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Clips from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Romance (S05E05)

"- Ted? - Jen?"
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"It's nice to meet you, too."
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"OLDER TED: ... neither did I."
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"- Do you want to? - Yeah."
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"What? No, what are you talking about?"
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"Hey, do you think they'll have Wookiee-to-English dictionaries there?"
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"We're not going to the Origins of Chewbacca exhibit, Marshall."
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"Where are you taking me, Barney?"
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"OLDER TED: This wasn't the first time your Uncle Barney had kidnapped one of us."
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"Wait a second. The Origins of Chewbacca exhibit's in Montreal this year."
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"My guy in the DA's office scored us front row seats to a lethal injection."
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"But we're still stopping for chili dogs first."
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"Where are you taking me?"
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"Okay, right. So, if Robin knew that you were here,"
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"- So, what about you? - I'm an architect."
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"Married!"
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"You're just looking. It's like fantasizing about other women."
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"It's harmless. Wait."
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"Even when I do start to have a dirty thought like that,"
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"Bad news. Lily has a rare and fatal hiccup disorder"
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"that's apparently medically legitimate."
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"(HICCUPS)"
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"It's time, baby."
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"(HICCUPS RAPIDLY)"
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"Everything's as perky as we've always imagined!"
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"Stop looking at her."
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"Look, I gotta go. (WHISPERING) Take a picture."
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"- between his wife's tatas. - I'll kill you!"
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"In this exact same restaurant."
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"Well, you've got your cats."
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"(TED LAUGHING)"
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""Main Lobster." They spelled Maine without the "e.""
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"Tonight, the role of pound-and-a-half lobster will be played by..."
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"Guys want to wave the girl off and, you know, look like a big shot."
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"I had no idea."
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"This is good. We're learning stuff."
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"OLDER TED: Lesbian Robin."
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"Oh!"
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"- Okay. - Yeah, I couldn't get her face in it,"
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"So, strip club."
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"- It's a little brisk out tonight, huh? - Not really."
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"Okay, so no talking about the ex."
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"See? Why didn't you lead off with that?"
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"Was there a shower on stage? Sometimes there's a shower on stage."
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"I mean, fantasize about other girls all you want,"
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"- Remember? - Oh, yeah! I do remember."
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"Let's go in and see what they remember."
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"so don't be surprised if they suddenly can't think of anything I do wrong."
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"Wait, wait, wait, no, no, no! I remember that."
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"Psst. Ted."
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"Nice."
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"Gosh, I thought you were such a jerk. I'm so sorry."
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"And at twelve o' clock, a rotund couple going at it against the glass."
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"That was really great. What went wrong?"
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"- Wow. - Yeah."
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"and the guys you don't want to call you, who always do."
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"Baby, you should be able to fantasize about another woman"
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"without feeling guilty, or, you know, killing me off."
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"I'm sporting a partial."
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"And since she's basically me, maybe you won't feel guilty."
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"Bring out Stripper Lily!"
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"ANNOUNCER: Ladies and gentlemen..."
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"Oh! Hey, Barney. I didn't see you come in."
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"Ladies and gentlemen,"
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"I had a great time tonight. And seven years ago,"
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"(SINGING) Asking you to stay The words are finally here"
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"- Wow. - Wow."
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"Just the best."
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"Now what?"
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"(TED LAUGHS)"
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"(CLUB MUSIC PLAYING)"
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"May I have monies for shopping?"
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"OLDER TED: This is the story of two blind dates. One in 2009,"
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"and one seven years earlier."
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"In all that time, my dating routine remained more or less the same."
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"Until the fall of 2009, when I finally had a date that was different"
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"because it was exactly the same."
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"I was on a blind date with the same woman"
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"I went on a blind date with seven years earlier."
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"I heard you."
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"Yeah, isn't it a little early in our relationship"
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"to do something that would end our relationship?"
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"It can be our first double date as couples!"
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"And plus, it sounds awesome!"
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"Peter Mayhew, in the fur. Who's with me?"
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"It's in Houston this year. Everyone knows that."
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"Everyone knows that."
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"Where are you taking me?"
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"(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)"
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"Barney, why are we here?"
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"Marshall, now that Robin and I are together,"
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"I've learned a lot about relationships by watching you and Lily."
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"Lily has taken all the man out of you."
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"I used to think that's just every relationship."
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"But what I've got with Robin proves that you can have a girlfriend"
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"and fully functioning male genitalia all at the same time."
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"she would be completely fine with it?"
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"Are you kidding? She'd sprint down here with a purse full of singles"
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"and a poncho for the 10:30 Jell-O show."
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"B t dub, I called ahead, it's lime."
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"OLDER TED: Meanwhile, Jen and I were in my favorite first date restaurant"
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"for the second time."
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"- So, Jen, what do you do? - I'm between jobs. Banking crisis."
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"Makes me realize I should go into something more stable, like banking."
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"Hopefully, one day, I can use my own humble brush"
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"on the masterpiece that is Manhattan's skyline."
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"I teach architecture."
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"Get 50% off at the bookstore, so that's pretty sweet."
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"What is wrong with you?"
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"Don't tell me you don't fantasize about other women."
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"I do!"
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"- It's just not that easy. - False."
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"I once fantasized about that silhouette chick you see on a truck's mud flaps."
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"Took me less than a mile."
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"Not everyone is you, okay, Barney?"
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"it seems so much like cheating on Lily, that I feel guilty."
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"So, first, I need to have a different fantasy."
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"(HICCUPS)"
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"What? How could this be?"
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"Beats me, but it says it right here on this doctor clipboard that doctors have."
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