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Clips from The Muppet Show (1976) - Madeline Kahn (S02E02)

"[audience boos]"
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"Thank you, thank you."
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"[sighs] OK, twerp, what do you want?"
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"Well, you know, I've always had this crush on you."
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"Yech!"
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"I came to tell you that I'm not gonna bother you anymore."
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"I'm sorry."
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"I'm glad you've finally come to your senses."
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"- Well... - Oh, my dear Gonzo."
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"I know it will be painful for a while."
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"But in time, you shall forget all about me."
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"Oh."
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"Oh, uh, well, uh... You have?"
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"What's she like?"
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"Well, she's nothing like you at all."
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"She's beautiful!"
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"[exhales]"
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"And she's got this cute little nose."
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"And she's intelligent and talented."
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"- [exhales] - And I'm very happy."
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"So you see, breaking up with you isn't painful at all."
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"Not until now! Hiyah!"
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"I see what you mean."
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"[singing gibberish]"
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"[speaks in mock Swedish]"
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"...lobster..."
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"[horses approaching]"
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"[horn sounds]"
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"[yelling, gunfire]"
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"[all speaking mock Spanish]"
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"[speaks mock Spanish]"
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"Vamanos, muchachos!"
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"[speaks mock Swedish]"
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"I think they were trying to make a point with that sketch."
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"What's the point?"
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"You're right. Forget it."
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"[♪ New York State of Mind]"
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"[man] And now, Pigs in Space!"
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"Starring the salubrious Captain Link Hogthrob."
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"The provocative first mate, Miss Piggy."
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"When last we left the spaceship Swinetrek,"
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"it was drifting aimlessly in space"
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"due to the loss of power in the steering mechanism."
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"I'm afraid so, doctor."
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"Try that one."
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"- What, this one here? - Mm-hm."
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"I already did."
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"I didn't see you."
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"Did you see him, doctor?"
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"- Ah, no. - There!"
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"Thank you."
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"[sighs] Men. You all stick together."
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"I'm going to try that control."
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"Now you stay on your own side."
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"These are the captain's controls."
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"Those are your controls. They are the first mate controls."
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"But my controls are just for the hot plate,"
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"the air conditioning and the stereo."
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"They have nothing to do with steering."
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"That's right."
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"I'm going to take a break."
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"Would you see that First Mate Piggy"
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"works her own controls and not mine?"
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"I know that it's this one."
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"- [beeping] - But the captain said..."
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"I don't care what he said. I'm gonna try it."
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"I heard that. Stop her."
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"- Uh, it's too late! - This works the steering."
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"Or the door."
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"and miss next week's Pigs in Space!"
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"You know, that was almost funny."
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"They better be careful. They'll spoil a perfect record."
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"OK, here is Fozzie Bear and his magic ukulele"
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"playing one of the great classics"
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"from the musical theater."
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"[♪ And the Pig Got Up and Slowly Walked Away]"
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"Hey. It... it's just a song."
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"Please don't take it personal."
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"That bit they just did reminds me of broccoli."
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"Why?"
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"I hate broccoli."
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"Now once again, our special guest star, Miss Madeline Kahn."
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"[singing]"
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"I just love sunny days because they are so beautiful."
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"When the sun shines, it just makes everything look so nice"
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"that I wish the sun would never stop shining."
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"[growling]"
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"[gibberish]"
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"[thunder]"
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"Of course, uh... there are some very nice things"
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"about rainy days too."
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"The rain"
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"I think that I like rainy days"
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"[gibberish]"
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"After all, the rain makes the pretty flowers grow,"
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"and I just love the pretty flowers."
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"[snarling]"
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"You know, even more than flowers,"
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"I like trees."
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"[roaring]"
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"Just look at those lovely statues."
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"is probably one of the most comfortable benches"
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"that I've ever sat upon."
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"Of course, there are so many beautiful things"
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"that you don't even have to see to enjoy. Just listen."
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"Listen to that lovely little bird singing."
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"[chirping stops]"
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"You are really not very nice."
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"In fact, you're perfectly awful."
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"[grumbling]"
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"You are so awful that it is truly beautiful."
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"[puzzled gibberish]"
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"You've probably worked all your life to be perfectly awful."
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"And now all of your toil and self-sacrifice has paid off."
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"Yes, you have set yourself a goal and you have achieved it."
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"Oh, you are to be congratulated."
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"Yeah."
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"You are so awful that it is truly beautiful."
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"In fact, you are the perfect example"
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"of beautiful awfulness."
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