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Clips from The Simpsons - And Maggie Makes Three (S06E06)

"Faster, Knightboat. Gotta catch those starfish poachers."
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"- We'll never catch them now. - Incorrect. Look, a canal."
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"Homer, you promised, one night of family time a week."
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"Besides, that back-talking boat sets a bad example."
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"All right, family time begins now."
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"- Homer. - It was Bart."
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"- Mom. - That's exciting."
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"Oh, please."
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"Here's Bart sleeping."
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"Here he is dozing."
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"Here's nappy time, Bart."
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"Why aren't there any pictures of Maggie?"
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"Well, I'm glad you asked. It's actually a very interesting story."
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"...you were the age Bart was several years ago."
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"And the domestication of the dog continued unabated."
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"Your plant has been taken over by an all-star team of freelance terrorists."
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"Simpson, 10, terrorists, 8."
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"...I'm finally completely out of debt."
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"Sorry, that just slipped out. I'll miss you."
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"Did you hear me? I said, I quit, Monty."
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"Lovely desk. It would be too bad if someone..."
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"Such a nice, tidy office."
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"Maybe it's time you started living like a pig!"
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"Oh, I should be resisting this, but I'm paralyzed with rage..."
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"Go, Homer. Yeah. Yeah."
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"And that is that."
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"Goodbye, mind-numbing, backbreaking labor forever."
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"Hey. Sure, Homer. I told you, my uncle owns the place."
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"Can we get by on a pin monkey's salary?"
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"...if we make a few small sacrifices."
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"From now on, we use regular toilet paper..."
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"...to celebrate the start of our new life."
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"I love you too, Homie."
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"Everything in our lives is finally perfectly balanced."
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"Did you have to be so graphic?"
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"Actually, your mother hadn't told me yet."
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"- Dad! - Dad!"
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"Hey."
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"Bowling-fresh."
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"Homer, did you polish your head in the Shine-O Ball-O?"
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"Congratulations, Mrs. Simpson. You're pregnant."
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"...an unwanted pregnancy?"
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"- You're worried about telling Dad. - Why do you say that?"
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"Well, you've been in my room for about four hours now."
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"For the first time in my life, everything is absolutely perfect..."
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"Okay, deal. In gratitude, I present you this offering of cookies and milk."
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"...Homer."
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"...but I'm not in it for the money."
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"Baby shower? You know I haven't told Homer yet."
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"Hey, wait a minute. What are all these presents?"
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"With little, tiny baby-sized gifts."
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"New job? Marge is pregnant?!"
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"You've worked hard at the bowling alley."
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"- Why don't you ask for a raise. - Yeah, a raise."
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"I've never been good enough at any job to deserve one."
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"But I'm damn good at this one. That's it."
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"Steve. I mean, Al, I think I deserve a raise."
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"How about if I triple the business? Then could I get a raise?"
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"Of course."
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"Bowling. Bowling here."
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"Oh, yeah. Thanks for that."
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"Anyway, we all pitched in, and we got you this little going-away thing."
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"I'll never forget you guys."
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"- See you around, Mr. Homer. - Don't worry, Joey."
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"Sure, we will, Mr. Homer. Sure, we will."
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"...it's company policy to give you the plague."
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"Sir, that's the "plaque.""
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"Yes, the special de-motivational plaque..."
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"But I can't take it out on Marge and the kids."
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"- Hi, honey. How are you? - Well, actually..."
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"My contractions started an hour ago."
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"Just in one ear and out the other with you, isn't it?"
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"Congratulations. It's a boy."
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"It's wonderful. It's magical. Oh, boy."
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"Here it comes, another mouth."
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"Homie, I think someone is saying hello."
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"Hello."
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"It's a boy. And what a boy!"
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"A girl. Oh, Marge, we have a wonderful baby girl."
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"Come on, Marge, show a little enthusiasm."
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"So you loved her right from the start."
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"We now return to Knightboat: The Crime-Solving Boat."
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"Don't have to yell, Michael. I'm all around you."
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"Oh, no. They're headed for land."
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"Quiet! I won't hear another word against the boat."
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"- Okay, TV off. It's family time. - But, Marge..."
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"...Knightboat: The Crime-Solving Boat."
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"Why don't we all look at the photo album."
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"So many memories."
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"Oh, look, Knightboat."
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"And here's our TV next to the mirror."
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"It looks like we have two."
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"- Two. - Two."
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"Yeah, yeah, two. Let's get to the baby pictures."
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"Here he is after a visit from the sandman."
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"Here's a cute one. He's all tuckered out."
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"Bart, you were Lisa's age. And, Lisa..."
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"Get the camera ready, Bart very sleepy."
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"Listen carefully, and my words will shape images..."
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"...as clear as any TV show."
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"It was a tumultuous time for our nation."
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"The clear-beverage craze gave us all a reason to live."
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"...what some nerd thinks about Star Trek."
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"Not on my shift!"
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"No, you don't."
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"Homer, you should see a doctor."
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"I don't think a healthy man can make that kind of smell."
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"This is it. With a single glorious check..."
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"Yes! With my bills paid off, I can finally quit this lousy job."
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"But, Homer, how you gonna make a living?"
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"Don't worry about Homer J. I've got a plan."
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"- A plan that'll fix you good. - Hey, what did we do?"
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"And since I quit, I can do anything I want."
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"Is that so?"
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"...oh, I don't know, didn't use a coaster!"
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"Oh, I hope I haven't upset you..."
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"...bongo head!"
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"...and island rhythms."
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"Way to play the boss's head like a bongo, Homer."
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"He's getting a pretty good sound out of that guy."
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