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Clips from Dr. Ken - Ken's Banquet Snub (S02E02)

"Pat's 15 minutes late."
Dr. Ken
"That's how bad his comic timing is."
Dr. Ken
"How am I not hosting this?!"
Dr. Ken
"You know what? Enough."
Dr. Ken
"I think he took the Damona thing pretty hard."
Dr. Ken
"Just be a friend, okay?"
Dr. Ken
"- Would you consider... - Yes! Yes, yes, yes, yes!"
Dr. Ken
"Oh! You don't have to ask me twice."
Dr. Ken
"So, Pat Hein won't be able to make it tonight."
Dr. Ken
"His bumper somehow fell off on the 405."
Dr. Ken
"He says he's not in the greatest of neighborhoods, but so far,"
Dr. Ken
"no one's been able to jimmy his doors open"
Dr. Ken
"Anyway, here's Dr. Ken Parks!"
Dr. Ken
"Sorry, I can't be funny right now."
Dr. Ken
"Didn't stop you last year."
Dr. Ken
"So, are you gonna, like,"
Dr. Ken
"Wow, you have a really unique ability to go unnoticed."
Dr. Ken
"Grandpa. No."
Dr. Ken
"Every relationship is different, and if this works for them..."
Dr. Ken
"You feed them, and they keep coming back."
Dr. Ken
"to pick me up on the side of the freeway."
Dr. Ken
"I was."
Dr. Ken
"They were chanting my name, pulling at my clothes."
Dr. Ken
"But I couldn't go through with it."
Dr. Ken
"Whether you believed it was an accident or not,"
Dr. Ken
"You know, the car is a great place for awkward conversations."
Dr. Ken
"My point is..."
Dr. Ken
"the only reason the Event Committee"
Dr. Ken
"asked me to emcee is... I made them."
Dr. Ken
"Well, even though Damona and I are no longer,"
Dr. Ken
"I wanted her new beau to think that her ex was a somebody."
Dr. Ken
"Yeah, you wouldn't guess it to look at me, Ken,"
Dr. Ken
"Oh, if they had a Fast Pass, I would own it."
Dr. Ken
"Eh, probably pulled some hack out of the crowd."
Dr. Ken
"I'm not saying my husband is a child."
Dr. Ken
"I don't want to insult children."
Dr. Ken
"Just ask him."
Dr. Ken
"What the...?"
Dr. Ken
"So much better than my husband."
Dr. Ken
"But then again, he thinks he's funny,"
Dr. Ken
"so maybe he's not the best judge."
Dr. Ken
"Thank you, Radisson Ballroom B!"
Dr. Ken
"Thank you!"
Dr. Ken
"So, Eric and I didn't fight for two whole hours."
Dr. Ken
"But we did have a blowout in the lobby over some toothpicks."
Dr. Ken
"and it turns out we are not good at it."
Dr. Ken
"Aww."
Dr. Ken
"Brought your raincoat so you wouldn't have to wait in line."
Dr. Ken
"That's not my raincoat, genius."
Dr. Ken
"You were so funny."
Dr. Ken
"Yep, we're good."
Dr. Ken
"It does feel better."
Dr. Ken
"Mm, not sure it'll stick,"
Dr. Ken
"but let's just enjoy the moment."
Dr. Ken
"So, were all your jokes about me?"
Dr. Ken
"Oh, no. Most of them had nothing to do with you."
Dr. Ken
"Aww. Thanks for lying."
Dr. Ken
"High road."
Dr. Ken
"to ask me to emcee."
Dr. Ken
"to make sure the phones are working."
Dr. Ken
"You can afford to be emotionally generous with Pat."
Dr. Ken
"Sometimes she just powers through."
Dr. Ken
"Uh, Dave, you have a stalker."
Dr. Ken
"Will he be attending the banquet as your guest?"
Dr. Ken
"So sue me for being thorough!"
Dr. Ken
"Oh, 'cause I was gonna give your parking spot"
Dr. Ken
"Aah! I hate you!"
Dr. Ken
"I hate you!"
Dr. Ken
"I hate you!!"
Dr. Ken
"I can't wait to tell the Ears, Noses, and Throats guy"
Dr. Ken
"- Pat. - Mm?"
Dr. Ken
"I'm a boy, and it's my toy."
Dr. Ken
"Don't... don't... don't worry."
Dr. Ken
"No, my insurance will pay for everything,"
Dr. Ken
"Clark."
Dr. Ken
"- Yeah, honey. Raglin Brothers... we going. - Oh, we are going."
Dr. Ken
"if you were driving in the Alps."
Dr. Ken
"and my nice jeans."
Dr. Ken
"- What? Is there something wrong? - Okay, listen."
Dr. Ken
"I'm your friend, so I'm just gonna give this to you..."
Dr. Ken
"You guys are always fighting. It's super uncomfortable."
Dr. Ken
"So, what do you do when he does something that bothers you?"
Dr. Ken
"Okay, occasionally when he is eating,"
Dr. Ken
"and sometimes that's the same day."
Dr. Ken
"many evenings alone with our instincts."
Dr. Ken
"Ugh!"
Dr. Ken
""Enjoy the comic stylings of Pat Hein"?"
Dr. Ken
"I don't know."
Dr. Ken
"The real question is why you keep stepping on me"
Dr. Ken
"Oh. You."
Dr. Ken
"You, oh, you are..."
Dr. Ken
"That's what you are."
Dr. Ken
"It is the soundtrack to my nightmares."
Dr. Ken
"Are you fighting with me?"
Dr. Ken
"Maybe a little."
Dr. Ken
"The fact that you tend to wildly overreact."
Dr. Ken
"Someone hit his car."
Dr. Ken
"Pat's stranded on the side of the freeway."
Dr. Ken
"You were right, Allison."
Dr. Ken
"So, guess who has a girlfriend."
Dr. Ken
"Go, Dave."
Dr. Ken
"No, we're really more homebodies."
Dr. Ken
"But I'm not making her a snack."
Dr. Ken
"I thought for sure you'd be up there hosting in my place."
Dr. Ken
"I was up there thinking about you"
Dr. Ken
"It's where my dad told me about the birds and the bees."
Dr. Ken
"Oh, man, I do stuff like that all the time."
Dr. Ken
"Low road's so much easier."
Dr. Ken
"Oh, yeah."
Dr. Ken
"So, I have three children... 11, 17, and 46."
Dr. Ken
"Finally, I had to agree to start watching "Stranger Things.""
Dr. Ken
"Hey, I gave the valet our ticket."
Dr. Ken
"That's my girl. Looks good."
Dr. Ken
"You're right about the high road."
Dr. Ken
"A little privacies?"
Dr. Ken
"nice, appropriate jeans on."
Dr. Ken
"You want to wait longer? A raincoat is a raincoat."
Dr. Ken
"Aah! She got in the house?!"
Dr. Ken
"Me, too."
Dr. Ken
"You and Siri fighting again?"
Dr. Ken
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