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Clips from Peacemaker (2022) - The Choad Less Traveled (S01E01)

"You know what? If anything, you should be grateful,"
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"because you would feel really guilty if I gave that guy information"
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"'cause you were too much of a candy-ass to take a little torture."
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"Oh, yeah, I would have been real guilty!"
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"You see, that. That, right there, was angry."
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"No, it wasn't! It was normal."
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"I was-- I was agreeing with you."
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"♪ I don't live too far We could walk down to the park ♪"
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"♪ (SONG FADES) ♪"
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"VIGILANTE: Why does your father have an upside-down American flag on his lawn?"
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"I don't know, dude. It's a Deep State thing."
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"Or your dad is a racist wack job."
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"Oh, yeah? Your dad left your mom for another dude."
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"-Hey! -He did."
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"Yeah, and they're deeply in love."
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"I doubt it. You know, I think he's just pretending to be gay to get away from you."
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"Okay, maybe! But what does that have to do with anything?"
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"I don't know. I thought we were talking about dads."
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"♪ (DEVIOUS MUSIC PLAYING) ♪"
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"(KNOCKING)"
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"(DOOR RATTLING)"
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"Fuck it."
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"Oh, hey, it's you!"
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"TV ANCHOR 1: This is KWUE, your news at noon."
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"TV ANCHOR 2: Chaos at the Evergreen Zoo this morning, as zookeepers report"
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"Charlie, the silverback gorilla, is missing."
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"Zoo officials say they have no idea how the gorilla was stolen--"
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"(KEYPAD BEEPS)"
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"-(FUTURISTIC CHIME) -(WHIRRING)"
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"♪ (OMINOUS MUSIC PLAYING) ♪"
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"VIGILANTE: There are gaps in the armor."
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"-What? -Your dad's White Dragon costume, right?"
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"I thought I told you to wait in the car!"
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"It's a quantum unfolding storage area."
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"It leads to a dimensional nodule outside normal space."
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"Well, I guess your dad's pretty brainy for a racist, to make a place like this."
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"If it walks like a duck, that's all I'm saying."
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"What the fuck's that supposed to mean?"
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"or a duck wearing... some type of human... costume--"
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"I don't know! He's-- he's unable to hide his distinctive walk!"
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"VIGILANTE: How would what happen?"
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"A duck in a human costume?"
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"I guess that's the whole point of the phrase."
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"That, and they could give two shits about their best friend's pinky toe!"
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"Don't push me!"
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"Batman has a coterie of supervillains."
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"-Joker, Riddler, Mad Hatter-- -So what?"
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"You said you were a superhero, like Batman."
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"Do you have a coterie of supervillains?"
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"No, he doesn't."
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"-So, maybe you're not a superhero after all. -(HEAVY THUD)"
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"You wanna know why I don't have a coterie of supervillains?"
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"Why?"
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"My coterie of supervillains is six-feet-fucking-under!"
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"There, you see? Batman doesn't kill people!"
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"-Because he's a pussy! -He's a dark creature of the night!"
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"He's a jackass!"
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"Who wrestles with murderers dressed like clowns and throws them in prison! (LAUGHS)"
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"So they can break out of prison and then murder more people."
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"Riddle me this, how many people you think Batman's indirectly murdered"
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"by being too much of a candy-ass not to kill these fools"
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"who clearly need to be smoked once and for all,"
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"you wrinkly, Sharpei-looking, dementia-infested fuck?"
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"Jesus! I was just trying to make conversation."
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"Fuck it."
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"You're gonna end up in jail with your father soon enough!"
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"What are you talking about?"
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"The only way to get the cops off our tail was to frame my dad for what I did?"
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"It wasn't the plan. It was an impulsive decision."
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"PEACEMAKER: It's my dad, man! Jesus! Did you ever have a fucking dad?"
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"If you want to come back, we can talk about this like adults."
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"No! No! My dad's in jail, I'm going to see him."
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"Smith, I don't think that's wise."
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"You people only fucking care about yourselves anyway!"
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"(CELL PHONE BEEPS)"
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"EMILIA HARCOURT: I don't know where all this money is going."
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"Me?"
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"Yeah, it's probably because you're the one who framed Peacemaker's father."
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"What?"
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"Just, I told you those people weren't best friend material."
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"You were right."
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"Hey, I'm sorry, man, I wasn't more compassionate"
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"about you being tortured and everything."
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"(SIGHS) Aw, get out of here! Are you kidding me? Come on, that's-- that's stupid, dude."
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"Pinky toes aren't that important."
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"Yeah, you were being weird about that."
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"(CHUCKLES) Yeah, I was. Sorry."
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"Hey, do you want me to take you to the jail to see your dad?"
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"Yeah, even though I know he's a racist."
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"Shouldn't you kill him then?"
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"Oh."
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"My dad and I both hate crime."
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"It's the only thing we agree on, and he makes me stuff, okay?"
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"Sure. Yeah, no, I mean, my dad never made me anything."
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"He was too busy off pretending to be gay just to get away from me."
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"-Me? -He trusts you most."
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"I think he trusts Harcourt the most."
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"No, he wants to have sex with Harcourt."
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"He trusts you. He said you were the only one"
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"he was sure wasn't a butterfly."
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"I need you to talk him out of seeing his father."
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"That could screw us in a number of ways."
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"But Amanda Waller insisted you were ready."
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"Prove her right."
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"Well, go."
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"(CHAINS RATTLING)"
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"(GRUNTS)"
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"♪ (MUSIC FADES) ♪"
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"♪ (OMINOUS MUSIC PLAYING) ♪"
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"LEOTA ADEBAYO: Hey, Peacemaker."
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"-Fuck off, Adebayo. -We messed up, we know it."
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"But that doesn't mean you should destroy what we're doing because of it!"
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"-Was it Murn? -LEOTA: No."
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"-Harcourt? -No. Man, I-- I shouldn't say."
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"Economos? Motherfucker! How did he do it?"
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"He changed your car registration for your father's name,"
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"and changed out your fingerprints for his."
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"Why don't they just re-fingerprint him?"
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"They can, but double-checking things isn't exactly protocol."
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"I can't just abandon him in there."
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