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Clips from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Romance (S03E03)

"Bromageddon."
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"Ted, you are young, you're single."
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"You'll have so much more fun with me."
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"Do you really want to spend your last night on"
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"Earth playing board games with Marshall and Lily?"
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"My hands smell weird. Smell this."
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"Yeah, they do. That's new."
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"I'll be there in five minutes."
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"Yes! All right!"
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"He's in! Ted's a great guy."
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"You're gonna love him."
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"So on March 17, 2008,"
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"I went to a big St. Patrick's Day party."
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"And it's a good thing I did,"
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"because, funny story:"
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"your mother was there."
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"Hi. Have you met Ted?"
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"Hi. I'm Mary."
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"Hi. Happy St. Patty's Day."
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"I haven't met Ted, either."
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"- I'm Stephanie. - Hi."
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"Dude, back off. I called dibs on Stephanie."
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"Okay. Mary's hot."
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"Fine."
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"Oh, I see. Reverse psychology."
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"Then I'm sticking with Stephanie, Dr. Freud."
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"Okay."
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"- Which one do you want more? - Either one."
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"- I want them both. - You're an idiot,"
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"and it may be a moot point."
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"I mean, it doesn't look like we're getting in."
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"Look at this."
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"You know why there's a line?"
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"It's because I ditched Marshall and Lily,"
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"and now the universe is punishing us for it,"
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"What's it gonna cost us to get in, $20?"
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"$40?"
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"Dude, come on, you're making the wee folk look bad."
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"Just give him your pot o' gold."
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"Is it just you two?"
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"Don't worry. We're not gonna blow your ratio."
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"We happen to have two very hot girls with us."
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"Mine's the hotter one."
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"Look, if it was just you two,"
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"We got nothing but girls in there."
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"People are gonna start thinking it's a lesbian bar."
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"Would you excuse us for just a minute?"
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"Ted, I'm gonna be honest."
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"I was full of it with that whole Nostradamus thing."
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"No."
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"But I am starting to think there is some serious"
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"planetary crap going on here tonight."
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"Never in the history of New York City nightclubs"
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"has there been a shortage of dudes,"
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"We got to ditch these girls."
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"But you dragged them all the way down here."
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"I don't see no ring on this finger."
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"All right, hold on."
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"Uh, excuse me?"
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"Are the girls in there hotter than our dates?"
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"I don't know if they're hotter,"
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"but they're drunker."
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"Rock 'n' roll."
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"Welcome to your dream home, my lady."
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"All right, all right."
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"You can put me down. Robin thinks we're weird."
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"No, it's fine."
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"It was only weird on the subway."
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"Oh. I'm gonna check the other rooms to see"
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"if the previous owners left us any free stuff."
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"I'm gonna hang our first piece of art."
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"Oh, look, there's already a nail."
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"Hey, Lil, free nail!"
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"Score!"
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"How's that? Perfect."
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"Oh, now this is ridiculous."
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"Is it the nail?"
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"Marshall?"
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"Is the wall slippery or something?"
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"Marshall."
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"Is there a wind? Is there some sort of draft in here?"
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"- Marshall! - What?"
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"Your apartment's crooked."
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"What do you mean?"
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"It was the kind of thing you didn't notice until you noticed it."
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"But once you did notice it, you couldn't not notice it."
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"Lily and Marshall's new apartment was crooked."
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"Oh, no!"
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"Oh, no, no, no!"
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"Oh, no, no. Oh, no."
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"Yes."
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"Are you telling me that we just spent our entire life savings and then some on..."
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"on a crooked apartment?"
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"Oh, my God!"
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"No, she's gonna flip."
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"Just calm down. It's gonna be fine."
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"Look what I found in the kids' room!"
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"Free skateboard. Score!"
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"Free Hungry Hungry Hippos."
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"Double score! I'm gonna check the kitchen!"
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"It's like the last 20 minutes of Titanic in here."
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"If Lily finds out her new dream house is crooked, it's gonna..."
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"Free salad strainer!"
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"I love this place."
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"Okay."
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"But it's gonna be an uphill battle."
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"I am just saying we have to think of the right angle."
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"Okay, Barney, I think we've stumbled into some kind of ethical,"
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"philosophical wormhole."
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"- Green suit. - Yeah."
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"I ditched Marshall and Lily,"
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"and was rewarded with two beautiful girls."
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"Suit's made of green."
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"We bailed on those two beautiful girls,"
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"and now we're being rewarded with a sea of beautiful girls."
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"38 long."
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"It's like the laws of the universe are working in reverse."
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"- Can you put it on my tab? - Yeah. What's the last name?"
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"Garrido."
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"All right, I'm gonna try something, and if this works..."
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