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Clips from Modern Family - Hawaii (S01E01)

"Oh! Hold on, my bride. Allow me! [Grunts]"
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"Welcome to the Four Seasons Maui."
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"♪ Hey, hey Hey ♪♪"
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"Haley, sweetie, put the phone down and put on some sunscreen. Please?"
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"Hey, everybody. We're on our way to see the world's largest banyan tree."
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"He was a very nice man when we met him,"
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"So, what's today's big adventure?"
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"I'll bet the kids want to go with you."
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"Oh. Well, more lavender for us."
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"But it's one of the things he loves most about me, and I can't tell him the truth now."
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"It would be like Lewis telling Clark that he didn't like to walk."
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"[Haley Groans] Don't turn around."
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"Okay."
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"Here goes another one! There you go!"
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"[Alex Screaming]"
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"Hey, Jay! Be careful!"
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"I did push-ups in the bathroom. [Laughs] You're funny."
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"and be back in time for your grandfather's birthday dinner, okay?"
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"Oh, God."
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"Ah! Cameron, it was the most incredible thing I've ever seen in my entire life."
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"Yes, and he was so blown away by the beauty of it, he sat down..."
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"- And we bonded, because he too likes adventure. - Did that really happen?"
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"You know what? I think it's because of my parents."
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"So, that's, like- That's why, when I'm on vacation,"
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"[Groans] Sorry, Mom."
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"You try to do that. [Door Opens, Closes]"
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"I haven't napped in years. Yeah. It feels good, doesn't it?"
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"It's gonna make us better parents-"
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"[Luke] That's awesome."
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"This is why we always say to you..."
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"Thanks for not yelling at me."
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"I'm kidding. You're too old to get that. Here we go."
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"[Sighing]"
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"We say we'll make time, but life gets in the way."
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"Yeah, because you overdid it after that phone call about your father."
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"And he'd have loved you."
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"Do you want some eggs Benedict? So creamy! No."
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"I never said that. No, it's over."
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"Looks like I finally get to walk you down the aisle. Daddy!"
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"[Gloria Laughs] [Laughs] Ow! You better walk me."
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"Thank for you choosing Continental Airlines."
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"Okay. Mmm."
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"Aloha, Lily. Aloha. Oh, wait. Let's do it one more time."
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"The doggy was blocking her face. Yeah, go back."
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"No. No! No. We're not doing it a third time."
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"There she is- the prettiest white woman on Maui. Milady."
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"Actually, Claire and I were supposed to go to Hawaii for our honeymoon."
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"Mm-hmm. But something else came up."
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"I got pregnant with Haley. My bad!"
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"We didn't even have a proper wedding."
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"We just went down to the courthouse on a Tuesday."
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"The judge sentenced me to life with no chance of parole."
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"You begged me to marry you. It's true. I did."
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"What are you doing?"
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"Being romantic. God, you're solid."
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"Sweetie, put me down. Go on. Okay."
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"Honey, come on. Let's turn this vacation into a honeymoon."
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"Sweet pea, I'm a mom traveling with my kids."
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"For me, this is not a vacation. It's a business trip. Let's go."
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"Ah! Wow!"
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"This'll do. It's beautiful."
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"Aloha! Hi!"
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"What do you think, Manny?"
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"I'm home."
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"[Man] ♪ Hey, hey ♪"
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"♪ Hey, hey Hey, hey ♪"
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"Yeah!"
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"I can't believe we have our own hotel room."
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"Score! There's an iron in here!"
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"Don't you want to keep our room neat? You know, in case we entertain."
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"Who would we entertain?"
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"I noticed some lovely tweens down by the kids' club."
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"Maybe we can find a nice spot near them by the pool..."
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"and send over a couple of virgin mai tais."
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"They may be interested in two sophisticated men like us."
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"I am a bathroom martian!"
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"Beep, boop, boop."
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"I am from the nebula of the Great Toilet."
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"Beep, boop. Beep, boop, bop."
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"I want the biggest cheeseburger you got."
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"Instead of salad, I want fries."
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"Instead of fruit, I want chili fries."
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"We have got to stay on these kids all day, or else they're gonna burn."
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"Totally. They put on the littlest bit of sunscreen in the morning,"
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"they think it's got them covered for the-"
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"Are you watching Gloria in my sunglasses?"
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"Is she moving in slow motion, or is my brain doing that?"
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"Phil, this is important. Go ahead. I'm glistening."
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"Does anybody want to come?"
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"Now, why in the hell would anyone want to leave paradise,"
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"take a hot bus ride to see a tree?"
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"The great thing about Cameron is that, uh, he's adventurous, like I am."
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"We-We both like to immerse ourselves in the culture and really get to know the locals."
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"We've made friends all over the world."
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"We're still in touch with Elunga,"
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"a man we met on safari in Tanzania."
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"[Mitchell] We actually send him..."
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"all of our old clothes."
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"but based on his recent letters, I have a small fear he's become a warlord."
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"Hey. I'm gonna go to the gym to work out a little bit. You want to come with me?"
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"I just ordered an extra-long straw to avoid accidentally doing a sit-up."
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"- [Cell Phone Rings] - Ah, look at this."
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"My brother. [Beeps]"
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"What's up, jackass? Happy birthday, you dumb son of a bitch."
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"Birthday's tomorrow, moron!"
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"I never understood this relationship."
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"- So, 63, right? - Hey, you can count!"
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"You know Dad was 63 when he died. Huh?"
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"Hello? Thanks for reminding me."
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"Ah, don't worry. He never took care of himself."
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"Ate like crap and drank too much. Anyway, Irene's begging me for-"
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"[Beeps] Hey, Gloria, wait up. I'm coming."
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"Hey. Hi. Hi."
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"So, I was thinking we book a couples' massage."
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"Mm-hmm. I accidentally looked in on one."
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"They seemed really relaxed until they noticed me."
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"Haley, that's enough. Get off the phone. Luke, pull up your trunks!"
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"This bathing suit looks great on you."
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"Thanks, sweetie. Haley, come on. Off the phone."
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"No way. Keira got her hair straightened? [Laughs]"
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