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Clips from Superstore (2015) - Blizzard (S04E04)

"You know, we should really tie bells"
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"to some of the creeps so we can hear them coming."
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"No, I'm not gonna make it tonight."
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"Just enjoy the hotel room. Watch some HBO."
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"Doesn't cost nothin'."
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"Just nothing from the minibar."
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"See, this isn't so bad."
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"Ooh, we should do a Ouija board."
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"Nah, the only dead guy here is Sal,"
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"and I don't want to talk to that dude."
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"Oh, we could play Spin the Bottle."
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"I'm awesome at Spin the Bottle."
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"It's like a wrist thing."
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"All right, let's go around"
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"and each of us say how we lost our virginity."
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"Oh, no, we don't need to do that."
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"Okay, for me, it was Mark Benthis."
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"He was this jock in high school,"
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"So one day, he comes to my house"
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"to study after basketball practice"
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"and he's all sweaty and one thing leads to another."
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"Alley-oop."
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"- Swish. - That's awesome."
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"Did you guys date after that?"
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"No, he pretended not to know me,"
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"so I started tutoring him wrong."
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"If he thought he was dyslexic before..."
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"a French foreign exchange student"
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"my family hosted when I was 16."
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"After a couple weeks, it was avoir la petit Mort."
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"Please tell me that means sex."
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"Yes, awesome. Lucky girl."
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"Jasmine Mendoza."
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"- Oh? - Wow."
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"I know. I was so freaked out afterwards,"
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"she had to take me to the emergency room."
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"- Aww. - I'm crying."
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"For me, it was Adam, duh."
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"It was the night before his state wrestling championship,"
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"he didn't want to pop a boner during his match."
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"So how'd he do?"
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"He broke his foot and lost his scholarship."
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"Ouch."
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"At least he didn't get a boner."
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"No, he still did, actually."
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"To this day, he still calls that"
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"the week of boners that ruined his life."
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"- Hmm. - All right, who's next?"
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"Um, what do we do"
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"if the person we did it with is here?"
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"Jesus, your feet are freezing."
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"Come on. How 'bout now?"
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"No, I... they're like blocks of ice."
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"Come on, that's your job."
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"- It's not my job. - Yes."
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"Then I quit."
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"- Stop. - It's freezing."
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"Oh, so you guys are sharing a bed."
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"That's so husband and wife."
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"Yeah, well, there... there weren't many mattresses."
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"Oh, never mind, cool. Cool."
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"you know, could you not maybe..."
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"If you could avoid..."
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"Having sex on an air mattress surrounded by our coworkers?"
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"We will try to contain ourselves."
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"Oh, okay, great, thank you."
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"Good night."
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"- Good night. - Huh?"
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"Jesus!"
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"Good night, Marcus."
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"Ah."
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"- We don't... - Oh."
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"- Oh. - Yeah, that's cozy."
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"- Is this good? - No, Jerry."
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"Don't apologize. Just be better."
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"Sandra, where are you going?"
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"I'm gonna sleep in the break room."
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"Nobody moves after light's out."
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"It's for Cheyenne's security."
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"Oh, okay."
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"Don't move your arms so much."
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"Just lie there."
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"Hey."
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"Cheyenne, wake up."
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"Rise and Cheyenne."
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"Jesus, wake up, you ox!"
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"I think our mattress deflated."
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"Oh, is that what that sound was?"
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"I thought you were just continuously farting all night,"
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"Mornin'."
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"You guys want coffee?"
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"Um, no, that's..."
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"- No, I'm... penis. - We're okay."
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"- Thanks. - All right."
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"Oh, hey, do you guys wanna come for breakfast?"
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"It's Thursday, so we're having waffle sticks"
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"and pancake rollovers and French toast poppers."
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"Yeah, I think we've spent enough time"
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"That is a lot of snow."
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"Yes! I told you!"
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"I said we need to ration our food"
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"because we may be stuck in there for a while,"
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"but did any of you listen to me?"
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"Boom! Always right."
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"Another one for the good guys."
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"and see if they'll credit it to the room."
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"And, uh, you didn't do laundry, did you?"
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"Okay, mention that."
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"Would you mention that you didn't do any laundry?"
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"Okay, um, how about what is the most embarrassing way"
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"you've ever injured yourself?"
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"Uh, about ten years ago, I tried to run a marathon,"
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"but three feet before the finish line,"
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"I passed out from dehydration."
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"Wait, how is that embarrassing?"
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"I chipped my tooth biting a chocolate coin"
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"that turned out to just be a quarter."
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"I got my penis caught in my friend Russell's zipper."
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"Oh."
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"I'm sorry, I just gotta..."
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