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Clips from Three's Company - Ground Rules (S02E02)

"Veronica, this is Chrissy, my sister."
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"Tomorrow? Oh, Saturday. I've got a family get-together. Oh."
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"Uh. I don't want to talk about it."
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"Why? You mean because you two broke in..."
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"scenes like last night won't happen again."
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"Okay, listen. I'll meet you at the Regal Beagle at 6:00."
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"And for anything else I've ever done wrong since I met you, I'll make it up to you."
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"[ Gasps ] You made your bed, now you lie in it."
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"Well, he's taking me out tonight."
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"[ Chuckling ] I know him."
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"Uh, well. How?"
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"That's a lot of shelves."
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"they're not there. Hold it. Run that again."
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"I don't think we have any left in the house."
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"I'll find something."
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"Watch your hand."
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"I think there should be a penalty for this. So do I."
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"Come on, come on. Then let's put it to a vote. All in favor, raise your hands."
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"I haven't been putting up enough shelves lately."
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"♪ Come and knock on our door ♪ ♪ Come and knock on our door ♪"
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"♪ We've been waitin' for you ♪ ♪ We've been waitin' for you ♪"
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"♪ Where the kisses are hers and hers and his ♪"
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"♪ Three's company too ♪"
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"♪ Come and dance on our floor ♪ ♪ Come and dance on our floor ♪"
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"♪ Take a step that is new ♪ ♪ Take a step that is new ♪"
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"♪ We've a lovable space that needs your face ♪"
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"♪ Three's company too ♪"
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"♪ You'll see that life is a ball again ♪"
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"♪ Laughter is calling for you ♪"
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"♪ Down at our rendezvous ♪ ♪ Down at our rendezvous ♪"
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"♪ Three is company too ♪"
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"♪ Down at our rendezvous Three is company too ♪♪"
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"[ Laughing ]"
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"- Well, this is it. - Hi."
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"Hi. What are you doing here? I live here."
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"- I thought you were going out tonight. - I changed my mind."
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"Aren't you gonna introduce us?"
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"Alex, this is Jack. Hi, Alex."
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"You said you shared your place with a girl."
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"We do."
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"[ Chuckling ]"
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"He's such a kidder."
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"Actually, uh,"
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"Jack is just visiting here from back home."
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"Of course. I should've noticed the resemblance."
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"You won't believe this, but a lot of people think we don't look alike at all."
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"[ Chuckles ] Well, you know, I have an eye for these things."
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"Oh, you do, do you?"
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"Jack, could I see you out in the kitchen for just a moment?"
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"Sure, sis."
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"Oh, remind me to tell you about the time when we were kids..."
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"and we were taking a bath together, and she..."
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"Look, go find your own friends to play with, okay?"
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"Hey, what is this brother business, anyway?"
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"Well, I don't think Alex is the type to believe"
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"a man and woman living together platonically."
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"Oh, then let's try something he will believe."
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"No, I've got some studying to do. I'll go to my room."
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"You'll look through the keyhole. That's a good idea. What will I see?"
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"Two people drinking coffee. You gotta do better than that..."
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"if you expect me to look through a keyhole."
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"Oh, will you please go away!"
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"Will you please calm down? I'll go down to the pub, and I'll stay there for an hour."
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"No, no. Stay out real late, okay?"
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"Why, you little coffee drinker, you."
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"Well, I gotta go."
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"Well, enjoy your stay in L.A. Thanks."
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"Say, you be nice to my little sister, you hear?"
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"'Cause, uh, we come from a very protective family. You know what I mean?"
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"Adios. I'm the smallest of Janet's six big brothers."
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"And between us, we're two miles tall."
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"[ No Audible Dialogue ]"
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"Oh, Stanley, look."
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"Look, look at that."
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"So?"
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"Doesn't it give you any ideas?"
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"Yeah, somebody ought to call the cops on 'em."
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"Don't you have any romance in you?"
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"Yeah, but those things should be done in private."
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"Come on, Helen. Let's go home."
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"Oh, Stanley, do you mean it?"
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"Yeah, I gotta do the books tonight."
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"Oh, come on, Stanley. It's Friday night."
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"Let's go home and have some fun."
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"My mind is not on fun."
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"Then think of it as work."
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"I don't mind as long as it comes out the same."
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"Helen, I told you. I gotta work on the books."
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"Oh, tonight it's the books."
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"Last night you suddenly got interested in the plumbing catalog."
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"And the night before you took out the garbage,"
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"piece by piece."
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"Well, those things have to be taken care of."
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"What's more important, the garbage or your wife?"
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"Well, you are, you are."
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"It's just that you're not as urgent."
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"You're impossible. Helen, why is it your mind is always on the same thing?"
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"It's perfectly natural. When you're starving, you think of food."
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"- And when you're not... - All right, all right."
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"Oh, hi, Mr. Roper and Mrs. Roper. Oh, Jack."
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"Look who's here, Helen. Jack. What's up, Jack? Hi, Jack."
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"Well, the water in our toilet tank, actually."
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"- Oh? - Yeah, it keeps filling up too high."
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"Well, that sounds very serious. I better look at it tonight."
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"Jack, please. Can't it wait till tomorrow?"
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"Please."
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"Whatever's convenient."
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"Listen, I would like a bottle of, uh, "Puis Fusé '67,""
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"slightly chilled, but not frigid."
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"Sorry, Jack. I just sold the last half-bottle of "Puis Fusé '67.""
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"Oh. Then I'll have a beer, '77."
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"Hi. Hi."
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"What's a nice girl like you doing in a nice"
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"place like this without a nice guy like me?"
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"Waiting patiently. Oh, yeah?"
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"My name's Jack. I'm Veronica."
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"So, tell me, Veronica."
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"Would you like to swing on a star?"
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"Carry moonbeams home in a jar?"
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"I love multiple choice questions. Oh, you do?"
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