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Clips from The Golden Girls - Job Hunting (S01E01)

"And if you threw a party"
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""Thank God, the water's here!""
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"Tell me, will it take long? You know, you're reading my Newsweek."
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"- Here, phone messages. - Oh, thank you, Sophia."
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"Oh, I know it. You're right. It's just terrible."
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"But Rose, honey, you have your own problems."
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"During."
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"...until nine months later when the baby came."
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"I waited till my wedding night."
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"That night under the dogwood trees,"
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"How could I? I mean, it always seemed to happen before I was in the room."
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"Maybe you don't want to pinch an inch, but I do."
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"They have that old fashioned root beer..."
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"Thank you for being a friend"
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"Traveled down the road and back again"
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"Your heart is true"
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"You're a pal and a confidante"
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"Invited everyone you knew"
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"And the card attached would say"
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""Thank you for being a friend""
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"We're out of pepperoni! I'm starving, and we're out of pepperoni!"
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"I'm sorry, Sophia. Would you like some celery stuffed with cottage cheese?"
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"I can't eat cottage cheese. It repeats on me."
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"Hello, hello. Hi, Blanche. How are you, sweet Mother?"
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"- We're out of pepperoni! - Did you call Dan Rather?"
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"- I'm starving. - I defrosted some chicken."
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"- We'll eat in half an hour. - I can't eat chicken. It repeats on me."
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"Ma, you don't have to make excuses. If you don't want chicken,"
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"- just say "I don't want chicken. " - I don't want chicken."
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"- Good. - It repeats on me."
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"I want pepperoni."
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"Blanche, Blanche, would you like some broiled chicken?"
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"Oh, no, thank you. I'm having a raw vegetable plate."
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"You probably haven't noticed, but I've put on three pounds."
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"On each side."
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"I used to have a waist just like Scarlett O'Hara."
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"Well, you know that girl had an 18-inch waistline."
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"Blanche, that girl and her waistline were fiction."
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"It's terrible, just terrible. I am so upset!"
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"Rose, Rose. Honey, sit down. Sweetheart, tell us all about it."
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"Ma, would you get Rose some water?"
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"What is she gonna do with water?"
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"Has water ever made you feel better when you were upset?"
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"Have you ever heard anyone say,"
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"Call me when dinner is ready."
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"I'm fine, don't worry about me. It's all those other people."
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"Was there some kind of accident? No, don't tell me, if I get upset I'll eat!"
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"- What happened, Rose? - They closed the center."
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"- Not your Grief Counseling Center? - No, the Kennedy Space Center."
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"She wanted to be the first Lutheran on the moon."
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"- Rose, you're out of a job! - Well, I can't worry about that now."
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"Well, sure you can, honey. I'll help you - food, clothing, shelter."
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"Oh come on, it's not that serious."
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"Yes, it could be. Rose, you and I are in the same boat."
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"If we miss a couple of paychecks, we are in big trouble."
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"Thank God I had the foresight to marry money."
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"Tramp!"
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"Dorothy, my main concern is making sure"
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"those miserable people can find other sources of help."
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"Then I'll get a job. I'm dependable, friendly, loyal, eager."
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"That's great. If she learns to catch a Frisbee in her teeth,"
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"- she can get work as a golden retriever. - Oh."
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"Hello."
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"Hello."
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"- I'm Dorothy. - Milton."
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"- Oh, pleased to meet you, Milton. - Likewise."
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"- I live here. - Oh."
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"You don't."
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"- I live over on Dorado. - Ah."
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"It's about a 20-minute walk... but I usually take the bus."
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"Are you waiting for one now?"
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"No, I'm learning to get in touch with my emotions."
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"Oh, I'm sorry."
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"Oh, Dorothy, I see you met Milton."
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"Oh, yes. We were just getting acquainted."
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"Dump him, Rose. He's driftwood."
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"Oh, no, Dorothy. Milton's from the center."
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"His partner ran off with his wife and all the money from the business."
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"Oh, Milton, I'm sorry. Keep the Newsweek."
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"Here's the address of a private counseling service,"
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"In the meantime, my number's down there."
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"Now, don't hesitate to call anytime, day or night."
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"- Thanks again, Rose. - Oh, you're welcome, Milton."
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"- You let me know how it works out. - I certainly will."
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"- And no more tears. - All right. Bye."
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"He's such a royal pain in the butt..."
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"...but it's all part of my job."
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"You don't have a job, remember?"
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"I haven't forgotten, Dorothy. I've just been too busy to start looking."
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"You haven't even started looking?"
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"Don't worry, will you? I will get a job. There's always a job for people"
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"who aren't afraid of hard work. That's what my father used to say."
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"He was talking about milking cows in Minnesota!"
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"If you have to go out tomorrow, ask those crybabies"
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"not to call during The Young and the Restless."
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"Mr. Viner's depressed."
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"Mrs. Gibson's despondent."
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"Mr. Duvalier's been deported."
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"- Why, oh, why, can't grief take a holiday? - Oh, it does, Rose, it does."
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"Eventually, it comes to Miami like everyone else."
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"Oh, my God. I don't believe it!"
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"Barry Glick is in town."
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"Oh, I haven't seen him since high school."
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"Barry Glick! Ma, Ma, look, look - Barry Glick!"
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"Oh boy, did I have the hots for him!"
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"He says he wants to get together next week!"
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"- You're gonna see him? - See him?"
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"If he's within 50 pounds of where he used to be, I'm going to marry him!"
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"Oh, Barry Glick."
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"Oh, and Mrs. Montez found her cat. I'll bet she's happy, too."
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"Not exactly. She found it under a Jeep Wagoneer."
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"Rose! Rose!"
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"Rose, will you wake up? You have a call."
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"Is it time to milk the cows, Daddy?"
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"No, kitten. You have a phone call."
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"What did you say, Dorothy?"
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"You have a phone call."
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"It's your friend, Milton."
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"Well, you told him to call day or night."
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"I didn't mean it. It's an expression, like "Laugh and the world laughs with you. ""
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