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Clips from The Big Bang Theory (2007) - The Sibling Realignment (S11E11)

"Except I have to 'cause my mommy's making me."
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"♪ We built the Wall ♪ ♪ We built the pyramids ♪"
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"Okay, so each welcome bag gets a schedule of events,"
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"a map, and chocolate from me."
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"And from Sheldon, a bottle of Purell..."
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"...the number for Poison Control in case someone"
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"is a failure."
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"I'm actually not sure."
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"Turns out Sheldon didn't invite his brother."
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"Mm. Now it's starting to sound like a wedding."
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"WOLOWITZ: Hey, Bernie. Hey."
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"How do you know if someone has pink eye?"
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"Um, their eye would be red, swollen and probably oozy."
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"Okay, thanks."
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"Both kids have pink eye."
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"Oh, no."
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"you are not giving me pink eye."
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"(chuckles): Okay. I'll go back upstairs."
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"Get in the shower and then take those clothes and burn them."
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"Yeah, and all the rest of your clothes!"
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"Ah, worth a shot."
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"Stuart, Amy's great-aunt..."
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"I got to find a date."
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"that everyone looks at with pity."
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"Leonard,"
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"Is he the worst?"
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"Is he an unspeakable abomination?"
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"Well, he laughs at his own jokes,"
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"but otherwise he's okay."
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"I'm trying to invite my stupid brother to my wedding"
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"(line ringing)"
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"GEORGE JR.: Hey, you've reached George Cooper."
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"Please leave a message, unless this is Sheldon again,"
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"in which case, please try me on my other number,"
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"1-800-suck-it."
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"See?"
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"because why would it be toll-free?"
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"Sheldon, you tried."
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"You don't know what it was like growing up with him."
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"I get it; I grew up with lots of brothers."
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"My brother Adoot was especially mean."
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"Really? I've never heard you mention Adoot."
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"Yeah, sure I have."
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"He's the one who left the door open when we were kids,"
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"Stupid Adoot."
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"Look, uh, short of getting on a plane and flying there,"
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"what does your mother expect you to do?"
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"I kept saying no."
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"H-H-How am I here?"
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"Hey, did I tell you?"
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"I found a date. To the wedding?"
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"Uh, to coffee."
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"But if things go well, Sheldon and Amy's wedding."
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"Aren't you worried it's a little intense"
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"(sighs) I'm running out of time."
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"Like an escort service?"
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"it could lead to sex, but, but the money is for,"
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"Oh, I get it... an escort service."
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"my VR goggles the other day?"
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"Yeah."
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"Yes, and, apparently,"
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"it only takes half a semester of community college"
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"to get that particular doctorate."
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"You're right, that was unfair."
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"Oh, excuse me."
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"Uh, we're looking for a Georgie Cooper."
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"Do you want to wait in the car?"
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"I wanted to wait in California."
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"So, is this Georgie?"
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"Yes."
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"And what is he even using"
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"that stethoscope to listen to?"
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"What the hell are you doing here?"
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"No, I don't like it-- Georgie."
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"I see you haven't changed one bit."
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"Hey, I'm Leonard."
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"I'm here for-for no reason."
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"Why aren't you returning my phone calls?"
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"you figure it out."
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"in over ten years, and now that you need something,"
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"to accommodate Sheldon."
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"Nice try,"
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"Okay. You're right."
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"Tell me what you need."
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"Your wish is my command."
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"Oh, my God."
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"Wow. You really can't keep your hands off Howard, can you?"
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"I just wanted to make sure you and Amy didn't get it."
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"You infected me a week before my wedding."
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"What am I supposed to do about this?"
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"It's not funny."
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"Look at what you've done to me!"
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"Ah, hey."
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"Could you just, like, not touch my computer"
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"There aren't gonna be any wedding photos."
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"My fiancé's a germophobe."
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"If he finds out I'm contagious,"
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"What if we tell him the theme of the wedding is Walking Dead"
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"and this is our zombie makeup?"
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"We'll call that plan B."
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"Oh, well... (clears throat)"
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"Turns out this is gonna come in handy after all."
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"You didn't want me at your wedding,"
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"but now that Mom won't come,"
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"I know you don't hear this a lot,"
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"but that is exactly right."
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"Good job."
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"Not helping, Sheldon."
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"Listen here,"
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"you want me at your wedding,"
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"all you got to do is ask nicely."
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"(sighs)"
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"Georgie. George."
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"(groans)"
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"Thank you, Sheldon."
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"But I would rather swallow a pregnant wildcat"
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"and crap out a litter of kittens."
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"It is fitting that you got into tires,"
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"Sheldon, come on."
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"No, not too mean, not too good either."
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