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Clips from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Romance (S03E03)

"Uh, hey."
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"Hey, what can I get you guys?"
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"A bottle of Dom Perignon, and can you put it on my tab?"
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"Sure. What's the name?"
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"- Garrido. - Dude!"
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"Oh, uh, yeah, you're right. Uh, make it two bottles."
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"Two."
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"St. Patrick's Day tradition."
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"If you're not wearing green, you got to get pinched."
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"Well, I guess I got what I deserved."
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"I'm not wearing green, either."
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"This is, um, deep teal."
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"- The lighting makes it... - Uh, I'm Ted."
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"Ashlee with two "e"s."
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"You know, you guys should come join me and my friends."
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"We have a bottle of tequila and shockingly deep belly buttons."
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"Okay, it's official: do bad things, good things happen."
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"Are you hearing that? That's the universe."
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"The universe is talking to us."
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"We don't have to build a baseball field, do we?"
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"No. The universe is telling us that we have a free pass tonight."
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"- Are you still there? - Yeah, I'm here."
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"There is no waiting for tomorrow,"
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"because do you know why, Ted?"
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"There is no tomorrow."
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"No tomorrow, huh?"
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"By the way, Mr. Garrido,"
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"Enjoy."
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"- No tomorrow! - No tomorrow!"
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"No tomorrow!"
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"Hey, I wonder what the grown-ups are doing right now."
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"I win again."
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"Why do I keep winning?"
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"Maybe your hippo is just hungrier hungrier than ours."
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"That's it."
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"That's what it is. It's not gravity,"
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"that's for sure. I'll tell you that."
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"What's going on here?"
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"while you were in the other room, Robin and I,"
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"we discovered something about the apartment."
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"It's not a big deal."
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"It's not like a disaster. It's just..."
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"It's something that we're going to have to learn to live with."
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"Robin and I saw a ghost."
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"What?"
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"Oh, he's kidding, right?"
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"No, we really saw a ghost."
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"Uh, a sheet with two holes in it."
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"who was wounded at the Battle of Antietam,"
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"and he died at the army hospital which once stood on this very spot."
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"And now he wanders these halls,"
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"vowing revenge against the Union cannonade hat once felled him."
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"But he seems nice. He's a good-good guy."
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"Marshall, you see ghosts everywhere. You see ghosts at Stars Bucks."
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"That Kenny G holiday CD just flew off the shelf."
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"Last time that happened."
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"But, Robin, you're a skeptic,"
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"so if you say you saw a ghost..."
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"It passed right through me,"
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"and suddenly I felt cold, so very cold."
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"You know, Ashlee, I'm sorry."
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"You're probably just gonna want to get up and walk away,"
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"but I just have to test out this theory I've been working on."
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"Tonight, I am not looking for a relationship."
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"I really just want to hook up with you,"
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"I'm in."
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"Unbelievable."
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"Hot damn, that's a deep navel."
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"No tomorrow, Ted."
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"Yeah, no tomorrow, Barney."
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"No tomorrow, huh?"
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"I like that idea."
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"Because if there is a tomorrow,"
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"I'm gonna be in a lot of trouble."
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"Oh, yeah? Why is that?"
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"Tell me you're messing with me, guys."
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"You didn't actually see a ghost."
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"You said he's a Confederate general. They're the bad guys."
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"And he's probably racist."
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"No, he seemed polite."
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"He had courtly Southern manners."
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"I don't want some Confederate general ghost teaching them his racism."
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"Robin said he was wearing a sheet."
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"The apartment is crooked."
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"What?"
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"Robin and I didn't see a ghost."
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"The floor is crooked, isn't it?"
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"Yeah."
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"We spent our entire life's savings on this floor."
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"The next 30 mortgage-paying years of our lives will be spent"
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"on this floor, and it's crooked."
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"Thanks a lot, Robin."
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"How is "racist ghost" better than "crooked"?"
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"Seriously, somebody tell me how that's better."
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"Oh, I'm sorry."
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"Oh, that's okay."
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"Um, dude, so, I'm having second thoughts about that theory."
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"I'm telling you, if you want to know how old a woman is, check her elbows."
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"Not that theory."
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"You have to be more specific, Ted, 'cause I have so many theories."
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"- Ashlee is married. - So?"
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"What do you mean, so?"
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"Open your brain tank, brah,"
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"'cause here comes some premium 91 octane knowledge."
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"There's three rules of cheating:"
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"It's not cheating if you're not the one who's married,"
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"it's not cheating if her name has two adjacent vowels,"
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"and it's not cheating if she's from a different area code."
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"How do you know she's from a different area code?"
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"She's 516."
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"She might dress like she's 718, act like she's 212,"
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"but trust me, she's 516."
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"Oh, and her husband..."
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"If that dude's not 973, I'm 307."
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"Wyoming."
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"We won't be able to get a pinball machine."
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"I mean, unless we put some books under two of the legs or something."
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"But then what if we want to read those books?"
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"This is a nightmare."
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"We can't raise our kids here. They'll grow up slanted."
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