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Clips from Arrested Development (2003) - Everyone Gets Atrophy (S05E05)

"that your Darth Vader figure is dating your girlfriend,"
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"and you find out he knew she was your... Whatever. Who gives a shit?"
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"As usual, guys, just apply your own scenarios to these."
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"Soon he, too, was teaching a course in a"
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"program of his own creation."
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"Go left."
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"He even inspired a certain move that would eventually appear"
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"But the desire to return to a simpler time"
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"might explain why his heart raced"
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"when Maeby texted him a message."
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"Shit."
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"than perhaps was necessary..."
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"... and wasn't quite proud of his final selection."
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"There. That way..."
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"She can figure it out."
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"And he headed off to the penthouse,"
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"What? My hair?"
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"No, no, I like it. I just, uh,"
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"don't like that I'm just seeing it now."
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"I guess I was picturing you at 16."
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"But I-I don't know why I... do that."
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"- But why did you do that? - Well, truthfully..."
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"No, I'll just tell you the truth: it's a wig."
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"Now that I'm working for my mom's campaign,"
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"I thought a gray-haired daughter"
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"would add some years to her, but, turns out, nope."
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"She thinks it's a cool new thing and it makes her look hip."
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"Everything I've given her"
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"to do or say has only made her go up in the polls."
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"It's like the more offensive it is,"
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"- the more people get behind her. - It was true."
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"Remember, just stick to the words. Okay?"
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"She had her mother mock a reporter"
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"- who had a speech problem... - This so-called reporter"
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"from the Wee Guardian says I was right."
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"I'm positively knackered.""
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"The candidate made no fans in Wee Britain,"
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"but on the other side of the Anaheim pond,"
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"the comment only made her more popular."
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"... and release a hot mic tape."
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"and many of the offensive comments"
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"almost seem quaint by today's standards."
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"- Did you get that? - Oh, yeah."
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"Okay."
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"a big rise in the polls."
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"It certainly had that effect on me."
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"- Not necessary! - Don't sack me."
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"She keeps polling higher."
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"What am I doing right?"
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"Well, it probably doesn't help that,"
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"except for you, she's running unopposed."
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"Yeah. That's why I came up with the idea for us to kiss."
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"So the kissing is part of a plan?"
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"Yeah. I thought we could do it when the whole family"
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"is on camera getting the Family of the Year Award."
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"Family of the Year Award? Who'd give us that?"
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"- We're giving it to ourselves. - Right."
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"Still doesn't seem like we'd get the votes."
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"So when my mom's giving the speech,"
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"we'll be in the background, and we're just going at it."
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""Why have I never thought of that before?""
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"Kind of feels like you have."
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"To me, it seems like what you really want"
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"is for your mother to see you for who you are."
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"Why don't you write a speech for her to say about you,"
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"about how lovely and smart you are,"
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"how you've blossomed as a young woman"
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"into this incredibly beautiful and special person"
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"that anyone would be lucky to get to share their life with."
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"I think I see where you're going with this."
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"An incredibly attractive,"
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"incredibly rare and precious gem."
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"And then, I open my mouth,"
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"and I have these rotted out meth teeth."
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"And I'm like, "Then why do I gotta [BLEEPS] my cousin"
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"for some meth money, Mom?" You know, or something like that."
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"I don't know, maybe that's just a shade"
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"unnecessarily cruel."
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"Well, at least I didn't punch her in the face."
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"Ah, I still feel so weird. I haven't even seen my dad since that day."
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"Yeah. He seems fine."
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"- Oh, you've seen him? - Yeah. He's across the hall."
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"- Wait, who is? - Everyone."
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"- Your dad, my mom, the whole family. - My dad's across the hall?"
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"his own son in a panic."
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"- No, I'm fine. - Yeah?"
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"I'm fine. It's just, uh, I like, you know..."
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"I just like the feeling of, uh..."
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"... feeling something."
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"It's just nice to have some control over one's life."
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"But your mother is a wonderful person!"
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"I've screamed the same thing many"
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"times I was worried she was in earshot."
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"You sure you two are okay?"
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"Sally had stolen a lot of money."
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"Oh, cry me a blizzard, snowflake. I gotta run."
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"Oh, look at him, like he doesn't know."
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"Where is Lucille Austero?"
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""Perhaps I've recalled incorrectly."
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"While shocking, the video seems to have only given her"
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"- I feel like we're circling it. - Yeah."
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"How could you do this to our son?"
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"Only reason I'm here, um, you know."
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"- You'd hate it. So, yes. - Yeah, not my thing."
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"Well, if you ever change your mind, I ain't going nowhere."
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"All right."
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"Oh, God. Oh, God."
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"But aside from a few setbacks,"
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"George Michael was enjoying a break from responsibility."
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