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Clips from Family Guy - The New Adventures of Old Tom (S14E14)

"(roars) (screams)"
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"MALE ANNOUNCER: Bear Scares,"
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"Latvia's number-one bear prank show."
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"Now available in region 3 DVD."
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"All right, Chris, nothing's gotten that ring out yet."
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"That's why we brought you to this fast-food"
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"roast beef restaurant."
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"Uh, yeah, I'll take the Angus steak melt."
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"I'm sorry, are you here to poop something out?"
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"Yes."
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"Okay, this line is just for regular diners."
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"You need to get in that line."
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"Excuse me, is this the line for people who need"
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"to puke something up?"
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"I think this is just the poop line."
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"Cheers."
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"You know what restaurant we're talking about."
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"Ah, almost time for the news."
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"Mind if I join you?"
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"I thought you hated the news."
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"Developing story: I like it now."
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"(laughing)"
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"Okay."
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"Good evening, Quahog, I'm Dallas Portland."
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"And I'm T-Homie..."
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"with the news in your mouth!"
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"What the hell's he doing?"
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"He's crushing it."
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"Okay, Tom, uh, our top story tonight:"
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"a burst water pipe in the pediatric unit"
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"of Quahog General results in the tragic"
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"drowning deaths of four children and one nurse."
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"News bomb! (laughs)"
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"I know what you're thinking, right?"
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"He's so random."
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"Boy, I never realized"
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"how young and hip Tom Tucker is."
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"Dallas Portland should just pack it up and go home."
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"What are you talking about?"
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"Wait, wait, quiet, quiet."
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"Tom's about to tattoo the word, Coachella"
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"on the bridge of his nose."
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"Is that a thing?"
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"Uh, I don't know, Grandma, sit back and wa--"
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"(squishing) (both screaming)"
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"He got his eye! Oh, God!"
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"What's wrong with you, Dallas?"
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"Never seen a guy so young and cool before?"
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"(coughs)"
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"Tumblr!"
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"I've just received some breaking news."
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"Channel Five News anchor Tom Tucker has been relieved"
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"of his duties, effective immediately."
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"Holy crap! They fired him?"
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"Oh, my God!"
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"Oh, well, now back to my life."
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"(whistling)"
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"(growling)"
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"(screams)"
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"MALE ANNOUNCER: Bear Scares"
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"will be back after message"
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"from state-run industry."
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"EUROPEAN MALE ANNOUNCER: Shirt.gov,"
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"shirt.gov,"
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"is only place to get your shirt."
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"Peter, you were the one who told"
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"Tom Tucker to try all that nonsense on TV?"
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"You realize you cost that man his job."
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"Well, how was I supposed to know?"
Family Guy
"Katie Couric went on TV and stuck a tube up her butt"
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"and they threw her a parade."
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"That was a colonoscopy!"
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"This is kind of your fault, you know."
Family Guy
"I mean, you're the one who was drooling"
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"over that Dallas Portland."
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"I was just trying to get that guy off the air."
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"Peter, that's ridiculous."
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"He's just some pretty boy who doesn't mean anything."
Family Guy
"It's like when you watch Mad Men for that chick"
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"you said was like a fat me."
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"I said a young, fat you."
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"The point is, you've ruined that man's life."
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"(sighs) You're right."
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"Poor Tom."
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"Thanks to me, he's fallen even"
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"further than Charlie Rose."
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"Today on CBS This Morning, we'll be talking about"
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"how much sleep you need to not be drunk"
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"from the night before."
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"That's not what we're talking about."
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"That's what I'm talking about."
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"I don't know what else to do."
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"We've tried everything."
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"Brian, the jeweler closes at 6:00."
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"You don't have much time left to return that ring."
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"You're right."
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"Well, we have no choice."
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"We'll just have to take a bumpy ride to the mall"
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"and hope for a miracle."
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"You know, Brian, this wouldn't have happened"
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"if you were just honest with women"
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"and had an ounce of integrity."
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"Don't pull rank on me."
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"You ate a ring, you worthless tub of crap."
Family Guy
"Yeah?"
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"Well, who's gonna be fishing through"
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"a tub of crap soon, you unemployed buttmunch?"
Family Guy
"Whoa, whoa, let's calm down, guys."
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"Shut up, you unemployed buttmunch!"
Family Guy
"Okay, he found a burn he likes."
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"What the hell do you want?"
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"I'm here to say..."
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"I'm sorry about what happened."
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"Let me make it up to you."
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"I'm the one who made you lose your job."
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"I'll find you a new one."
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"Don't bother."
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"I'm washed up."
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"Everyone saw what I did, and besides, I..."
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"I can't do anything else."
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