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Clips from Superstore (2015) - Mall Closing (S05E05)

"- $4. - Slowly."
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"but I just thought that meant he was good at it."
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"bet against me this time?"
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"Okay. Let's... let's do it again."
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"Well, it's random luck."
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"- You okay? - Again."
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"So it's discrimination."
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"You were saying this was a discriminatory policy."
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"I tried. They started filming me."
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"How old are you?"
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"the teachings of the Sacred Wheel"
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"to show them the interconnectedness of all life?"
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"Yes, Carol, we did try that."
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"- I think you were in the bathroom. - Oh."
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"Hmm, what about, like, the mall?"
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"Eugene, you're excused."
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"[sighs]"
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"Oh, God, they've breached."
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"- It's their store now. - [microwave door closes, beeps]"
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"Heads. [Chuckles]"
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"[squeals, laughs]"
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"Don't, uh, tell Amy about this."
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"[scoffs] Maybe I never was."
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"[scoffs] You're lame as hell."
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"Uh, uh, why are you taking my picture?"
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"of who you are, of who you're becoming."
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"And even though there's some distance between us..."
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"that you're GarageBand beats"
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"but that was authentic to you, so that is enough for me."
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"metaphorically..."
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"I love you so much."
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"I love you all so much."
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"This sucks!"
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"Ya, that was brutal."
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"If you were my mom I'd never talk to you again."
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"[bright music]"
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"when she's due."
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"And, finally, some big news."
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"Are you ready for this?"
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"How should we know?"
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"Yeah, it kind of depends what the news is."
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"Guys, the more we talk about it,"
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"the more it won't live up to the hype."
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"Let's just get it over with. Amy."
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"Thank you, Garrett."
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"The West Concord Mall..."
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"- Oh. - The mall's gone?"
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"- Really? - That's crazy."
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"I lost my virginity there and a lipstick I really liked."
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"Wait, so you're telling me I have to go"
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"and then that's where Emma got her ears pierced."
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"Can't wait to tell her that story"
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"so she can say, "Cool story, Mom,""
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"- We did it, Dina. - We [bleep] did it."
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"[inhales sharply]"
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"I've been fighting that mall for 40 years."
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"It undercut my dad's hardware store."
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"It darn near took this place under."
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"In what sense?"
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"I think the point is that from a business perspective,"
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"this is really good news for us."
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"Oh, yeah, the death of retail..."
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"Carol. Hey, welcome back."
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"- New look. - New outlook."
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"Or maybe I should say it allowed me"
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"to access the change that was already there."
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"[whispering] I think we should drug-test her."
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"is to mall this place up."
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"from the Garden Center."
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"Yeah, I mean, I'm working with what we have."
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"It's not like I can put a movie theater in here."
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"The mall had movies, too? [Scoffs]"
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"It sounds terrible. I'm glad it's gone."
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"- Guess how many. - You want me to guess how many"
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"free sample stations you arranged?"
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"- I'm embarrassed. - I mean, I guess"
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"- Four? - Is that a record?"
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"I mean, corporate thought so."
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"It's badass you got them to okay that."
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"Amy, it is so cool."
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"Oh, hey, man, Colleen and I went"
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"to that Cuban place you recommended."
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"- Yeah. - Huh."
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"So I guess you didn't get to have the combo platter..."
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"No, we ordered that."
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"We just shared it with the couple sitting next to us."
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"How's the job search going?"
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"and under the table,"
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"and I'm not willing to clean anyone's garage"
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"in my underwear, so my options are limited."
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"Well, you know, I-I could just front you a..."
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"Thanks, but I'm not your charity case."
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"You want to feel good about yourself,"
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"go teach some inner-city kids poetry."
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"Well, the joke's on you,"
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"'cause they actually ended up teaching me, you know."
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"It's just an advance."
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"- You pay me back when you can. - I don't need any help."
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"I am gonna figure this out on my own."
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"I mean, it's so hard to focus. I'm so worried about money."
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"- So just let me... - No."
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"I had to call corporate and ask them"
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"They refused. But I bet we're raking it in."
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"You know, funny you should say that."
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"I just checked, and no."
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"I hate people that treat shopping like an adventure."
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"Give me a shut-in who needs a sponge."
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"Anyway, should we start rousting 'em?"
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"but it wouldn't hurt to remind them"
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"that the store is for customers only."
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"Those girls?"
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"They look like they're from "Euphoria.""
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"Well, they don't have to go back there."
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"They just have to get off the chairs."
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""Euphoria's" a show."
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"Um, I got to pee, guys. I'll be right back."
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"Don't get me wrong. I like that you're here."
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"Well, I tried to get them to hang out"
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"but people wanted Wi-Fi."
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"By the way, who are those girls?"
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