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Clips from Peacemaker (2022) - The Choad Less Traveled (S01E01)

"I have to go talk to him."
Peacemaker (2022)
"Do you? Really? Look, we all know what he's done to you."
Peacemaker (2022)
"You don't know shit!"
Peacemaker (2022)
"We do."
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"-It-- it's in your files, Chris. -(SCOFFS)"
Peacemaker (2022)
"It's "Chris" now?"
Peacemaker (2022)
"How he's treated you, your whole life."
Peacemaker (2022)
"What's it say?"
Peacemaker (2022)
"Nothing, just..."
Peacemaker (2022)
"-Okay, he's got his issues, right? -Issues?"
Peacemaker (2022)
"He's a white supremacist who used to dress up"
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"as a supervillain called the White Dragon."
Peacemaker (2022)
"He's not as bad as he seems!"
Peacemaker (2022)
"He thinks people with my color skin are second-class citizens."
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"That's fucked up, okay?"
Peacemaker (2022)
"People change!"
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"And he's actually a good guy inside?"
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"-Yeah. -Well, we all want to believe that our parents are flawed"
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"but innately good, and maybe, usually, that's the case."
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"But not here."
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"Your dad is not a good man!"
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"Not to the world, and especially not to you."
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"He's still family."
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"Chris!"
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"Well, he has to do what he has to do, I guess."
Peacemaker (2022)
"I take it you're Vigilante."
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"-No. -You sound like him."
Peacemaker (2022)
"(GOOFY VOICE) Nope."
Peacemaker (2022)
"It changed from what it was two seconds ago."
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"I was about to cough!"
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"But yeah, this-- this is more my real voice."
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"-Why are you limping? -Snowboarding accident!"
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"Totally unrelated in any way to Vigilante!"
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"I don't even know who Vigilante is!"
Peacemaker (2022)
"Might even be a she, I have no way of knowing."
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"Except that Vigilante's voice sounds like mine, according to you."
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"Which makes me surmise, yeah, maybe it's a he."
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"-(ALL LAUGHING) -That's right."
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"-INMATE 1: No! You? -Yeah, it don't matter!"
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"-Oh, yeah! -INMATE 2: Get the fuck outta here!"
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"-I ain't got no-- -Smith, you got a visitor."
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"(HEAVY THUD)"
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"-(INTERCOM CHATTER) -PEACEMAKER: Dad, listen..."
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"I didn't know anything about this, okay?"
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"The people I'm working with, they did their own thing."
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"They switched your fingerprints for mine."
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"They did what?"
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"I know, it's fucked up, but I had nothing to do with it."
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"They think this is gonna stick?"
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"No. I thi-- I don't know."
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"All I got to do is go to these assholes and say,"
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""Hey, check the fingerprints! They don't match!""
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"I saw you come out of your mother's cooch."
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"I shoulda slit your throat then and there."
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"Come on, Dad!"
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"I never had any feelings for you, not like your brother."
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"Him, I fucking loved. But you?"
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"Well, Dad, maybe I'm a grower..."
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"not a shower."
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"-What? -I don't mean like a dick!"
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"I mean, like, a-- a person, like, a guy,"
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"who you... like more as time goes on."
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"you-- you learn to like."
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"You're comparing yourself to a choad!"
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"Not in a bad way!"
Peacemaker (2022)
"Deep State's got you so twisted up in their agenda"
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"that you're comparing yourself to a little cock."
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"No, this is-- this is the opposite of the Deep State."
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"-Bullshit! -No, Dad, if anything, we're working against the Deep State."
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"I'll make sure I fill the detective in on that."
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"Listen, I can't say much, but..."
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"you don't like illegal aliens?"
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"I'll turn myself in, I swear, as soon as the operation's over."
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"This is bigger than me. It's bigger than you."
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"And I'm just asking, for once, just make the sacrifice."
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"(SCOFFS) You're a rube like you've always been."
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"I'm not letting my own damn son work for them."
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"I'm no rat, but the first chance I get,"
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"I don't mean to be a jerk here, Dad, but technically, that..."
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"exactly makes you a rat."
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"-Technically, just factually-- -Get the fuck out of my sight!"
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"My use for you is over."
Peacemaker (2022)
"You think they'll arrest Peacemaker in there?"
Peacemaker (2022)
"I hope not."
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"He's bogged down by his old man."
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"Chris is."
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"He's a good man..."
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"like you."
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"You think I'm a good man?"
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"Yeah. (SCOFFS)"
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"But his father?"
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"I'd say he's one of the worst people to ever set foot on this planet."
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"Now, Chris..."
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"he has a big heart, so he wants to find something to love there,"
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"And it... kills me..."
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"'cause... I don't think Chris is ever gonna be happy as long as his father's around."
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"go away."
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"I gotta go do something."
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"Okay."
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"Fuck."
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"Where's Vigilante?"
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"Shut up."
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"He had something to do, I don't know."
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"What'd your dad say?"
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"-He said he's gonna rat us out. -(SIGHS)"
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"Have you slept?"
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"-No. -Let me drop you off, then."
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"-Hey! What do we do about-- -Your dad?"
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"-Yeah. -Murn will work it out, it'll be fine."
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"Murn said I gotta keep eyes on Vigilante."
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"LEOTA: Don't worry about it, it'll be fine, too!"
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"-(SIGHS) -♪ (SOMBER MUSIC PLAYING) ♪"
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"You're gonna be all right."
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"(WEAK LAUGH) My dad hates my guts."
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"Everybody hates my guts."
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"I'm a choad, and not the good kind."
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"I don't hate your guts."
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"And I think you're the..."
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"the good kind of choad."
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"Hmm."
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