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Clips from Knight Rider - Slammin' Sammy's Stunt Show Spectacular (S01E01)

"Three reasons. One, we need a temporary replacement for you."
Knight Rider
"Two, he's not bad for an amateur. And three, hey, no one else is applying for the job."
Knight Rider
"All right, all right."
Knight Rider
"- So you wanna drive for me, huh? - Yes, sir. That's the idea."
Knight Rider
"All right. Then show me something... something interesting."
Knight Rider
"All right. What would you like to see?"
Knight Rider
"- Oh, uh, how about a little skiing? - What's "skiing"?"
Knight Rider
"[Sighs] "What's skiing?""
Knight Rider
"See what I mean?"
Knight Rider
"That's, uh, driving on two wheels."
Knight Rider
"Two wheels. Which ones, right or left?"
Knight Rider
"[Sighs] Oh. Your choice."
Knight Rider
"Or better still, why not try it both ways?"
Knight Rider
"Both ways. [Snaps Fingers] Gotcha."
Knight Rider
"[Sighs] Hey, Dad. That's not really fair."
Knight Rider
"Probably nobody can do it both ways."
Knight Rider
"Aw, let him find it out for himself..."
Knight Rider
"the hard way."
Knight Rider
"Ahhh. I guess this time we better pull out a few stops."
Knight Rider
"Sammy's not gonna be an easy audience. I'm yours to command, Michael."
Knight Rider
"Anything you can think of, I'm sure I can perform."
Knight Rider
"You know, I sure do admire your modesty."
Knight Rider
"Modesty is a state of mind, Michael. I only deal in facts."
Knight Rider
"[Engine Revving]"
Knight Rider
"[KITT] Is this impressive enough? Let's hope so."
Knight Rider
"[Laughs] What'd I tell you?"
Knight Rider
"There, Dad. Did you ever see anyone do that both ways before?"
Knight Rider
"Like that? Not bad. Not too bad."
Knight Rider
"Oh, don't let him kid you. You were great, just great. Thanks."
Knight Rider
"Well, Sammy? Let's you and me go up to the office..."
Knight Rider
"and talk about how much I'm going to underpay you."
Knight Rider
"All right."
Knight Rider
"[Man] Nicejob, Gordon."
Knight Rider
"We'll get that place by the end of the month. It's $5 million, cool profit."
Knight Rider
"Thank you, sir."
Knight Rider
"With Sammy out of action, we oughta be able to take him over in about three more weeks."
Knight Rider
"I sure hope so, Mr. Blake."
Knight Rider
"Well, you sound like there might be a problem."
Knight Rider
"Well, last week the show was just hanging on."
Knight Rider
"Then after Sammy's accident, the audience dried up just as we expected it would, sir."
Knight Rider
"But... I don't need the details, Gordon."
Knight Rider
"Just give me the broad strokes."
Knight Rider
"Sammy's got himself a new driver, sir."
Knight Rider
"Doesn't matter. Sammy's the show. Without him, they're dead."
Knight Rider
"What if the new guy's good?"
Knight Rider
"I expect you to handle it, Gordon."
Knight Rider
"If you don't, I'll find someone who will."
Knight Rider
"Do you understand? Yes. Of course, Mr. Blake."
Knight Rider
"Good. Now get going."
Knight Rider
"By the side door, if you don't mind."
Knight Rider
"Yes, sir."
Knight Rider
"[Creaking] [Grunts]"
Knight Rider
"Hey."
Knight Rider
"Hey!"
Knight Rider
"[Ratcheting Noises]"
Knight Rider
"- Aaah. - If I were you, buddy,"
Knight Rider
"I'd get out of there before you get yourself trapped."
Knight Rider
"Who said that?"
Knight Rider
"Really. Some people are simply too much."
Knight Rider
"[Michael] Now, that they've tried to sabotage you,"
Knight Rider
"you know we must've stirred something up."
Knight Rider
"Michael, I must confess I have a difficult time..."
Knight Rider
"computing the logic of this sport, as you insist on calling it."
Knight Rider
"- Why? - On a mathematical basis,"
Knight Rider
"these so-called "stunts" do present a slight challenge,"
Knight Rider
"but it seems a somewhat pointless and rather dangerous activity."
Knight Rider
"- KITT, that's not the point. - Then what is the point?"
Knight Rider
"People pay money to see the stunts."
Knight Rider
"Without money, Sammy's show is going down the drain."
Knight Rider
"I see. Well, Michael, if our object is to save this enterprise,"
Knight Rider
"we'd best come up with something quite exceptional."
Knight Rider
"- That seems logical. - What else would it be?"
Knight Rider
"Now that we've got that settled, what would you suggest we do?"
Knight Rider
"How would I know? You're talking show business,"
Knight Rider
"and that's completely outside the scope of any known system of logic."
Knight Rider
"- You know, what, KITT? - What, Michael?"
Knight Rider
"Sometimes you're no help at all."
Knight Rider
"You sure do understand your capabilities."
Knight Rider
"Of course I do. But you are the best judge of what will turn people on, as they say."
Knight Rider
"I'm afraid this time the ball is in your court, as they also say."
Knight Rider
"Whoa! Yeah! [Laughing]"
Knight Rider
"[Tires Screeching] Hi, kid. Hi, Sammy."
Knight Rider
"I'm telling you, we're gonna have a good show this week."
Knight Rider
"Yeah. [Sighs]"
Knight Rider
"You know, I've been watching you, Michael,"
Knight Rider
"You're good, real good."
Knight Rider
"Thanks, Sammy."
Knight Rider
"What we really need, though, is a showstopper."
Knight Rider
"Yeah. I've been thinking about that. How would you feel about me doing the finale?"
Knight Rider
"My stunt? Ohhh. No way you can do that blind."
Knight Rider
"Maybe in a year or two, but..."
Knight Rider
"Well, do I have to do it blind?"
Knight Rider
"Kid, I'll level with you. Without the blind finish, the act is nowhere."
Knight Rider
"As a matter of fact, the whole show isn't really all that much... not these days."
Knight Rider
"No, the blind bit's the only thing keeping us in business..."
Knight Rider
"and that just barely."
Knight Rider
"What do you think about a jump over a car and a truck?"
Knight Rider
"Humph. Big deal."
Knight Rider
"I jump four trucks just for a buildup."
Knight Rider
"Yeah, but not while they're moving in the same direction."
Knight Rider
"Ohhh, no, no, no."
Knight Rider
"No, forget that. That's impossible. I know I can do it."
Knight Rider
"Oh, the ramp is simple enough, but you couldn't build up enough speed. How about letting me try?"
Knight Rider
"All you'll end up doing is wrecking a car and maybe yourself. I'll use my car."
Knight Rider
"[Sighs] All right."
Knight Rider
"If you're that determined, give it a try at practice tomorrow. What about the finale this afternoon?"
Knight Rider
"You said you needed a showstopper, didn't you? Well, yeah, but l..."
Knight Rider
"[Sighs]"
Knight Rider
"[Exhales Deeply]"
Knight Rider
"Okay, kid, but it's your neck. Okay! Okay, thanks!"
Knight Rider
"**[Loudspeakers: Rockabilly]"
Knight Rider
"Ahhh. There you go, KITT."
Knight Rider
"You're starting to look pretty nifty there, buddy."
Knight Rider
"Really, Michael. Is all this garishness really necessary?"
Knight Rider
"Of course it is. We're in show business now."
Knight Rider
"You're gonna be a star. It'll be more appropriate."
Knight Rider
"Really? But still, I fail to understand how these stars enhance my functional capabilities."
Knight Rider
"- That's not the point. - Then exactly what is the point?"
Knight Rider
"I don't think I can explain it so you'd understand."
Knight Rider
"Very weak reasoning."
Knight Rider
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