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Clips from The Big Bang Theory - The Table Polarization (S07E07)

"Indians as there are Americans, so the way we say it is right."
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"Moo-stache! He said "moo-stache"."
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"Yeah, she's right. You're grown men,"
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"the kind who are perfectly capable"
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"Hey, you were funny on purpose-- good job."
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"Oh, I'm sorry. You'll get 'em next time."
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"Here, you can have your seat."
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"No, no, no, stay there. I'm fine on the floor."
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"Have you guys ever thought about getting a dining room table?"
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"Yeah. You actually do have room for one up there."
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"Oh, sure, I sit on the floor for years, no one cares."
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"The pretty white girl's there ten seconds,"
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"No one is running anywhere."
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"I know you don't like change,"
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"Yeah, you guys never use that space up there."
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"Why not get a table?"
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"Do you want the long answer or the short answer?"
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"Chaos theory suggests that even in a deterministic system,"
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"a tiny change in the initial conditions"
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"can lead to a cataclysmic and unpredictable result."
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"Translation?"
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"but, um, I'm too busy"
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"falling back in love with Windows 98."
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"Seriously? You haven't used this desk in years."
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"I have several thousand updates to install."
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"Are you really gonna sit here all day?"
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"in Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy,"
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"lying in front of the bulldozers to protect his home."
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"If you'll recall, the Vogon fleet"
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"blew up the Earth anyway. It's a made-up story,"
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"I'm putting all this stuff in storage."
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"You... How can you say that?"
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"You show me one thing in here we can live without."
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"Oh, hang on."
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"Huh?"
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""Nary an argument"?"
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""Nary"?!"
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"but at least he's upset."
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"Check it out."
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"Yeah, I can control all sorts of stuff."
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"Did Bernadette think it was cool?"
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"Not when I said "mute" and pointed it at her face."
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"Uh..."
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"channelis changeroni!"
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"This might be my second favorite brown magic wand."
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"Well, that's the last time I play with that."
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"And on."
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"And the Oprah Network."
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"This is so much better than watching TV like a muggle."
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"Okay. Thank you."
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"We'll be in touch."
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"What's going on?"
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"On!"
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"They want me to go back up to the space station."
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"I told them I'd be honored."
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"And I'm gonna miss you, too."
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"Thank you. And if anything were to happen"
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"Why not?"
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"He's afraid the original owners will come back."
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"Yeah. Well, Sheldon's not here."
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"Well, he is here."
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"So unless you want to dig him out"
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"with a bone saw and a melon baller,"
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"All right, sweetie, you're paying for this table,"
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"and it's your apartment, too. I know, but..."
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"No buts. You got to stop letting him boss you around."
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"You're right. I mean, h-he decides what TV shows we watch,"
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"so guess who's stuck with Samwise Gamgee."
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"Wish you wouldn't, but one problem at a time."
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"That one?"
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"Hey. Good news."
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"Fine. Can I at least shower first?"
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"Sit down."
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"NASA called."
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"The telescope mount I installed on the space station"
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"Wow."
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"I didn't think you'd ever want to go back."
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"Are you kidding?"
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"It was the greatest experience of my life."
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"Really? 'Cause I kind of remember a lot of complaining"
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"and wishing for it to be over."
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"with what's gonna happen when you get out of that shower."
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"a view out the window."
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"My spot on the couch has a great view of a window."
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"Sometimes I can see"
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"It's called a TV."
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"Give it a chance, Sheldon; you might actually like it."
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"You're absolutely right."
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"Nope."
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"It specifically states"
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"that any changes in furnishing"
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"have to be approved by the Furnishing Committee."
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"Which only sits on alternate years."
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"Yeah, and by the way,"
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"She's right-- a committee that important"
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"That's not what I'm saying."
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"Yes."
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"That."
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"It's not the table at all."
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"Me?"
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"Well, it's always me-- take one for the team."
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"and then you came along and reshaped him,"
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"Are you gonna let him talk to me like this?"
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""Fancy" sounds like a compliment."
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"That's just what happens in relationships."
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"Look how much Amy's changed you."
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"When I first met you, you were incapable"
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"of touching another human being."
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"Now you're holding hands, you're going"
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"She told you?!"
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"Of course she told me-- it's the most interesting thing"
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"You're too close to it,"
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"You're right."
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"you just had some shows you liked."
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"that's heated so gradually"
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"he doesn't realize he's boiling to death."
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"and turned into a prince."
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"I have to break up with my girlfriend."
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"Oh, Sheldon, wait. No."
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"You've opened my eyes to the truth."
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