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Clips from Knight Rider - Slammin' Sammy's Stunt Show Spectacular (S01E01)

"Seems to me you're short a driver for a while."
Knight Rider
"Think you can replace my Dad?"
Knight Rider
"I got a real smart car."
Knight Rider
"How much longer are you going to insist on reveling in chaos and destruction?"
Knight Rider
"It's a tough world out there, Devon."
Knight Rider
"I don't know who he is or what he wants. You see he has a nice, fatal accident."
Knight Rider
"Michael, we're not at speed for this maneuver. Michael."
Knight Rider
"[Man] Knight Rider, a shadowy flight into the dangerous world of a man..."
Knight Rider
"who does not exist."
Knight Rider
"Michael Knight, a young loner..."
Knight Rider
"on a crusade to champion the cause of the innocent,"
Knight Rider
"the helpless, the powerless,"
Knight Rider
"in a world of criminals who operate above the law."
Knight Rider
"[KITT] Michael, do you know why Mr. Miles has sent for us?"
Knight Rider
"No, I don't know, but since we don't have an extensive social relationship,"
Knight Rider
"it's probably to brief me on another mission."
Knight Rider
"Brief you?"
Knight Rider
"Oh, sorry. I meant us. Thank you."
Knight Rider
"You know, for a collection of microprocessors, you're awfully touchy."
Knight Rider
"Wrong. It's just that my circuits function better when we operate in a reality mode."
Knight Rider
"- KITT. - Yes, Michael?"
Knight Rider
"Just keep driving."
Knight Rider
"Good. This sucker will make my quota."
Knight Rider
"[Siren]"
Knight Rider
"[Siren Continues]"
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"[Siren Continues]"
Knight Rider
"You sure you're doing only 55?"
Knight Rider
"Of course I am. Look at the readout yourself."
Knight Rider
"Yeah, well, then why is that cop chasing us?"
Knight Rider
"I wouldn't know. After all, I'm a computer, not a psychic."
Knight Rider
"However, I would strongly suspect the officer behind us..."
Knight Rider
"may be trying to meet his daily ticket quota in a somewhat irregular manner."
Knight Rider
"Well, one thing's for sure. Bum rap or not, I'm not taking any citation for your driving."
Knight Rider
"I see. Well, listening to you explain that to the police officer should be quite fascinating."
Knight Rider
"It's only five miles to the county line. Let's hit the turbo."
Knight Rider
"Very good thinking, Michael."
Knight Rider
"Whence croquet sprang to benefit the Earth,"
Knight Rider
"what happy garden gave this pastime birth?"
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"[Snaps Fingers] Devon, don't let anyone tell you differently:"
Knight Rider
"You are a little strange."
Knight Rider
"This is a game of gentlemen, of serenity,"
Knight Rider
"of Charles II and Samuel Pepys."
Knight Rider
"Know them?"
Knight Rider
"Only by reputation, and from what I understand,"
Knight Rider
"they spent most of their spare time in bed."
Knight Rider
"Oh, trust you to take the poetry out of poetry."
Knight Rider
"Now, to business. Yes."
Knight Rider
"Twelve years ago, a fellow named Sammy Phillips bought a racetrack."
Knight Rider
"Yeah. It's called "Slammin' Sammy's Super Stunt Show Spectacular.""
Knight Rider
"- Uh, don't ask me to say that again. - I wouldn't dream of it."
Knight Rider
"Devon, I've seen the guy perform. He is incredible."
Knight Rider
"Unfortunately, Sammy's show may be closing shortly."
Knight Rider
"Why? For some months now, the Foundation's computers..."
Knight Rider
"have been tracing the movements of a fellow named Lawrence Blake."
Knight Rider
"One of Blake's favorite tricks is to pick up second mortgages on marginal businesses."
Knight Rider
"What's wrong with that? Nothing on the face of it."
Knight Rider
"The interesting thing is that once the mortgage has been acquired,"
Knight Rider
"the business in question suffers an unexpected misfortune and folds."
Knight Rider
"- And Blake picks up the property for a song. - Exactly."
Knight Rider
"And something tells me Blake just picked up Sammy's second mortgage, right?"
Knight Rider
"Oh. Very perceptive today, Michael."
Knight Rider
"And you figure that maybe I can stop him..."
Knight Rider
"before he does something nasty to Sammy or his stunt show."
Knight Rider
"Exactly. Or better still, catch him in the act."
Knight Rider
"Blake is long overdue to be put away for a bit."
Knight Rider
"- It'll be a pleasure. - Oh, any thoughts?"
Knight Rider
"No, but I'll think of something."
Knight Rider
"Michael, don't forget to clear it first."
Knight Rider
"Now, don't go getting any anxiety attacks here, Devon."
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"- Trust me, will ya? - Do I have a choice?"
Knight Rider
"Do I ever have a choice? [Telephone Ringing]"
Knight Rider
"Hello. Oh, yes. I certainly will."
Knight Rider
"Bonnie's ready for you. Ohhh. I only wish that meant what it sounded like."
Knight Rider
"Always was a kid's game to me."
Knight Rider
"[Birds Chirping]"
Knight Rider
"Hey, Dad. Listen. I just worked out a really great stunt."
Knight Rider
"I'm on my motorcycle, see, and I do a headstand..."
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"Mark, I have enough problems here without you splattering yourself all over the track."
Knight Rider
"But I've been practicing, Dad. L... I can do things on my bike as good as anybody."
Knight Rider
"I said, "No.""
Knight Rider
"You're never gonna give me a chance, are you?"
Knight Rider
"I didn't say that. When you're ready. But I am ready, Dad."
Knight Rider
"I got my routine down pat."
Knight Rider
"Mark, your technique is fine. You're just too eager, that's all."
Knight Rider
"And in this line of work, enthusiasm can get you killed."
Knight Rider
"A little more maturity is all you need."
Knight Rider
"Now, just be patient, okay?"
Knight Rider
"Now, go on. Gas up my car before the show."
Knight Rider
"Oh, big deal! Hi, Mark."
Knight Rider
"Let me guess. He wants to perform on his motorcycle."
Knight Rider
"Kids. He is getting real good, Dad."
Knight Rider
"Look. Like I told him, not now, okay?"
Knight Rider
"- Well, what's with you? - Oh, nothing. Nothing at all."
Knight Rider
"We're just barely breaking even here."
Knight Rider
"I got 500 condemned seats out there..."
Knight Rider
"that I can't use until the stands are fixed."
Knight Rider
"I got no money to pay for it. So the last thing I feel like talking about is Mark,"
Knight Rider
"who wants to be a star even if he kills himself doing it!"
Knight Rider
"Ugghhh."
Knight Rider
"I'm sorry, Lisa. I guess I'm just a crotchety old man who should be put out to pasture."
Knight Rider
"Tsk. Knowing you, you'd probably try to work up a stunt show with the cows."
Knight Rider
"Nah. They're too slow."
Knight Rider
"Lisa. You promised we'd rehearse the new routine today."
Knight Rider
"Not now, Mario."
Knight Rider
"Afraid to be alone with me, huh?"
Knight Rider
"Mario, you've really gotta stop watching soap operas."
Knight Rider
"Go find one of your groupies. I'll catch you later."
Knight Rider
"[KITT] Yes, Bonnie. That should be a perfect calibration."
Knight Rider
"Then that's it, KITT."
Knight Rider
"You should be functioning flawlessly..."
Knight Rider
"at least until that nut starts abusing you."
Knight Rider
"Thanks a lot."
Knight Rider
"Speak of the devil. I've made a few additions to KITT."
Knight Rider
"Oh, yeah? Like what?"
Knight Rider
"KITT is now equipped to oxygenate the interior upon command."
Knight Rider
"Oh, that should be great for the morning after. [Chuckles]"
Knight Rider
"Funny."
Knight Rider
"I've also increased the booster power by about 25%,"
Knight Rider
"so keep that in mind when you switch to alternate power."
Knight Rider
"I will. I will."
Knight Rider
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