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Clips from Taxi - Blind Date (S01E01)

( theme music playing )

"( theme music playing )"

Taxi

Sometimes she gives me Gene Shalit's messages.

"Sometimes she gives me Gene Shalit's messages."

Taxi

with a woman if she wasn't good looking?

"with a woman if she wasn't good looking?"

Taxi

If I was real drunk or something.

"If I was real drunk or something."

Taxi

Yeah. How popular, Louie?

"Yeah. How popular, Louie?"

Taxi

Hey, if Angela should happen to answer

"Hey, if Angela should happen to answer"

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Anything for Shalit?

"Anything for Shalit?"

Taxi

Oh, yeah.

"Oh, yeah."

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He's even better than he sounds.

"He's even better than he sounds."

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Oh, this is Alex.

"Oh, this is Alex."

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2,000 bucks.

"2,000 bucks."

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I've been looking for.

"I've been looking for."

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it's your mother calling.

"it's your mother calling."

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then it's returned to us, free and clear.

"then it's returned to us, free and clear."

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A priest who collected it

"A priest who collected it"

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You've got the record.

"You've got the record."

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a drink or something?

"a drink or something?"

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We don't have to go anywhere if you don't want to.

"We don't have to go anywhere if you don't want to."

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Rich people like anything

"Rich people like anything"

Taxi

( laughter )

"( laughter )"

Taxi

Hey.

"Hey."

Taxi

Nice meeting you, Angela.

"Nice meeting you, Angela."

Taxi

Yeah, so long.

"Yeah, so long."

Taxi

I misjudged you, Louie.

"I misjudged you, Louie."

Taxi

Yeah, sure.

"Yeah, sure."

Taxi

I just want to talk.

"I just want to talk."

Taxi

You don't have to answer.

"You don't have to answer."

Taxi

You could just nod.

"You could just nod."

Taxi

Hey, look, but we, uh... we did have fun

"Hey, look, but we, uh... we did have fun"

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just because you forgot to give me

"just because you forgot to give me"

Taxi

( singing in native language )

"( singing in native language )"

Taxi

Everybody sing.

"Everybody sing."

Taxi

Hey, Bobby...

"Hey, Bobby..."

Taxi

Hey. How come you look so happy?

"Hey. How come you look so happy?"

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You know, this really strange thing happened to me last night.

"You know, this really strange thing happened to me last night."

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I called you up to see if you wanted

"I called you up to see if you wanted"

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to go out for a beer or something

"to go out for a beer or something"

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and you weren't home. Right.

"and you weren't home. Right."

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Named Angela.

"Named Angela."

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Oh, she's terrific.

"Oh, she's terrific."

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My favorite operator.

"My favorite operator."

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You know, I call for my messages,

"You know, I call for my messages,"

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and all the rest of them

"and all the rest of them"

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they just say, "Still nothing."

"they just say, "Still nothing.""

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You know, an actor doesn't like to hear that

"You know, an actor doesn't like to hear that"

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but Angela-- nobody called me--

"but Angela-- nobody called me--"

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she gives me other people's messages.

"she gives me other people's messages."

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Yeah, yeah, she really seemed nice on the phone, you know?

"Yeah, yeah, she really seemed nice on the phone, you know?"

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Oh, unbelievably nice.

"Oh, unbelievably nice."

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LOUIE: Hey, Rieger?

"LOUIE: Hey, Rieger?"

Taxi

Really?

"Really?"

Taxi

Yeah. Gene and me

"Yeah. Gene and me"

Taxi

we use the same service, you know.

"we use the same service, you know."

Taxi

A lot of stars call him.

"A lot of stars call him."

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You know who called him yesterday?

"You know who called him yesterday?"

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Erma Bombeck.

"Erma Bombeck."

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Hey, you ever been out with Angela, Bobby?

"Hey, you ever been out with Angela, Bobby?"

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Angela? From your answering service?

"Angela? From your answering service?"

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Oh, she's a peach.

"Oh, she's a peach."

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One night she and I discussed my boxing career.

"One night she and I discussed my boxing career."

Taxi

You know, we never even met

"You know, we never even met"

Taxi

and still we must have talked for around five minutes.

"and still we must have talked for around five minutes."

Taxi

That's longer than most of your fights last.

"That's longer than most of your fights last."

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Yeah.

"Yeah."

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We talked for a while too.

"We talked for a while too."

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Over an hour.

"Over an hour."

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Wow, an hour? Hold it.

"Wow, an hour? Hold it."

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You tied up my line for an hour?

"You tied up my line for an hour?"

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Alex, I could be getting acting jobs

"Alex, I could be getting acting jobs"

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during that time.

"during that time."

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I sort of forgot about the time.

"I sort of forgot about the time."

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I mean she was so terrific on the phone.

"I mean she was so terrific on the phone."

Taxi

Hey, how come you never thought about asking her out?

"Hey, how come you never thought about asking her out?"

Taxi

Well, I almost asked her out once

"Well, I almost asked her out once"

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but I decided against it, it wasn't worth the risk.

"but I decided against it, it wasn't worth the risk."

Taxi

What risk?

"What risk?"

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She might turn out to be a dog.

"She might turn out to be a dog."

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Oh.

"Oh."

Taxi

Geez.

"Geez."

Taxi

Did you just geez at me, Elaine?

"Did you just geez at me, Elaine?"

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I can't believe you. I mean you wouldn't go out

"I can't believe you. I mean you wouldn't go out"

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Sure, I would.

"Sure, I would."

Taxi

Hey come on, Elaine.

"Hey come on, Elaine."

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Looks matter to women too.

"Looks matter to women too."

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How popular are short, pudgy, ugly men?

"How popular are short, pudgy, ugly men?"

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You know, Bobby

"You know, Bobby"

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I hope someone slams a door on your nose

"I hope someone slams a door on your nose"

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and you sneeze and your head explodes.

"and you sneeze and your head explodes."

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If you had such a good conversation with her, Alex

"If you had such a good conversation with her, Alex"

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why don't you ask her out?

"why don't you ask her out?"

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Well, I'm thinking about it.

"Well, I'm thinking about it."

Taxi

Yeah, well, I got to call for my messages.

"Yeah, well, I got to call for my messages."

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should I...

"should I..."

Taxi

No.

"No."

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All right, whatever, but you better move fast.

"All right, whatever, but you better move fast."

Taxi

Why?

"Why?"

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So you can tell me what she's like.

"So you can tell me what she's like."

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Hi.

"Hi."

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Any for Wheeler, 131?

"Any for Wheeler, 131?"

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Hey, Angela, how'd you like talking to my friend, Alex?

"Hey, Angela, how'd you like talking to my friend, Alex?"

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Sure. I'll describe him to you.

"Sure. I'll describe him to you."

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Before Bobby gets cute, I, uh...

"Before Bobby gets cute, I, uh..."

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Oh, yeah?

"Oh, yeah?"

Taxi

Yeah, I remember your voice, too

"Yeah, I remember your voice, too"

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even though I knew it was you.

"even though I knew it was you."

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I mean, even if I didn't know it was you

"I mean, even if I didn't know it was you"

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and I heard your voice, I would know it was you.

"and I heard your voice, I would know it was you."

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You want to go out with me?

"You want to go out with me?"

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Smooth, Alex.

"Smooth, Alex."

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Would you get out of here?

"Would you get out of here?"

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Oh, boy.

"Oh, boy."

Taxi

What, "Oh, boy?"

"What, "Oh, boy?""

Taxi

What you got there, Latka?

"What you got there, Latka?"

Taxi

( speaking native language )

"( speaking native language )"

Taxi

Okay, okay, Latka.

"Okay, okay, Latka."

Taxi

Shh! Slow down, okay?

"Shh! Slow down, okay?"

Taxi

Slow down.

"Slow down."

Taxi

Okay.

"Okay."

Taxi

( speaking native language slowly )

"( speaking native language slowly )"

Taxi

You found it on the back seat.

"You found it on the back seat."

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