my"
Archer (2009)
"- curiosity. - Just your curiosity?"
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"No."
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"pleasure, eh?"
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"- Sí, Madrina. - Pruébalo, por"
Archer (2009)
"favor. If it is as pure as you say,"
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"and you have as much as you say..."
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"Oh, my God, we've got something like 900,000"
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"- kilos. - Eh, ¿cuanto?"
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"Wait, no, that's grams, so..."
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"- in a shit-ton. - Permiso, Madrina."
Archer (2009)
"Oh, man... How is it noon?"
Archer (2009)
"- And where the heck is Archer? - I assume bothering a"
Archer (2009)
"three hours ago. And back then, I could still"
Archer (2009)
"cannot make love to me just once more?"
Archer (2009)
"Very well."
Archer (2009)
"- bother tigers. - Then you may call"
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"me Coronel Ana Maria Delgado de la Policía Nacional."
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"- What?! - Sí, mi amor."
Archer (2009)
"I am-- how you say?-- deep cover."
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"Wait, no!"
Archer (2009)
"- No, no, no, no, no! - At least let me take"
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"As if American demand for cocaína wasn't already"
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"destroying us, now you even try to smuggle it into my country?"
Archer (2009)
"- You make me sick! - Then why'd you have"
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"- sex with me? - Por qué?"
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"mad, but they are in pretty dangerous territory, and Ray"
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"always answers his phone in the field, so I'm..."
Archer (2009)
"- actually worried. - Well, if you're so"
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"worried, why don't you go down there and rescue him?"
Archer (2009)
"- I... - Please?"
Archer (2009)
"Go find my son and bring him home to me."
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"- point. - Since we're being"
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"trucked off to La Culebra, the most notorious prison in South"
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"- America. - Pff, notorious."
Archer (2009)
"Cyril, please, I was in the Lubyanka."
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"Yeah, so how long do do you think we're gonna last"
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"- in prison? - Hmm."
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"If we even make it to prison!"
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"- I swear to God... - If you say "buy a"
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"Ow! Ow! Ow!"
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"- to be a man? - Pam?"
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"Oh, for the...! I'm pregnant!"
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"- Yes! - No! Stop!"
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"for that when it's both? Like in French or something?"
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"- I know what it means. - I hate I took Latin."
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"Archer!"
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"Uh, uh... Oh."
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"Ow! I don't know where Archer is!"
Archer (2009)
"Then find him, you bearded buffoon!"
Archer (2009)
"- Wha...?! - Don't ask her that."
Archer (2009)
"future on the next big shipment of Stinger missiles to that"
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"big dossiers with all the information you could"
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"Man, why bother with coke? I just made 100,000 pesos for"
Archer (2009)
"About 15 steps ahead"
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"What's that? I can't hear you over the sound"
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"- fault. What the... - What're you..."
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"pull up out front."
Archer (2009)
"Ray, hug the shadows, get to the Land Cruiser and be ready."
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"Okay, go, go, go, go, go."
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"Cyril, did you get it?"
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"- I can! - Guys, we really need"
Archer (2009)
"Will you shut up? I know what I'm doing, Cyril."
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"- a Phi Mu Fun Run. - We called them Phi Moo."
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"- Hey! - Hello, Ray?"
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"press one."
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"- So, 900 kilos. - I... however many are"
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"- Noventa y seis por ciento puro. - ¡Vaya!"
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"- tiger. - Oh, God."
Archer (2009)
"knows she'll be murdered if anyone finds out she's La"
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"We're getting Cherlene a record deal."
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"Why would anyone want a picture of someone else's"
Archer (2009)
"Are you crazy? They'll kill us."
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""handsome.""
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"a landline and played the message from my phone, then put"
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"And I didn't even get to meet her tiger."
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"- ¡No dispare! - What in the..."
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"I mean, not literally to your heads."
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"Sterling?"
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"- Why the hell are you smiling?! A-- we're not their"
Archer (2009)
"Here's to you, Hal Needham."
Archer (2009)
"Either heroic vigilantes trying to restore law"
Archer (2009)
"How do you not remember that?"
Archer (2009)
"- Wow. - Oh, I'm sorry."
Archer (2009)
"Good-bye."
Archer (2009)
"Not to mention a bunch of people, which, compared to"
Archer (2009)
"Snacklesnamps is awesome."
Archer (2009)
"- jumping through a stupid window. - Yeah, that's about"
Archer (2009)
"- run out of coke, huh? - Now, there's a moot"
Archer (2009)
"Am I right, fellas? Fellas, am I right?"
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"tiger," we will beat you to death with your own shoes."
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"If she even had a tiger. Plus, at this rate, we're gonna"
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"We're sneaking in under the radar."
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"- truck's distributor cap, got it? - Uh..."
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"Well, is that the army?"
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"Well, that doesn't sound too bad."
Archer (2009)
"Well, were you sent there by an undercover cop who"
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"Yeah, so I recorded that, added some sound effects,"
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"...or right-wing terrorists with a boner for"
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"- Goddamn it. - ¡Oye, tanto!"
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"- Madrina? - No, idiot, I was..."
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"Uh, overdosed on liquid snake?"
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"- Yah! Huh! Yum! Yum! Yum! - Pam!"
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"- Ha! - I'm serious. I mean,"
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"- we won't actually be waltz... - You know what I mean!"
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"What's up, pendejos?"
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"Hit it!"
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"Woooohoohoohoooo!!"
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"- "accelerator." - It's floored, and it's"
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"- Okay, Ray... - Ow."
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"¡No se muevan! ¿Dónde están?"
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"Wha...? Give me that."
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"I'm serious, Archer, cut it out."
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"- A toast, then, to new friends. - Just friends?"
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"Sorry in advance for this."
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"B-- I bet there's a pretty decent chance La Madrina owns"
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