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Clips from The Golden Girls - End of the Curse (S02E02)

"- Who, Blanche? - A few people."
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"How many is a few?"
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"Two?"
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"Three?"
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"Do we hear four?"
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"That was more like a ten-day two-week span."
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"For me, that's a lifetime span."
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"Not even."
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"You realise I'll be 65 when this child graduates high school?"
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"Try 70."
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"I'll be the oldest mother."
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"My body won't recover this time."
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"It barely did last time."
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"This is too depressing. I'm going back to bed."
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"A baby."
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"She's gonna have a baby."
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"She can name it after its father, Rick Joe Bob Don Dave."
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"We've done everything to get them in the mood."
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"Music, soft lighting. What else can we do?"
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"Leave them alone. You're always here, looking. It's sick."
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"You call at lunchtime. Sophia, go take a look."
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"- They need an aphrodisiac. - An African what?"
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"An aphrodisiac. It's a substance that makes you feel sexy."
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"Really? Like what?"
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"- Like Spanish fly. - Spanish flies?"
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"Fly. Fly, Rose. One fly."
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"Come on, Dorothy. I've been to Spain."
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"It's not the cleanest country in the world."
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"They got thousands of flies. Valencia alone..."
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"It is not a fly, Rose."
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"- Spanish fly is not a fly? - It's a beetle."
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"- How do they know it's Spanish? - It wears a little sombrero."
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"Why don't they just call it a beetle, Spanish beetle?"
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"Because they call it Spanish fly."
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"- What do they call their flies? - I don't care, Rose. Forget it."
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"I don't care. The minks can sit there and we'll lose our money."
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"You're really touchy about these Spanish flies, aren't you?"
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"Blanche, what did the doctor say?"
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"Blanche? What happened?"
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"- Blanche? - She's in there."
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"Really, Columbo?"
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"Yes."
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"- Blanche, come on. - What did the doctor say?"
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"- The worst thing. - Oh, no, honey."
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"It's not. It's OK. The baby's gonna be fine."
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"You'll have amniocentesis, and the baby will be fine."
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"We'll help you. The baby will have three mothers."
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"It'll be fun. We can take turns feeding him, waking up with him."
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"I can do the car pools for school."
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"Minnesota. Are you crazy, Rose? This kid is going to Harvard."
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"Oh, Dorothy. Those Ivy League schools are so snotty with those preppy people."
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"- Minnesota has a nice mix. - Of cattle, maybe."
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"- This boy goes to Harvard. - Who says? We'll vote."
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"Nobody is going to vote for Minnesota over Harvard, Rose."
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"- Oh, really? - He's not going anywhere."
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"- It's a girl? - Neither. I'm not pregnant."
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"It's worse. It's much worse."
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"- Blanche, what is it? - My life is over."
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"I'm sorry for thinking all those bad things about you"
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"when I thought you were pregnant."
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"Like what a slut you were for having all those men."
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"The things only a tramp would do."
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"But now that you're dying, please forgive me, I didn't know."
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"I am not dying, but I might as well be."
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"It's menopause. As far as I'm concerned, this is the end of my life."
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"I don't know why I'm seeing a psychiatrist."
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"Because you haven't gotten out of bed all week."
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"You don't eat or sleep, just cry. You see him or we do."
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"Because you're having lunch at Wolfie's after."
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"See him? Total fruitcake. We're talking serial murderer."
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"When somebody tries to murder his cereal, he should see a psychiatrist."
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"Don't talk for the rest of the afternoon."
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"Ma, perfectly normal people see psychiatrists."
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"It's like talking to an old, knowledgeable, good friend."
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"If that was the case, they wouldn't call them psychiatrists."
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"Psychiatrists means "psych". For psycho."
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"- It does not. - She's right."
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"I'm not staying. He'll think I'm crazy cos why else would I be here?"
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"- Blanche. - Take your hands off me."
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"I won't talk to a perfect stranger who thinks I'm crazy and reveal my secrets."
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"I won't do it. I can't."
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"- Blanche Deveraux. - Oh, my God."
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"You go on, honey. We'll be right here."
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"See him? Banana boat time. He's talking to himself."
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"He is not. He's wearing dentures and they keep slipping."
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"Sure, right."
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"Excuse me, sir, are you talking to yourself?"
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"Franwok is talking to me."
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"He's my Martian friend who landed his spacecraft in my yard."
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"See you at Wolfie's."
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"But why is your life over?"
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"Because it is. Because it means I'm old."
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"It means I'm not a real woman anymore."
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"It really means you can no longer bear children."
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"It means much more than that."
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"I just don't know how it happened."
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"Only yesterday, I was Magnolia Queen."
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"I remember my Aunt Lynette going crazy about that time,"
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"my mother saying in a hushed voice, "She's going through the change.""
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"I thought, "Poor Aunt Lynette having to go through this change thing.""
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"I had no idea what it was, but I knew it was never going to happen to me."
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"You're Blanche, and all that's happening is a biological process,"
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"It means more than that. Much more."
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"I can't even believe I'm really here. At this point in my life,"
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"I can't believe we're having this conversation about me."
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"It's hard for you to accept."
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"Nobody in my family has ever seen a psychiatrist."
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"Except, of course, when they were institutionalised."
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"It's just so awful."
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"But you're a man. You wouldn't understand."
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"Why wouldn't I understand?"
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"You don't get old and lose your appeal the way women do."
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"Cary Grant can have any woman he wants in his 80s. Show me a woman like that."
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"It's not just menopause. It's what it represents to you."
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"- Growing older. - Yes."
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"Representing a loss of attractiveness."
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"Yes."
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"Now my only hope is to become an intellectual and find a retired Jew."
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"Blanche, you have to change your thinking."
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"You have to find all the other things you are,"
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