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Clips from Family Guy - The New Adventures of Old Tom (S14E14)

"Why don't you ask my index and middle finger?"
Family Guy
"I thought this was a recovery day."
Family Guy
"No days off, bro."
Family Guy
"Peter, move, we need the TV."
Family Guy
"Is this... is this a coven?"
Family Guy
"No, we're watching the news."
Family Guy
"Now get out of the way."
Family Guy
"We had a bottle of wine and a joint at Bonnie's house,"
Family Guy
"and we want to watch Dallas Portland"
Family Guy
"before the buzz wears off."
Family Guy
"You chicken-heads are out of control."
Family Guy
"Yoga for men?"
Family Guy
"Yes, says the inventor of Bro-ga."
Family Guy
"I'm here in his studio above the Petco to see"
Family Guy
"if I want to nama-stay for the whole class."
Family Guy
"(women laughing)"
Family Guy
"I guess he's handsome and funny."
Family Guy
"Oh, feel like I'm cheating on Tom Bergeron."
Family Guy
"That's who you're all excited about?"
Family Guy
"That chiseled Adonis with eyes the color"
Family Guy
"of summer's first blueberry?"
Family Guy
"I don't know about none of that,"
Family Guy
"but look at that bulge in his shorts."
Family Guy
"I've never seen a bulge"
Family Guy
"in the front of a man's pants before."
Family Guy
"You see that, Peter?"
Family Guy
"That's the right amount of leg hair."
Family Guy
"My leg hair's fine."
Family Guy
"I have what they call, The Irish Wisp."
Family Guy
"Why are we at a health food store?"
Family Guy
"Well, we got to get that ring out of you,"
Family Guy
"and this is a place where people buy"
Family Guy
"disgusting cereals to help them poop."
Family Guy
"Well, which one should we buy?"
Family Guy
"I don't know, let's ask."
Family Guy
"Are there any gray-haired lesbian art teachers"
Family Guy
"who can help us select a fiber cereal?"
Family Guy
"This won't take long,"
Family Guy
"we know your large dogs are tied up outside."
Family Guy
"(women chattering)"
Family Guy
"There's too many of them!"
Family Guy
"We've got to start a chant"
Family Guy
"so they'll file out into the street!"
Family Guy
"All sex is rape! All sex is rape!"
Family Guy
"PROTESTORS: All sex is rape! All sex is rape!"
Family Guy
"When I first joined this cause,"
Family Guy
"I was just trying to get this guy to poop,"
Family Guy
"but now we're this close to getting sex outlawed"
Family Guy
"in the United States."
Family Guy
"(crowd cheers)"
Family Guy
"So, Peter, where are your boyfriends tonight?"
Family Guy
"I don't know. Where are yours?"
Family Guy
"What the (bleep) did you just say?!"
Family Guy
"I'm-I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sor... I-I'm just..."
Family Guy
"I'm not myself tonight."
Family Guy
"Lois and all of her friends"
Family Guy
"are drooling over that new news guy."
Family Guy
"That Dallas Portland's a jerk."
Family Guy
"TOM: Don't even say that name."
Family Guy
"Tom Tucker?!"
Family Guy
"What are you doing here?"
Family Guy
"Getting out of that wind storm"
Family Guy
"that screwed up my hair and loosened my tie,"
Family Guy
"but also trying to forget"
Family Guy
"how mad I am at Dallas Portland."
Family Guy
"You and me both, pal."
Family Guy
"That Dallas guy sucks."
Family Guy
"Why, what's your problem with him?"
Family Guy
"Eh, my wife's been creaming her spinach over him."
Family Guy
"Yeah, tell me about it."
Family Guy
"Since he arrived, our ratings have skyrocketed."
Family Guy
"They're grooming Dallas, which means I'm on my way out."
Family Guy
"What?"
Family Guy
"We can't let that happen."
Family Guy
"If that guy becomes the anchor, every night is gonna be..."
Family Guy
"Hey!"
Family Guy
"Sorry, I still get a little dizzy from the train,"
Family Guy
"but if Dallas Portland's on TV every night,"
Family Guy
"my life's gonna be a living hell."
Family Guy
"You and me both."
Family Guy
"Without the news, I... I don't know who I am..."
Family Guy
"but what can you do?"
Family Guy
"He's the flavor of the month."
Family Guy
"But wait a minute, maybe if we work together,"
Family Guy
"we can solve both our problems."
Family Guy
"What do you mean?"
Family Guy
"Well, if he's the hot, young thing"
Family Guy
"and everybody loves him, all we got to do is make you"
Family Guy
"hotter and younger and thing-er!"
Family Guy
"And then they won't need him."
Family Guy
"Well, how we supposed to do that?"
Family Guy
"Just trust me."
Family Guy
"When I set my mind to something, anything's possible."
Family Guy
"That's how I got myself on The Voice."
Family Guy
"(crying): I'm doing this for my mother,"
Family Guy
"who taught me to sing when I was only seven."
Family Guy
"She was my biggest inspiration, and she was..."
Family Guy
"taken from me when I was 12..."
Family Guy
"in a fatal car accident."
Family Guy
"She was my rock... my beacon..."
Family Guy
"and this one..."
Family Guy
"(sniffs)"
Family Guy
"this one's for her."
Family Guy
"♪ So, tell me what you want, what you really, really want ♪"
Family Guy
"♪ I'll tell you want I want, what I really, really want... ♪"
Family Guy
"All right, Tom, if you want to be young these days,"
Family Guy
"you gotta do a wicked awesome GoPro skate video."
Family Guy
"(Sabotage by Beastie Boys plays)"
Family Guy
"♪ ♪"
Family Guy
"♪ I can't stand it ♪"
Family Guy
"♪ I know you planned it ♪"
Family Guy
"♪ I'm-a set it straight, this Watergate ♪"
Family Guy
"♪ I can't stand rocking when I'm in here ♪"
Family Guy
"♪ Because your crystal ball ain't so crystal clear ♪"
Family Guy
"♪ So while you sit back and wonder why ♪"
Family Guy
"♪ I got this ... thorn in my side ♪"
Family Guy
"♪ Oh, my God, it's a mirage ♪"
Family Guy
"♪ I'm tellin' y'all it's sabotage... ♪"
Family Guy
"(Peter screaming)"
Family Guy
"(sniffs)"
Family Guy
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