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Clips from Superstore (2015) - Mall Closing (S05E05)

"I wish you were my mom."
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"[scoffs] I wish they wished I was their mom."
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"Don't feel so bad."
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"No one would have ever thought that the cool kids"
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"would have liked me in high school,"
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"but they loved me."
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"Yeah, they always let me give them gifts,"
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"They did that to you?"
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"No, unidentified mean kids did that."
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"laughing about something."
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"Oh, my God, you're right."
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"Sandra's being mean-girled."
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"Glenn, your story made me so sad,"
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"Oh. Okay, terrific."
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"50 bucks? Oh, man, now you're talking."
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"Mateo, get in on this."
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"I'm not betting any more money."
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"Ah, come on, you're not gonna win if you don't play."
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"Besides, look at the... look at the shot."
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"- I'm in. - All right."
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"[laughs] All right."
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"[ball clinking]"
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"Oh, my God, I made it."
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"Damn it! I'm down 100 bucks."
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"- What the hell? - I don't know, man."
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"I didn't mean to, but..."
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"Uh, Mateo's confused,"
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"and the rule in gambling is, if anybody's confused,"
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"they get all of their money back."
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"Wait, have you guys just been trying"
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"but did you guys see the shot?"
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"In practice, it was a lot more like robbery."
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"Hey."
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"Oh, hey."
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"- How's it going with your new friends? - Good."
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"Yeah, I said lakes were cooler than beaches,"
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"and it took a second, but everyone agreed with me."
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"[sighs]"
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"But, come on, it's time for these kids to go."
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"Congratulations."
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"before something like this happens."
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"Ooh, whoops. Sorry about that."
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"- Go re-vest - Okay."
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"[sighs] Okay, fine. Do it."
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"But if Emma asks, you acted alone."
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"No problem."
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"Okay, stop messing with Sandra."
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"Literally, what are you talking about?"
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"and I have something to live for for once?""
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"It's mean."
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"Was that supposed to be me?"
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"Yeah, I'm sticking up for you."
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"Next thing, you're gonna be going after her hair"
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"and, you know, the way that she stands."
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"Oh, my God. You're bullying her."
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"I thought they were just in, like, old movies in the 1990s."
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"Oh, Mateo, you obviously didn't have to..."
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"I chose to make those bets."
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"I'm gonna pay you what I owe you."
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"Like, this is all my fault."
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"I knew Jonah had a gambling thing,"
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"Why would you have a hobby that you suck at?"
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"No, thanks. You've messed with me enough already."
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"Oh, come on, come on, we'll just flip a coin, you know."
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"If you lose, then, you know, whatever."
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"Double screwed is just screwed, right?"
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"Is it?"
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"[exhales deeply]"
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"It's heads. Both: Nice!"
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"Are you sure? 'Cause this seems like a pretty good stopping point."
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"- 20 bucks? - Yeah, fine by me."
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"Heads."
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"No, it's not. I have a system."
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"Of guessing heads, yeah. [Chuckles]"
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"Well, it keeps beating you, so..."
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"[laughs] Yeah, okay. Okay, um, again."
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"I'm assuming you want... you want heads."
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"Got to follow my system."
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"Hey, guys. Want to hear some hot goss?"
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"I'm gonna kick you the [bleep] out of the store."
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"- What? - You heard me."
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"Pack up your SunnyDs and your Tamagotchis and hit the road."
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"You're changing the rules on us."
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"- Is this because of our age? - Absolutely."
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"What... what are you... what are you doing?"
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"- Documenting injustice. - Continue."
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"Why can't you just kick them out?"
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"And I don't want to become a meme"
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"like that racist barbecue woman with the cool sunglasses."
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"So we have to make them want to leave."
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"So let's just think of places that teens like to go."
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"That's easy."
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"The hop."
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"Okay."
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"[sighs] That's it."
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"What'd you say?"
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"♪"
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"Let's go. Again, again."
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"- What? - [laughs]"
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"Okay, you know what? You're down 200 bucks. Let's just stop."
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"No, no, no, no, no. One more time, one more time."
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"Double or nothing."
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"If it's tails, we all walk away even."
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"- And if it's heads? - It's not gonna be heads."
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"Flip the coin."
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"- It's heads. - [laughs]"
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"$400."
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"[laughs] Thank you guys so much."
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"Oh, God, it feels so much better"
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"winning this money fair and square."
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"- [papers rustle] - Feel good to help people?"
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"Gonna have to Febreze that couch for a long time."
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"- [sighs] - Hey, Cheyenne."
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"You're young."
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"Any ideas on how we get rid of them?"
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"I'm not young."
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"Well, you broke Cheyenne. I hope you're happy."
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"All to try and make your daughter think you're cool."
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"No, I'm not trying to get Emma to think I'm cool."
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"I just don't want her to think that I actively suck."
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