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Clips from How I Met Your Mother - Cleaning House (S06E06)

"But like super buff, like in Cape Fear."
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"He's actually a really sweet guy..."
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"and he's great with my son."
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"I have a grandson?"
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"Uh..."
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"- His name is Eli. - [Beeps]"
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"He's beautiful."
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"Dad, you're not looking."
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"[Ted Narrating] Eventually the strangest afternoon of our lives..."
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"wound to a close..."
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"and we headed back to Staten Island..."
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"where Barney and his mom had a long-overdue heart-to-heart."
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"Uh, me first."
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"Mom, there's something that I need to ask you..."
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"and I... I want you to be honest with me."
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"[Sighs]"
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"Why do white people like Carrot Top?"
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"Listen."
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"whenever you asked about your dads..."
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"because I was always trying so hard to be both parents for you."
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"But I was being selfish."
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"You deserve the truth, so here it is."
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"Sam is not your father."
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"Yes."
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"He's black, dear."
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"But if you want, I can tell you who your father really is."
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"[Ted Narrating] And at that moment, Barney suddenly saw his childhood..."
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"more clearly than he ever had before."
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"I'm sorry, but your son can't be on the team. He's terrible."
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"What did Coach say, Ma?"
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"He said you're simply too good to be on the team."
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"It's not fair to the other boys. But that's okay."
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"Why didn't anyone come?"
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"Oh, you know what, dear?"
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"Apparently there was a mix-up with the mail."
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"I just got this letter from the postmaster general."
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"I sincerely apologize for losing all the invitations..."
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"you sent out to your eighth birthday party.""
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"- Barney. - It's okay, Mom. I don't need it."
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"But it's your father."
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"And his name..."
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"and it always made him feel incomplete."
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"But as he hugged Loretta, surrounded by the boxed-up remnants of his happy childhood..."
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"he realized he had one hell of a mom."
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"# If the sky #"
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"- # We look upon # - # Mmm-mmm-mmm #"
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"[Together] # Should tumble and fall #"
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"[Through Vocoder: Distorted, Reverberating] # Or the mountains #"
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"# Should crumble #"
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"# To the sea To the sea ##"
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"[Distorted, Reverberating] Wait, Dad, James."
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"Where you goin'? That's the best part."
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"Can we go camping?"
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"And Daniel-san's all, like, "Ahh-ahh-ahh.""
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"Ah, no one even noticed that."
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"- [Laughing] - The list goes on."
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"[Lily] Santa's still a lie, and I'm not lying to our kids."
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"That doesn't sound familiar."
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"Stop!"
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"You're just too scared to face the truth."
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""Ted Mosby is solid as a rock.""
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"Yeah, but you know what? He took a big step today."
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"but in truth I'm a really light-skinned African-American."
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"# No, I won't shed no tear #"
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"Barney, I need to talk to you."
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"We can just play together in the backyard."
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"[Ted Narrating] Kids, your Uncle Barney grew up without a dad..."
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"- Oh, damn. - What?"
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