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Clips from The Big Bang Theory - The Table Polarization (S07E07)

"And that stops now."
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"Well, we should call her. Yeah, mm-hmm."
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"Leonard bought a dining room table."
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"Amy? Amy?"
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"Amy?"
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"I'll get right to the point."
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"I think we need"
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"to end this relationship-- so..."
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"with your finger, and, uh,"
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"I'm not surprised you want to end the relationship."
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"Anyway, enjoy your life. Where do I sign?"
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"At the bottom. I must say,"
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"Besides, this breakup has nothing to do with me."
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"Of course not. This is just Leonard"
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"trying to take the focus off that dreadful table"
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"by sowing discord in our relationship."
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"He's manipulating you like he always does."
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"All the time."
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"as your girlfriend, I wasn't gonna stand by"
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"I mean, a table? Come on!"
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"Amy Farrah Fowler."
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"You were really gonna stand by me"
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"Of course I was."
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"Yeah, wait."
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"How do I know that you're not manipulating me right now?"
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"you'd be smart enough to see it."
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"I'm sorry I gave you such a hard time-- I just had to be sure."
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"It's pretty exciting"
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"Yeah, exciting."
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"Can I ask you something?"
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"Course."
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"Does it make me an awful wife"
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"if I don't think he should do it again?"
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"He's forgotten how miserable he was"
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"the entire time he was up there."
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"It's like me"
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"So you'll talk to him?"
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"Why me?"
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"Well, I'm his wife; I don't want to ruin it for him."
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"That's the dynamic-- I'm the fun one, you're the buzzkill."
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"Do you think this is cool?"
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"No, I think it's stupid. Aha!"
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"Hello. Oh, hey."
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"You guys didn't break up."
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"but Amy pointed out that"
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"you we only trying to manipulate me."
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"Which you also figured out by yourself."
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"Yeah, okay, you can stop trying"
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"to make this about our relationship."
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"Which is stronger than ever. Which is stronger than ever."
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"This is about you"
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"which was perfect the way it was."
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"that no one else can sit in, only exists because--"
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"despite your objections-- I bought this couch."
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"Me."
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"So explain why that change was bad"
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"Um..."
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"You don't need to explain yourself to him."
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"Damn it, I got cocky."
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"Hi, honey."
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"I know my mom's not dead; there'd be balloons."
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"Well, I wouldn't... Daddy."
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"You're great."
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"Hey, Fruit Loops."
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"Massimino? Why are you here?"
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"Well, I heard you were thinking"
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"about going back up to the space station,"
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"The stuff you have is wrong."
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"You don't think I did a good job up there?"
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"It's just, you were scared and miserable the whole time."
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"I think what"
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"to be remembering how traumatic the experience was for you."
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"Like how women often forget the pain of childbirth."
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"Like a woman. Great analogy."
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"Fine, maybe I was a little scared."
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"You're supposed to do that."
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"before you went up last time?"
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"Shoot me in the foot.""
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"Don't forget all the other astronauts picking on you."
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"And how you threw up in zero gravity,"
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"and it floated back in your mouth."
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"And you threw up again."
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"And so on and so on."
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"exactly John Glenn up there,"
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"but I've changed; I'm a different man now."
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"Yeah, and I'm a little"
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"insulted that you guys don't think I can handle it."
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"What do you want me to do? You're perfectly healthy."
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"Hello? Hi, Ma. How are you?"
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"How I am is not dead!"
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"But you wouldn't know that, because you don't love me enough"
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"to pick up the phone!"
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"Go, go, go!"
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"That's what happened to your Aunt Ida!"
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"Howard, I'm so sorry your blood pressure was off the charts."
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"to fudge the results, but..."
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"it just seemed so darned dishonest."
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"But the mission wouldn't be for at least a year."
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"Isn't that enough time to get your blood pressure under..."
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"Look, my blood pressure's too high, okay? Drop it."
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"changed her diet, and in a few months, she..."
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"Went to space?"
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"So why are you trying to ruin it?"
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"No, thanks."
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"We're fine. I mean, if you people"
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"want to eat at the table, then that's what you should do."
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"Now I feel bad."
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"Oh, don't anthropomorphize him; he's got big eyes,"
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"but his feelings are not like ours."
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"No, it just seems silly for us to sit in two groups."
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"Look at Amy down there."
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"Should we go?"
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"Yeah, let's go."
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"But... Penny, this was your idea."
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"Forget it, Leonard."
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"It's over."
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"Fine."
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"Rajesh?"
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"I'm staying right here!"
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"Come on, Raj, it's not the same without you."
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