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Clips from It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia - Mac's Banging the Waitress (S04E04)

"'Cause I know what it means Totally and completely badass."
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"- How badass is that? - You know what, man?"
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"- Now you have some more of those? - Oh, man, I got a shitload of those."
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"Yeah, I showed it to him."
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"and then when I wasn't around, I saw him smashing one."
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"Smashing it?"
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"Guys, we got a Code Red on our hands!"
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"I just got a shady read-out of the guy."
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"maybe you can look into it for me."
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"Well, I mean, you banged the waitress."
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"Do I even have to explain that to you?"
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"You know, to be honest with you, man, I'm a little shocked."
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"I don't know what else to tell you. What do you want to hear?"
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"When I have a real problem, and all of a sudden, it's about some weird feelings thing."
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"And it's not about your feelings right now, it's about"
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"my feelings 'cause I have a problem, okay?"
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"Now, Mac, please, do you think you can find this guy and kick his ass for me?"
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"Its always sunny in philly 404."
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"Hey, what's up, buddy?"
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"- Hey, man. - How are you?"
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"until Mac and I take care of a little business."
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"I'm sure he wouldn't mind. Hey, my room's a lot bigger."
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"Okay, listen, man, since you're here and you've got all this beer,"
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"You guys are really going to drink that many, just the two of you tonight?"
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"It's just one, two, three, and then four, you win."
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"But a lot... a lot of times, you got to count that much."
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"So... you're..."
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"I did... not."
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"Oh, that's all right. I mean we could probably just..."
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"Mac probably."
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"How many times do we have to go through this?"
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"to bang you, it's going to be on my own terms, okay?"
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"You know what, I just need you to get me in Dennis' house alone"
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"- so I can get something back from him. - What?"
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"- Is it a sex tape? - No."
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"Yeah, because he videotapes every chick he bangs."
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"- That is disgusting. - I don't know anybody..."
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"- Oh, my God. - Mouth stuff."
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"Yeah, affirmative. I totally kicked his ass."
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"His name..."
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"Actually, no. He had some pretty sweet moves, but I totally..."
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"That's my best friend right there."
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"best friend one, over and out."
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"Don Johnson's the dude from Miami Vice, Charlie."
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"I'm sure there's plenty of Don Johnsons running around Philly, dude."
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"Then maybe he beat up the, Don Johnson you're talking about."
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"No, no. It's something else."
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"- cracking a window or something. - It has not been easy."
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"I tried. It's like they're sealed shut or something."
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"I don't have any hard evidence, but that's just what"
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"it feels like from where I'm standing, man and he's gonna break your heart, man."
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"And when he breaks your heart, I'll be here to pick up the pieces"
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"You know where to find me."
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"Over and out."
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"Jesus Christ, dude."
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"Right."
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"And I had to drink all the beer."
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"Doesn't really feel right."
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"Okay."
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"before you fall asleep 'cause I don't want you to piss on the couch again."
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"No! We wouldn't."
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"to your best friend."
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"You want to come in my room?"
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"I guess I was just fine."
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"- Oh, Jesus. - Just get in the bed."
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"- What's happening? - It's really late, dude."
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"Charlie and the waitress that I need to talk to you about."
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"Proceed."
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"best friends, which is total bullshit because you know"
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"All right, listen, bro. I need you to do me a favor."
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"'Cause she wants to bang in your bed."
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"I don't know. She's obsessed with you or something. She's a total freak."
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"I just want to rub it in Charlie's face for smashing my Project Bad ass tape."
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"We'll just use a different channel than Charlie and I use."
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"Let me talk to you."
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"Well."
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"I told him he was gonna do it, I knew he was gonna do it."
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"- He drank too much. - Goddamn it."
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"I'll give you this much, dude: The guy's acting very weird, okay?"
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"We're gonna switch your walkie to that channel and we're gonna"
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"Yeah, it's gonna work, and the whole thing's gonna be on tape, too."
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"It's like a security cam except it's for banging."
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""Waitress." Here we go."
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"- I need one more thing from you. - Jesus Christ."
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"Oh, I just want to get it over with, too, but I want you"
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"Goddamn it, this doesn't make any sense, we should be hearing them by now."
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"'Cause I turned it off."
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"You need to hear him sexing her, okay?"
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"- Dressed like a man? - You want me to dress like a man?"
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"No. No, I'm gonna be Charlie, you're gonna be Dennis."
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"Get behind me and stay behind me, the whole time."
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"No, no. You got to be behind me. I got to have you behind me."
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"Now, from here on out, I'm gonna refer to you only as Dennis."
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"When we slip in, you're gonna start banging me, hard!"
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"- Okay. - Good."
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"Blood Brother One to Blood Brother Two."
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"Oh, shit, dude, I know what it is."
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"This is sick, but hear me out."
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"I think he wants to be you getting banged by me in your apartment."
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"Oh, God, he's got some sick, twisted obsession with us, man, and, like..."
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"- This is twisted. - This is dark."
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"Look, let's just find a hiding spot, okay?"
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"and maybe you're underneath me or on top of me, you know, they won't see us."
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"If I get all balled up and small, I get too high, and"
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"All right, come on."
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"Because Dennis takes them all in at the thighs to accentuate his female form."
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"I would never say it to his face, but Dennis has great thighs."
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"- We busted you! - Caught!"
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"No, this is the best way to hide in my apartment."
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"- What are you doing? - What are you doing?"
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"Come on, you heard him talking about my thighs when he came in."
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"It was my thighs, dude, it's always been my thighs."
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"I thought it was one of Mac's Project Badasstapes, so I pop"
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"it in the VCR to watch it, I see what it is, I become violently ill, okay?"
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"Oh, my God, bro, I thought you were smashing my Project Bad ass tape because you hated it."
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"What, dude? I love Project Bad ass. I watch those tapes all the time."
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"Great. Good. Thank you, Charlie. Thanks."
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"- You're welcome. - Kind of don't know what else to say."
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"Say, I will have dinner with you and thank you for this, and thank you."
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"No, I will never go out with you. Oh, my God!"
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