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Clips from Family Guy - The New Adventures of Old Tom (S14E14)

"All right, we can go, Lois."
Family Guy
"Lois?"
Family Guy
"Mort?!"
Family Guy
"Oh, hey, how do you like my blowout?"
Family Guy
"I'm pulling down so much chotch, it's insane."
Family Guy
"I don't... I-I'm... Yuck."
Family Guy
"Lois?"
Family Guy
"Oh, no!"
Family Guy
"I'm alone and lost in the mall!"
Family Guy
"I haven't been this scared since the silence of the lamb."
Family Guy
"Hey, um..."
Family Guy
"let's move in together."
Family Guy
"Say something!"
Family Guy
"...and I turned around, and I don't know"
Family Guy
"what happened to my wife, and now I'm all alone"
Family Guy
"and I'm just so scared."
Family Guy
"Okay."
Family Guy
"Do you want to go look for your wife,"
Family Guy
"or you want me to finish the makeover?"
Family Guy
"I guess we might as well finish up here."
Family Guy
"When I find her, I want her to go, Wow."
Family Guy
"Lois?"
Family Guy
"Lois!"
Family Guy
"MAN: Lois!"
Family Guy
"Lois!"
Family Guy
"Is your wife named Lois, too?"
Family Guy
"No, but I figured if she's banging a guy like you,"
Family Guy
"I got a shot."
Family Guy
"Lois!"
Family Guy
"Hey, what're you-- Lois!"
Family Guy
"Lois!"
Family Guy
"Lois!"
Family Guy
"W-wait, hang on a second, Shelby,"
Family Guy
"I can't hear you over my brokers."
Family Guy
"Buy! Sell!"
Family Guy
"Buy! Buy!"
Family Guy
"SHELBY: Wow, buying and selling?"
Family Guy
"Yeah, yeah."
Family Guy
"Well, I'll see you Saturday."
Family Guy
"I better go; my helicopter's here."
Family Guy
"Fa-doo, fa-doo, fa-doo, fa-doo, fa-doo."
Family Guy
"Are you still--"
Family Guy
"by the way, you have no idea"
Family Guy
"what a helicopter sounds like--"
Family Guy
"are you still keeping up this charade?"
Family Guy
"Yeah, but it's perfect."
Family Guy
"Shelby's already off work,"
Family Guy
"so I'll just grab the ring"
Family Guy
"and we can bring it back before they close."
Family Guy
"Huh, I know I left the ring right here."
Family Guy
"If you're referring to the ring"
Family Guy
"that I thought was a lug nut, I ate it."
Family Guy
"What?!"
Family Guy
"Why would you eat a lug nut?"
Family Guy
"I was dared. By who?!"
Family Guy
"By myself."
Family Guy
"I have low self-esteem."
Family Guy
"We should check in on this guy more."
Family Guy
"Oh, my God, this can't be happening!"
Family Guy
"Chris, that was a diamond ring!"
Family Guy
"Do you know how expensive that was?!"
Family Guy
"I'm sorry, Brian!"
Family Guy
"But don't worry, it'll come out of my body sooner or later."
Family Guy
"He's right."
Family Guy
"I ate a dime once."
Family Guy
"It became a manhole cover for, like, three days,"
Family Guy
"but then, pow!"
Family Guy
"Okay, yeah, yeah, we just-we just got to force"
Family Guy
"Chris to poop, that's all."
Family Guy
"Yay! Like at a sleep-over!"
Family Guy
"I love you."
Family Guy
"You're loved."
Family Guy
"MALE ANNOUNCER: Attention: the Quahog Mall"
Family Guy
"will be closing in five minutes."
Family Guy
"Well, I've looked everywhere."
Family Guy
"Maybe she left."
Family Guy
"Paul Blart, if you're out there, I could sure use a miracle."
Family Guy
"(magical chords play)"
Family Guy
"(train whistle blows)"
Family Guy
"Choo-choo!"
Family Guy
"All aboard the Ladybug Express!"
Family Guy
"But be careful, Peter."
Family Guy
"If this train slows to less than 50 miles an hour,"
Family Guy
"then Sandra Bullock has to marry a neo-Nazi"
Family Guy
"and act like she didn't know about it,"
Family Guy
"and then overcompensate by adopting a black kid."
Family Guy
"Aah! Help!"
Family Guy
"(screaming)"
Family Guy
"Holy crap!"
Family Guy
"(screams)"
Family Guy
"(Peter screaming)"
Family Guy
"Wait! Don't close the mall!"
Family Guy
"Like an actual Amtrak train,"
Family Guy
"this is dangerously out of control!"
Family Guy
"That's legally defensible, by the way."
Family Guy
"On your screen is a list of actual rail disasters."
Family Guy
"♪ A chug-a chug-a motion like a railroad train, now ♪"
Family Guy
"♪ Come on baby, do the Loco-motion! ♪"
Family Guy
"Good morning, I'm Tom Tucker."
Family Guy
"Coming up, the secret to remaining upbeat"
Family Guy
"after getting an elderly waitress."
Family Guy
"But we begin with breaking news from the Quahog Mall,"
Family Guy
"where a local fat man was stuck overnight on a child's train."
Family Guy
"We now go live to the newest member"
Family Guy
"of the Channel Five news team, Dallas Portland."
Family Guy
"Thanks, Tom."
Family Guy
"Yes, quite an ordeal"
Family Guy
"for Quahog's Peter Griffin."
Family Guy
"So, Mr. Griffin, you were going around in circles for 12 hours."
Family Guy
"Are you suffering any ill effects"
Family Guy
"from the centrifugal force?"
Family Guy
"The wind on my skin is like knifes."
Family Guy
"(phone keys beeping)"
Family Guy
"Oh, my God, Bonnie,"
Family Guy
"are you watching the news right now?"
Family Guy
"Yes, I'm so sorry about Peter."
Family Guy
"Oh, I'm sure he'll be fine."
Family Guy
"But did you see that sweet, new piece of ass,"
Family Guy
"Dallas Portland?"
Family Guy
"Oh, I don't know."
Family Guy
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