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Clips from Superstore (2015) - Mall Closing (S05E05)

"is closing."
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"[indistinct chatter]"
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"all the way to the airport to get Sbarro's?"
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"I got my ears pierced at the Claire's there,"
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"[indistinct chatter]"
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"It took my youth."
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"It took my body."
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"that's great news for our store."
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"Sorry I'm late."
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"Sedona changed everything for me."
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"[upbeat music]"
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"So I realized the best way to attract a mall crowd"
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"I had them spray a bunch of knockoff perfume everywhere."
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"We're giving away free ear piercings,"
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"and I had them bring in the water fountain"
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"The mall had all this stuff in one place?"
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"Well, I bumped up our sample stations."
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"Okay, never mind. It was dumb."
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"Oh, the place I said would be good for a double date."
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"So you... you two went, just, uh... just the two of you."
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"the signature dish, serves four."
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"- Great, that sounds fun. - Ugh."
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"Well, I need something that's cash only"
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"And... and it wouldn't be charity."
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"So new subject, please."
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"So, uh, you guys watching"
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""Jersey Shore: Family Vacation"?"
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"I'm not really watching anything."
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"There are so many extra bodies in here,"
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"to turn the thermostat down."
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"No? How?"
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"I mean, we have all this extra mall traffic."
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"Yeah, well, mall people don't buy, they hang."
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"Well, I'm not exactly sure what rousting entails,"
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"Nice, I'll go warm up for the rousting."
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"Sandra, get those kids off the massage chairs."
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"Whatever, there's a bunch of teens in the café."
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"♪ Five-star, gold-plated, VIP ♪"
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"I'm gonna have to ask you..."
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"I just didn't think you'd ever want to hang out at your mom's work."
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"in the parking lot of Tony Rotundo's,"
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"No, no. I-I-I can be cool."
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"You know, there's free samples. It's dumb."
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"You love hummus."
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"Ugh."
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"Oh, I'm not even gonna mention you."
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"Hey, guys."
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"Sounds chill."
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"[laughs] Totally."
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"Wait, is that about me?"
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"[cell phone chimes]"
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"You're okay. You're okay."
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"Trust me, don't look back. It only adds to the shame."
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"It's like America's declared war on public spaces."
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"[laughs]"
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"Wait, really? That's Emma?"
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"What, we're just gonna let her flout the rules?"
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"I haven't gotten to spend much time with her lately."
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"I'm so busy at work."
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"she's just annoyed with me."
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"Like, the other day I said, "You have a lovely smile.""
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"Because your mother has an objectively better smile."
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"[chuckles]"
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"Although, 50 is a lot,"
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"Uh... oh, God."
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"[stammers] Maybe Cher doesn't have a Grammy."
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"- Don't overthink it, Mateo. - Oh, you know what?"
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"Okay, stop second-guessing yourself, Jonah."
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"Oh, um, uh, okay. Um..."
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"Damn it. I needed that money."
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"Oh, my God..."
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"I didn't believe."
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"W-would you like me in the picture?"
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"Ew."
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"Oh, are you Snapchatting that?"
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"This is how it happens."
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"Cheyenne, the Eagles are a really famous band."
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"[gags]"
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"I've never pierced anyone's ears before,"
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"As the manager here,"
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"Just hang on to those in case any employees"
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"Ugh. Lame-Os."
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"I can't. I rode too many horses."
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"I'm an equestrian... a champion equestrian."
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"[cash register beeping]"
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"Okay, I'm officially obsessed with her."
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"I'm gonna give you six minutes to eat, then... five kids,"
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"two bathroom stalls, two minutes per poop..."
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"So, uh, just do whatever."
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"before the store's destroyed."
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"Always penises."
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"Never mind. There they are on the back."
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"That's something."
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"I mean, sometimes people just like who they like, you know?"
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"when I somehow got shoved inside."
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"My cool friends were always nearby"
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"but it was so helpful."
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"Oh, yeah, there's no way he's making that."
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"[exhales deeply]"
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"- Did you guys see that shot? - You didn't meant to?"
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"to trick me into taking your money?"
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"Yes, that's exactly what we were doing,"
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"That's what's important here."
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"So all this was a charity?"
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"Yeah, so, um, thanks"
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"for, like, not being totally weird today."
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"Yeah, no, I mean... pssht..."
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"[snorts] Of course."
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"Like, whatever."
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"Hey, I just confiscated this. It's been filled with bleach."
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"No, Dina, it's going so well with Emma."
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"She just told me that I wasn't being too weird."
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"That said, we need to get them out of here"
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"If I see and happen to recognize Emma,"
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"I will pass that on."
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"Oh, you know."
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"You've got her all like, "Oh, boy, somebody likes me,"
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"I've never met an actual bully in real life."
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"No, you're the bullies."
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"[softly] Oh. No, no, no."
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