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Clips from It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia - Mac's Banging the Waitress (S04E04)

"I see you've taken to wearing my clothes, you sick freak."
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"- Were you guys humping? - No!"
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"Oh, my God, where is the tape?"
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"Frank made a sex tape, too?"
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"Yes, apparently, he made a tape of us having sex"
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"when I banged him to get back at Dennis."
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"Oh, no, that's gone."
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"Yeah, all right, here's what happened, guys."
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"Then I start smashing. And I smash good."
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"Okay, so the sex tape is gone, then?"
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"Yeah. I smashed the crap out of it. Gone."
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"- That doesn't make any sense. - Just say the words..."
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"I will say them for you. You should be more grateful!"
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"I'm sorry."
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"- man, she's terrible, gross. - Only got one star from me."
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"- I saw that. - You're watching my tapes again?"
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"You got weird balls."
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"They're like planets."
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"Is that maybe the three of us were meant to be best friends..."
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"Yeah, that would 'cause a lot less problems if we just called"
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"- Absolutely. - Absolutely."
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"All right! The three..."
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"- Musketeers! - Blind mice!"
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"- The three... - Stooges."
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"Let's move past it, let's put it behind us, guys."
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"Let's put it behind us, and let's concentrate on what's really important."
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"Hello, and welcome to Project Badassvolume XVI."
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"As you can see, the mattresses are stacked three high,"
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"creating a safe but still amazingly badass landing zone."
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"I will now light the fuse"
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"Here goes."
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"Hey, man, do you still get the feeling he wants to bang us?"
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"- Oh, yeah. Yeah, definitely. - That's what this is all about, huh?"
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"Mac here with another installment of Project Bad ass."
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"Yeah. I've been working my ass off on these videos."
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"Why?"
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"He's on to us."
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"Okay, listen, man, you stay as long as you want to, man,"
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"Oh, nothing. Just got a couple long-range walkie-talkies."
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"- Why? - Because we're gonna bang."
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"To shove it into Charlie's face for smashing my tape."
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"There's some things that I need from you."
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"- Are you in junior high? - Mouth stuff?"
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"Don."
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"Don. Typical."
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"Took him out. My form is pretty perfect, so."
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"What are you talking about, dude?"
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"Now, I can't say for sure."
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"And some beer."
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"Come on, Charlie."
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"- I got you a walkie-talkie. - Dude..."
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"Proof? He told me he was gonna bang her, man."
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"So you know that video camera I keep in my bedroom?"
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"Yeah, he keeps that camera on nonstop, just in case."
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""Waitress." One star. Not good."
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"I just want to bang at this point, just to get over with."
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"What's wrong with the angle?"
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"That's gonna be much better for me, trust me."
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"and, then, that way we can slip you in and out with ease."
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"My mission's extremely close to being complete. But I need a favor."
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"Oh, my God. Dude!"
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"Why would we want to look like a starfish?"
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"- Come on! Stay behind me. - Why are these jeans so tight?"
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"What?"
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"I was gonna bang the witch just to get back at you, because"
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"'Cause that chick is the worst."
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"- Yeah. - What'd you think?"
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"You should see Frank's balls."
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"together."
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"You can have more than one best friend, right?"
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"Three best friends."
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"- I wanna get one. - There's another one out there."
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"Yeah, yeah, yeah."
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"- What are you doing? - Popping my pants off."
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"Yes. How do you know that?"
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"round housed him."
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"You've been banging the waitress?"
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"whether we're best friends or not."
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"Are you peeing?"
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"- Why would I wear a condom...? - Okay, I don't care. I don't care."
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"- I'll talk to you in a minute. - Best friend one to best friend two."
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"Yeah, or is it my creamy thighs you're after?"
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"you know, where it's all balls and male ass just..."
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""W" through "Z." You should be under "W," yeah?"
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"He's spinning you a web of lies, Charlie."
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"- Yeah, dude. - I got to be honest with you."
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"I tell you what, Mac, seeing as how you're my best friend..."
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"All right, let's do this."
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"I need for you to explain to me how it is that you consider."
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"He's got like a thousand of them. I don't like 'em though."
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"He's totally obsessed with us."
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"Because the video alone won't be evidence enough because of the angle."
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"Can you get Charlie out of the apartment tomorrow?"
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"So that's what you were smashing."
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"All right, now, let's stop talking and start banging."
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"These things are covered in piss."
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"I'm thinking if I get in the bed and I get real low and flat,"
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"One, two, three..."
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"Three, two, one..."
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"Because you and I are best friends."
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"- It doesn't have to be though. - To celebrate the ass-kicking."
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"I got Clue, you know, we could solve a mystery together."
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"That's simple. That doesn't require any..."
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"Yeah... I got a lot of work to do."
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"Right. Okay. Why don't you come to bed, bro."
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"Hang in, Joe. Myself."
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"Yeah. Just a dream."
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"Yeah, bro, but that had to change your mind about who"
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"Okay, well, I guess a deal's a deal, so pop those"
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"If we're gonna do this, the only way it's gonna work"
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"Yeah, this is Blood Brother Two... go ahead."
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"Blood Brother One, over and out!"
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"Oh, my God, he's soin love with us."
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"The sex tape that Frank made, where is it?"
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"I don't want to be associated with those..."
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