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Clips from Knight Rider - Slammin' Sammy's Stunt Show Spectacular (S01E01)

"All right. Look. Either you get the stars,"
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"or get painted red, white and blue like all the other cars."
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"- Now which is it? - Keep pasting, Michael. Please keep pasting."
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"Ladies and gentlemen, one of our drivers will now try..."
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"a jump over two moving vehicles."
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"A stunt that has been attempted dozens of times..."
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"by various driving legends,"
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"and they've all been unsuccessful."
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"We are about to see stunt driving history..."
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"or witness one hell of a wreck.!"
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"All we can say is good luck to Mike.!"
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"- Sure we can do this, huh? - The chances of successful completion are somewhat less that optimum."
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"What? Why didn't you tell me that before?"
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"Would it have made any difference? Well, l..."
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"After all, you're the expert on showstoppers, as I think you call them."
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"All I have to do is all the work, take the punishment,"
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"the abuse of my circuitry, the..."
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"Not now, KITT. Not now."
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"[Cheering, Whistling]"
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"[Cheering Continues] Thank you! Thank you!"
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"**[Fanfare]"
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"That's some kind of driving, kid. I couldn't have done better myself. Thanks, Sammy."
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"Gimme a couple of days for a little publicity, we'll really pack 'em in."
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"You got it."
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"You really turned this whole show around, Michael."
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"You know, for a guy who never drove professionally before, you're incredible."
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"That was a business kiss, not a social one."
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"That was a social one."
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"Hey. How ya doing?"
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"Name's Bill Gordon, and that was some fantastic stunt you just pulled off. Thanks. Thanks a lot."
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"You know, a guy like you could go a long way in this business."
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"Think so, huh? Oh, yeah."
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"How would you like to be making, say, 50 times what you're making right now?"
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"Keep talking. I represent a large corporation,"
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"and I think a man with your ability definitely has a place in our company."
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"Well, maybe we got something to talk about after all."
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"Fine. Fine. Well, let's you and me take a walk... No, no. Not you and me."
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"Me and the guy you work for."
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"[Sighs] I don't know about that. Yeah? Well, I do."
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"If I'm as valuable an asset as you say I am, I don't deal below top dog."
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"So you touch home base with that and, uh, let me know."
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"[Devon] Yes. I understand completely, Mr. Prime Minister,"
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"and of course, you're quite right."
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"Uh, as Henry Kissinger once said,"
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""Even paranoids have real enemies.""
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"No, he wasn't making a joke."
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"He was being funny, but there is a difference."
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"Uh, yes. All right. I'm sure that by the time the meeting convenes next month,"
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"the whole thing will have been worked out."
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"Uh, yes. See you. See you very soon."
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"Good-bye."
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"Sorry about that. He's the most insecure man I've ever met."
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"How he managed to get himself elected in the first place..."
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"is one of those insoluble political mysteries."
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"Well, back to, uh, the business at hand."
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"You were saying?"
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"I think they've finally taken the bait."
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"Oh? And what leads you to that assumption?"
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"I was approached with an offer I'm not supposed to be able to refuse."
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"And, of course, you didn't."
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"No, I did. Why?"
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"Well, I'm holding out for a one-on-one with the top dog, Mr. Blake himself."
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"And precisely what is he supposed to do, confess all?"
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"Well, that depends on exactly how badly he wants to buy me off."
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"- Well, let's hope you're right. - Meaning?"
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"Meaning that if he's that worried about you,"
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"there are cheaper and easier ways to solve his problem."
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"Like... terminating with extreme prejudice."
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"Yes. That's exactly what I mean."
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"Yeah."
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"[Blake] Yes, that's exactly what I mean."
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"Waste him. You sure you want to go that far?"
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"You offered him money, right? Yeah."
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"Any two-bit stunt driver would have grabbed at it."
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"But not him. He wants a face-to-face with me. Why?"
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"I don't know, Mr. Blake."
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"And I don't care."
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"I don't know who he is or what he wants, but nobody, and I mean nobody, gets to me direct."
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"That's what I pay you for... to run interference."
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"Now, he doesn't wanna play ball with you, that's fine."
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"He doesn't get to play ball at all. You take care of him."
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"Quietly."
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"No, not quietly. Noisy. Big and noisy."
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"So you see he has an accident, a nice fatal accident..."
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"a really for real showstopper, if you get my point."
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"[Laughing]"
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"[Lisa] Hey.! Whoo."
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"I tell you, this stunt driving stuff is real thirsty work."
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"Ah, it's all that dust, kid."
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"I've been eating it for damn near 40 years now,"
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"and that's a long time to be living on burned rubber and carbon monoxide."
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"Yeah? I always thought this was a young man's game."
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"Oh, what do you mean "young man's game?" [Chuckles]"
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"That's only 'cause being crazy and cautious at the same time is a very rare combination."
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"Like the pilots used to say. "There's old pilots and there's bold pilots,"
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"but there's damn few old, bold pilots.""
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"[Chuckles] Dad, why don't you just pack it in?"
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"Do what, sit around, wait to die? This is the only life I know, the only life I want."
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"Yeah, but, Sammy, if you sold out... I mean, after all, this place has gotta be worth a chunk of money."
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"Yeah. It almost all belongs to the bank too."
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"Do I look crazy or something?"
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"You think if I wasn't up to my eyeballs in hock I wouldn't do something about this place..."
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"like fixing up that whole section over there?"
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"- Yeah. I see what you mean. - Now, that's the whole problem, Dad."
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"Even when things are going great, we're still just barely getting by."
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"Now, listen. All I have in this world, all I have to leave you and Mark is this place!"
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"And maybe you two can do better with it than I have,"
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"but it's gonna be here for you to try, okay?"
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"Okay. Besides,"
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"another couple of weeks, the way Michael's act is drawing, I'll be home free."
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"Yeah. I don't know why a driver as good as you are..."
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"is willing to settle for a little two-bit operation like ours,"
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"but believe me, Lisa, Mark and me..."
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"really, really appreciate what you've been doing for us."
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"That's okay. Let's just say it was my pleasure to help."
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"Wait a minute. You figure you owe me one, right? Right. Name your price."
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"Let Mark perform tomorrow."
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"[Giggles]"
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"[Laughing]"
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"Okay. Okay. Okay."
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