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Clips from Modern Family - Hawaii (S01E01)

"Mmm. What's this called?"
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"Happiness."
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"[Sighs]"
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"[Beeping, Musical Tones]"
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"I'm curious. Is there any sand left on the beach,"
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"or did you bring it all up to our bathroom?"
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"And now you're sitting on my linen jacket."
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"I guess I can't have nice things."
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"Oh. I'm sorry. I didn't know it was there. It's okay."
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"Oh! No! Stop!"
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"I'm wearing that tonight! I'm wrinkling your linen! I'm wrinkling your linen!"
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"Ooh! You know what? Out!"
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"I want you out! This isn't working!"
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"I don't care where you go, as long as you don't stay here! What are you saying?"
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"What don't you understand about "out"?"
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"Fine. I'll just move in with my sisters."
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"Ooh, hoo!"
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"Oh, no! Who will pee all over the bathroom floor?"
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"I was brushing my teeth at the same time."
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"[Yawning] I napped. You did?"
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"Mm-hmm. Good and weird. Kinda like that one nozzle in the infinity pool."
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"I wouldn't know. Phil was hogging it. [Both Laugh]"
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"Is it me, or is Lily more relaxed here? Oh, yes."
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"She is. I think it's because she's really picking up on our energy, you know?"
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"It's like, if we're tense, she's gonna be tense."
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"And I think we need to bring this new energy home."
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"[Shrieking] You blocked the- What? What happened?"
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"You didn't bring her out! I thought you had her!"
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"Come on. Let me paint you."
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"Oh, sweetie. That is so creepy."
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"Where is everyone?"
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"Okay. Let me just say what everyone's thinking."
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"My jacket's a mess. It wouldn't be,"
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"but someone used the iron to make grilled cheese."
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"I had bread, I had cheese and I had an iron. What was I supposed to do?"
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"Kids, kids. We don't care."
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"¡Hola, hola! Hi."
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"Hey. So sorry I'm late. Where is Jay?"
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"- He's not with you? - No, he came down long time ago."
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"Oh, don't worry. I'll go have a look around."
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"Yeah, he's probably in the ocean trying to pull a tugboat with his teeth."
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"Well, look who decided to join us."
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"- And where is your sister? - She is in our bathroom throwing up."
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"- Well, what happened? - You're not going to like this as much as I do,"
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"but she's drunk."
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"[Gasps] [Luke Laughing]"
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"I-I knew I never should have let her-"
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"Guarantee our bathroom is still messier."
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"Oh, my God! Lily! [Panting] Where is the elevator?"
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"Where- I don't know! I'm taking the stairs!"
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"Lily, we're coming for you! [Shrieking]"
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"Hey, you. Where you headed?"
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"Well, remember earlier in the pool when you convinced me..."
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"to let Haley go next door with complete strangers?"
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"And you were totally on board. Yeah. Mm-hmm. Yeah, well,"
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"she got drunk, and now she's upstairs throwing up."
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"But she's just a kid. Who would serve her? We did, honey."
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"On a silver platter. You convinced me to relax and let go, and now this happens."
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"I'm sorry, but we shouldn't feel bad... [Elevator Bell Dings]"
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"About wanting a little time for ourselves."
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"Sweetie, this isn't a honeymoon. We have kids. You have got to let this go."
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"From now on, I am not losing sight of them for two seconds."
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"Nothing gets past me."
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"Hey. Did you find Jay? I'm getting worried."
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"No. You know what, sweetie? I will deal with Haley. [Elevator Bell Dings]"
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"You go see if you can find Dad. I'll look for him out there."
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"[Elevator Bell Dings]"
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"Lily, where you going, huh?"
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"Oh, my God. I'm so sorry."
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"Oh, my God. Wow. What were you thinking?"
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"One of the kids had an I.D., and she bought some drinks. Mm-hmm."
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"I tried one, and then another one. It was stupid."
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"Yes. Yes, it was stupid,"
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"but you are really lucky that this did not end as badly as it could have."
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"when you drink, you make bad decisions."
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"I know, I know. I just-"
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"[Sighs] One minute you're having wine coolers at homecoming,"
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"and the next... the game of Truth or Claire sweeps your high school."
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"Oh, honey. That would just be cruel."
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"I'II wait till you feel better to yell."
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"[Exhales] I don't think I'll ever feel better."
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"Does this happen every time you drink?"
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"Yes."
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"Yes, it does."
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"Jay?"
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"Over here."
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"Hey. Hey! What are you doing?"
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"I'm stuck. I laid down, my back went out."
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"Oh. Well, don't you worry. We're gonna get you out of here."
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"Grab on. Yeah, you know, Phil, this might not be the best-"
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"Wait. Why don't you just get someone who works here? No, this is gonna work."
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"And now- Oh, wow! [Grunts]"
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"There's spasming. Don't move. Don't move. No. I don't wanna get-"
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"Um-"
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"[Exhales] By the way, I just want to thank you for this trip."
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"It's really been a vacation of a lifetime."
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"- [Woman] Oh. - Nothing weird!"
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"Aloha."
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"I keep my wallet in my front pocket, so that's-"
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"that's what that is."
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"[Jay Groans]"
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"Neck... going. I'm sorry."
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"Anyone! Anyone, help! Alert security!"
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"[Panting] Seal off the island!"
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"[Shrieks] This- This way! This way!"
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"[Shrieking]"
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"Lily! [Shrieks, Sighs]"
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"Aha. You looking for someone?"
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"Lily. We were so worried. We just got distracted."
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"Oh, we're idiots. ¡Ay! Don't beat yourself up."
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"I used to lose Manny all the time."
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"Now I lost your father. These things happen."
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"She's right, you know."
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"Did she say my father's missing?"
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"Hmm?"
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"I mean, I know we're parents, but can't we be lovers too?"
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"This may be my worst birthday ever."
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"There you are!"
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"[Jay] Oh, hi, honey. Hey, hey."
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"He was stuck in a hammock. It was actually really funny."
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