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Clips from The Big Bang Theory (2007) - The Monetary Insufficiency (S11E11)

"Sorry, you're out."
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"♪ Then nearly 14 billion years ago expansion started... Wait! ♪"
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"Ooh, this one's pretty."
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"Mm. My mother wouldn't approve;"
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"shows too much clavicle."
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"and pick a fight with her at your wedding."
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"It's just so hard to tell what will look good on me."
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"No. This is just to give you ideas."
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"I mean, do you want a train?"
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"Not the kind of trains you like."
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"Oh, I like all kinds of trains-- steam, diesel,"
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"The kind on the back of a wedding dress?"
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"I'm asking the university for some funding tomorrow."
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"Mm. Well, I've got a push-up bra I can loan you"
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"How much money are you asking for?"
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"$500 million."
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"What do you need that kind of money for?"
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"I have figured out an experimental design"
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"that may corroborate my latest thinking on string theory."
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"I just need 2,148 high-power lasers"
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"to make a microscopic black hole."
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"Sheldon, they're not gonna give you half a billion dollars."
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"and I keep promising I can make people's brains "grow younger.""
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"(whispers): No. Shh."
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"But I need it. It's the only way to settle the contradictions"
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"between gravity and quantum mechanics."
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"Well, it's too much money, you can't ask for that all at once."
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"Well, what if I ask for it in six easy installments"
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"Okay. What if you asked for $20 million?"
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"I'm sorry, I'm trying to do science,"
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"not hire Lady Gaga to come to my birthday."
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"Do you even know who Lady Gaga is?"
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"Presumably, the wife of Lord Gaga."
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"Sheldon, you know, Penny's got a point."
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"Sometimes when you want something big from someone,"
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"you-you got to be careful not to scare them away, you know?"
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"Eight long years."
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"That's oddly specific."
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"once and for all."
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"$20 million."
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"Really?"
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"Not a chance."
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"Because once you've spent $20 million,"
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"you're much more likely to give me an additional 50."
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"So actually, what you're saying is with $70 million,"
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"you can build this."
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"I can see why you'd think that, but no."
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"and say you gave Sheldon Cooper $70 million"
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"and have nothing to show for it."
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"No. The only way you'd be able"
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"to save face is to double down."
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"And then double again."
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"And then-- good news-- not quite double again."
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"He said no?"
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"Well, I'm sorry, Sheldon, but this sort of thing happens."
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"before they built a collider big enough to prove his theory."
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"50 years?"
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"But I want to play with it now."
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"they used to cost, like, a thousand dollars,"
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"But what if while I'm being patient,"
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"someone more relentless than me"
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"badgers their university into giving them money?"
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"I'm not waiting for the university to come around."
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"I'll find another way to raise the money."
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"40 bucks if I can throw a DVD player."
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"Would you like some champagne?"
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"This is nice."
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"It's just nice, okay?"
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"(gasps) Amy, oh, my God."
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"You look so beautiful."
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"I feel beautiful."
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"And look: both clavicles."
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"You can't buy the first dress you try on."
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"about finger sandwiches: you put enough of them together,"
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"AMY: Uh, guys, we have a problem."
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"I look amazing in all of these dresses!"
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"(giggles) Bernadette, stop."
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"Penny, you say something nice now."
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"Boy, you know, when Sheldon sees you in that dress,"
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"he's gonna want to methodically take it off,"
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"label it, and then ravish you."
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"Should I try on some more?"
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"Am I having fun being beautiful?"
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"AMY: This is it."
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"This is the one."
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"Do you love it?"
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"Wow."
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"Also, wow."
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"Hello, Leonard. Hi."
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"Are you doing anything?"
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"No. I'm just sitting here at my desk"
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"typing on my computer for nothing."
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"That was my guess, but I didn't want to assume."
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"Can you help me shoot my Kickstarter video?"
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"Of course not, but if I can raise enough seed money"
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"to show that I'm serious, I should be able"
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"to attract some major investors."
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"And look at the cool incentives I'm offering."
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"That's fitting-- 50 grand down the toilet."
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"Well, how about this?"
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"of your house or apartment."
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"Don't be smug, Leonard."
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"That's one of the things that's wrong with you."
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"Yes."
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"She sure did."
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"She found"
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"a dress that looked like..."
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"like it made her happy."
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"Yeah, we should make sure the photographer knows"
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"to just really... get in there."
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"Mm."
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"That dress should be set on fire!"
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"'cause she wants our honest opinion?"
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"No one wants that."
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"I do."
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"No, ya don't."
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"I don't want her to look back"
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"and think she made some awful mistake."
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"You mean like your dumb Cookie Monster tattoo?"
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"See? Was that fun?"
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