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Clips from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Romance (S03E03)

"If we have a daughter, we'll have to call her Eileen."
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"I don't think we can live here, Marshall."
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"I don't know what we're gonna do."
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"Marshall?"
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"Open the door."
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"Woo-hoo!"
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"Yeah!"
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"Five points."
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"So Lily and Marshall decided to make the best of a bad situation."
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"And that's also how the sport of Apartment Roller Luge was invented."
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"Very careful baby! Oh yeah!"
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"So she's married? It's not like she has kids."
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"How do you know?"
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"Wrists."
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"It's like you don't even listen to me."
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"- Oh, hey. - Hey."
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"Where'd you go?"
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"- Was it something I said? - No, no, no, it's just, well..."
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"you're married and-and we've been drinking, and I was worried we might..."
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"Oh, this is a very bad idea."
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"- We have a problem. - Hey, hey. Hey."
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"Is this your husband?"
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"I've never seen this man in my life."
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"Oh, okay. Uh, what's our problem?"
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"Rick. Rick Garrido."
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"that's been buying you champagne all night."
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"Okay, there's-there's a very simple explana..."
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"Next thing I know the police show up, they arrest the other guy,"
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"and I'm drinking for free the rest of the night."
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"It was awesome."
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"Yeah."
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"You don't see anything wrong with that story?"
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"Well, I lost my new phone back at the club somewhere."
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"What the hell is wrong with you, dude?"
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"You know me, I lose things."
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"You kissed a married woman, Ted."
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"You committed credit card fraud."
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"You're turning into Barney."
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"Look..."
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"it's Saint Patty's Day."
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"It wasn't as bad as it sounds."
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"- "It wasn't as bad as it sounds"? - No."
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"I want you to hear exactly how it sounds, Ted."
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"First skipped message: I don't see no ring on this finger."
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"And then last night started coming back to me:"
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"The real version."
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"Are the girls in there hotter than our dates ?"
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"I don't know if they're hotter, but they're drunker."
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"Rock 'n' roll."
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"- How many messages did I... - Seventeen..."
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"Kids, it's sometimes possible to think you're doing just fine in life..."
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"Next message: Can you put it on my tab?"
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"Sure, what's the last name?"
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"...and then someone opens your eyes a little bit,"
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"and you realize..."
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"I really want to hook up with you,"
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"leave before breakfast, and then never see you again."
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"...your whole world is off balance..."
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"Next message :"
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"...out of whack..."
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"Okay, look, brah,"
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"there is a very simple explana..."
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"...crooked."
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"That was hard to listen to."
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"No one likes how they sound on an answering machine."
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"Thanks for doing that."
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"You yelled at me."
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"You got very firm with me."
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"Very confident."
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"It was cool."
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"Thanks."
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"- You're very sexy when you yell, Marshall. - Shut up."
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"Veins, crazy muscles in your neck."
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"You look like a Kentucky Derby-winning steed."
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"You're ruining a nice moment."
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"At one point, I swear, I thought we were gonna kiss."
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"I'm married."
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"Oh... a slanted floor."
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"Very, very, very expensive."
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"And it's gonna take some time, too, so"
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"it looks like you're stuck with us for a little while longer, if that's okay."
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"Are you kidding?"
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"I love it."
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"I don't know what's gonna happen to me without you guys around."
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"Where are you going?"
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"I'm going to get my stupid phone."
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"I found out years later that your mom was at that party."
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"I just didn't meet her."
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"'cause if I had met her, I don't think she would have liked me."
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"Heck, I don't think I liked me."
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"But that's okay."
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"Tomorrow had arrived."
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"♪ The sum of it all is that you Don't know where to turn ♪"
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"but my luck was about to change."
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"I'm awesome!"
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"Well, most of us."
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"it's gonna break her heart."
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"It's not a big deal, baby. He seemed friendly."
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"We're gonna raise our kids here."
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"You... you kissed a married woman. Do you know how offensive that is to me?"
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"Next message:"
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"♪ Nobody move and there'll be Nothin' to disturb ♪"
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"♪ No one to get hurt ♪"
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"Just for tonight, okay?"
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"...of the repercussions of our actions."
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