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Clips from Superstore (2015) - Mall Closing (S05E05)

"We sit in the pile of broken bottles by the bleachers."
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"You're... you're joking."
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"So am I. I'm in on this."
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"Yeah, well, they're seniors,"
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"but, obviously..."
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"I'm being cool. Just hang out."
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"They won't even know I'm your mom."
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"But there are four stations, and one of them's hummus."
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"Stop knowing what I like."
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"[whimpers] That's them."
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"Thanks for doing this,"
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"but don't tell them I needed you."
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"I mean, no offense, but it'd be really weird"
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"if you came up."
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"Um, so I know this sucks, but it'd be really chill"
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"if you could find somewhere else to hang out."
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"- "Chill"? - Yeah."
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"You know, so the customers can try these out"
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"in case they want to buy them."
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"[both laugh]"
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"[laughs]"
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"I know. These rules suck, right?"
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"That's why we're laughing."
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"- [cell phone chimes] - [laughs]"
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"No, okay, you don't get it."
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"I'm cool."
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"[chuckles] Anyway, get out."
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"Good joke, Dina. Put that on TikTok."
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"Man, she has the least memorable face I've ever seen."
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"Okay, we're not kicking her out."
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"I thought we were being tough moms."
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"So she's spending most of her time with Adam,"
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"Like, why?"
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"It's a tricky time,"
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"All right, look, I'll give you a half an hour."
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"But, Amy, understand this is an infestation."
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"but if you let more of them come,"
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"It's the only way that I can get him to take my money,"
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"and it's not gambling when it's a sure thing."
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"I am 100% positive."
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"So, yes, I will take you up on that bet."
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"Okay, yes, 'cause this is what is happening right now."
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"Hey, Mateo. Mateo, come here."
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"Settle something for us."
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"So I just said that Cher has obviously never won a Grammy,"
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"and Garrett is saying that she has."
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"I'm sorry, the goddess Cher, as in Cherilyn Sarkisian?"
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"I assume."
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"I swear she's never won one,"
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"- Okay. - I want in on this."
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"Cher absolutely has a Grammy."
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"Okay, get ready to lose 50 bucks."
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"and Jonah seems so sure."
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"That's why she still works so hard and keeps it so tight."
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"- I just remembered "Believe"... - Mmhmm."
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"That one was a bop. I might be wrong."
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"I'm in. 50 bucks, no Grammy."
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"One Grammy."
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"For "Believe.""
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"I snubbed Cher."
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"You know, Snapchat, the app?"
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"Okay, ma'am."
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"I'm old!"
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"All of a sudden, all the words you know are wrong,"
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"and there's some band on the radio called the Eagles."
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"You've heard of them?"
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"There's nothing wrong with moving on"
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"to a new phase of life."
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"Take me, for instance."
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"I used to run this place,"
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"and now I'm the free-sample guy."
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"One of four."
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"Oh, she's gonna try it."
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"Huh?"
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"And she did not like it, not one bit."
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"I guess she's just not a fan of raisins."
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"[gasps] Oh, I..."
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"Okay, full "disclozh"..."
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"but you've never had your ears pierced before."
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"So we're in this together."
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"So let's just close our eyes and go for it."
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"[breathes deeply]"
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"I just wanted to welcome you"
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"with some muffins,"
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"and here are your receipts."
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"try to give you static about not buying any."
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"Just because I know kids need to eat after school."
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"Not because I have any. I don't."
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"Thanks for the muffins! Bye!"
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"Okay, bye."
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"- Um, what was that about? - Oh, it's nothing."
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"- Look. - [laughs]"
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"What are you doing?"
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"I-I wanted to talk to you, but I was scared,"
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"'cause you're very confident like astronauts."
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"What? That's so weird."
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"Say other things."
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"I don't... I don't what... um..."
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"I take the bus to work. I have a cat."
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"Yeah."
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"Oh, so, will you come out of those chairs for me?"
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"We would die for you, like, now."
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"Just the chairs are fine."
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"All right, this is how this is gonna go."
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"at 4:39, you'll officially be loiterers again."
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"You know what? Let's just go."
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"No, no, no, hold on."
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"I'm sorry my colleague here hasn't heard"
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"- the new store policy... - Amy..."
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"Which is that there is no minimum purchase,"
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"and you can stay till the store is closed,"
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"and we're not gonna bother you anymore."
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"Really? I got to text Blaze and Rustin."
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"Blaze and Rustin?"
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"♪"
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"Okay, she doesn't hate me, and it's really not that bad."
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"And... oh, I hadn't seen what they'd done to the robot."
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"Just once I'd like to see them draw a vagina."
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"I'm just doing my job."
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"Oh, my God, who says that?"
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