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Clips from How I Met Your Mother - Cleaning House (S06E06)

"just cresting and breaking for hours and hours, blah, blah, blah."
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"Orgasms so intense you just black out."
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"All that stuff."
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"Robin, how can I possibly live up to that review?"
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"What? You know what you're doing down there."
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"Oh, Teddy Westside can bring it. We know this."
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"But that is not the point."
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"You broke the first rule of setting people up... undersell."
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"It's like if someone's never seen The Karate Kid..."
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"you don't say, "It's the greatest movie ever.""
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"You say, "Uh, it's pretty good.""
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"[Imitating Martial Arts Sound Effects]"
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"Maybe I did oversell you a bit."
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"[James] Thank you guys so much for helping us out with this stuff."
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"Oh, it gives us a rare insight into the makings of Barney Stinson."
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"- Hmm. - [Lily] Hey, look at this."
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"before he became the biggest pervert in the world?"
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"[Chuckling] I loved pee-wee basketball."
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"[Barney] I was so awesome..."
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"[Crowd Cheering]"
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"That sounds plausible."
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"Hey, it's true."
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"Tell 'em, James."
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"He would hit it from the outside, hit it from the inside."
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"He sucked."
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"Coach cut him from the team, and Mom fed him that story so he'd feel better."
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"Oh, my God. Look at this."
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"I still can't believe he took the time to write this."
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""Dear Barney"..."
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""I sincerely apologize about losing all the invitations..."
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"you sent out to your eighth birthday party."
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"Also, Janey Masterson's mother is a whore..."
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"and, with gin on her breath at 10:00 in the morning..."
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"she's got some nerve kicking us out of the carpool."
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"Love, Postmaster General.""
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"[Laughing]"
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"Thank you!"
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"- Does your mom make stuff like that up a lot? - Constantly."
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"I mean, she put more effort into some lies than others."
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"- Mom, who's my dad? - [TV: Applause]"
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"I don't know. That guy."
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"Uh, you've all heard about..."
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"Did she tell you that Bob Barker was your dad too?"
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"No, no, no."
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"I heard Flip Wilson, Bill Cosby..."
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"James Earl Jones, Meadowlark Lemon."
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"I still can't get a straight answer about who my real dad is."
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"And Barney's no help. He still believes every lie that my mom told us growing up."
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"Not me. I caught on early."
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"Careful!"
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"Michael Jackson sent me this glove for my 10th..."
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"Damn."
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"Wow. Loretta really lied a lot to her kids."
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"Well, she's not alone."
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"Whenever Marshall was acting too hyper..."
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"his mom would suddenly decide he was "sick"..."
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"and give him cough medicine until he passed out."
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"I'm pretty sure that's what stunted my growth."
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"I hit 6'4" in the fifth grade, and then I just stopped."
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"And then there's the most popular parental lie in history... Santa."
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"Yeah, but that's a good lie."
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"Like when we tell Ted he'll meet the right girl and settle down."
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"I always find that reassuring."
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"- You will meet her, buddy. - Ya think so?"
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"Baby, it's Santa."
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"Don't you want our kids goin' to sleep on Christmas Eve with their hearts full of hope..."
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"Don't you want our kids goin' to sleep on Christmas Eve with their hearts full of hope..."
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"their heads full of crazy cough syrup nightmares..."
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"knowing that downstairs Kris Kringle is stuffing their stockings full of joy..."
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"and stuffing his belly full of milk and lutefisk that they left him?"
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"Milk and lutefisk? Santa doesn't get cookies in Minnesota?"
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"Yeah, that's just what Santa needs at 3:00 a.m..."
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"when he's battling a snowstorm over the Rockies... a sugar crash."
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"No, Santa needs protein."
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"I'm not lying to our kids."
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"I'm not lying to our kids."
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"Ah, valentines... the second base of third grade."
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"I always got a valentine from every single girl in my class."
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"Funny how all these girls have the exact same handwriting..."
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"as the postmaster general, Mom..."
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"and home run king "Frank" Aaron."
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"Yeah, schoolgirls."
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"The more they ignore you, pretend to hate your guts..."
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"Iock you in the coatroom over winter break..."
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"the more they secretly like you."
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"This isn't... Who's Sam Gibbs?"
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"- No idea. Why? - Oh."
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"Mom addressed this and never sent it."
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"What's in it?"
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"Hey, it's a picture of you and me when we were little kids."
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"On the back, Mom wrote "Your son.""
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"Okay, everyone, lunch is ready."
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"Who wants sloppy joes?"
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"Mom, who's Sam Gibbs?"
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"[Shrieking Gasp]"
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"Who wants sloppy joes?"
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"And you wrote "Your son" on the back."
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"Oh, no, that... It says "Yourson.""
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"That's where we took the picture. Lovely town."
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"We went kayaking, and you two rescued the mayor's dog, which had wandered into the rapids."
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"Then Mayor Sam Gibbs asked for your pictures so the city could make statues of you both."
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"Now, how about those sloppy joes?"
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"If this picture was taken in North Dakota, then why is our old swing set in the background?"
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"I did my best as a single parent..."
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"and it wasn't always easy."
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"And I'd recommend putting the coleslaw right on top of the sloppy joe."
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"Because it's delicious. That's why!"
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"Can you believe her?"
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"I know."
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"Forgetting to send the photo."
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"That poor sculptor had to work from memory."
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"Those statues probably look nothing like us."
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"Damn it, Mom!"
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"- So, Ted. - Hmm?"
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"You were worried that I oversold you to Liz. Well, I fixed it."
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"- How? - I sent her another e-mail."
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""Dear Liz, I hope it didn't sound like I was trying to oversell Ted."
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"The truth is, he is a genuinely nice, down-to-earth guy..."
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"Thank you. Thank you. That's perfect. That totally takes the pressure off."
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""Is he gonna rock your world in bed? No."
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