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Clips from Knight Rider - Inside Out (S01E01)

"You've had it, turkey."
Knight Rider
"Hold it, Thompson. Stay put."
Knight Rider
"He tends to be a little impulsive."
Knight Rider
"I'm nobody's employee, Colonel. I'm a professional for hire."
Knight Rider
"This little kangaroo court of yours is gonna cost you an extra 10 grand."
Knight Rider
"Hey! Nobody, I mean nobody shakes down the colonel."
Knight Rider
"Thompson. I think I'm capable of handling this matter."
Knight Rider
"We have a contract. The price was set."
Knight Rider
"And dance lessons weren't a part of it."
Knight Rider
"I get another 10,000, or you get yourself another man."
Knight Rider
"[Sighs]"
Knight Rider
"Very well."
Knight Rider
"Linda, show our, uh, driver to his quarters."
Knight Rider
"Colonel, are we gonna buy this bunch of lies?"
Knight Rider
"Thompson, we are trying to get Mr. Dugan into the team spirit,"
Knight Rider
"and I would appreciate it if you would show some."
Knight Rider
"And get yourself a towel."
Knight Rider
"In here."
Knight Rider
"This is your room."
Knight Rider
"Workout clothes are in here. If they don't fit, please speak up."
Knight Rider
"And wake up is at 6:00 a.m."
Knight Rider
"Sure you don't mean 0600 hours? I see you've heard about the colonel."
Knight Rider
"I heard he doesn't know he's been retired."
Knight Rider
"What's with all this West Point stuff?"
Knight Rider
"What's the caper? Why does he need a driver like me?"
Knight Rider
"As our leader says, that is on a need-to-know basis,"
Knight Rider
"and so far he's the only one who needs to know."
Knight Rider
"Lights out at 10:00. That's, um..."
Knight Rider
"2200."
Knight Rider
"Right. And if you're outside after that, your room had better be on fire."
Knight Rider
"That about covers it. Any questions?"
Knight Rider
"Yeah, how about a personal one?"
Knight Rider
"- You mean, what's a nice girl like me doing in a racket like this? - Well, I would've phrased it better."
Knight Rider
"You'd get the same answer."
Knight Rider
"I'm here because I spent too many of my formative years with lowlife and scum."
Knight Rider
"- Like Kincaid. - Like you."
Knight Rider
"[Door Closes]"
Knight Rider
"[Beep] KITT?"
Knight Rider
"Nice of you to drop in. It's also necessary. My room was bugged."
Knight Rider
"Interesting. Should I scan the area?"
Knight Rider
"That's exactly what I had in mind."
Knight Rider
"It's not just your room, Michael."
Knight Rider
"There are monitors all over this estate, and every telephone line is tapped."
Knight Rider
"Then we can't contact Devon from here, can we?"
Knight Rider
"Not without being overheard."
Knight Rider
"I estimate one-quarter mile away would be secure. Shall we go?"
Knight Rider
"No, not just yet. Let's wait till we get something definite."
Knight Rider
"Maybe I can get something from the girl."
Knight Rider
"I wouldn't touch that line with a 10-foot driveshaft."
Knight Rider
"What's that supposed to mean?"
Knight Rider
"Merely that you always seem to use our assignments..."
Knight Rider
"as convenient springboards for your social life."
Knight Rider
"Don't be ridiculous."
Knight Rider
"That girl is a source of information."
Knight Rider
"- That's all. - I've heard that one before."
Knight Rider
"[Banging]"
Knight Rider
"[Yelling]"
Knight Rider
"Mr. Dugan, since you're our latest recruit,"
Knight Rider
"no doubt you have a few questions."
Knight Rider
"Yes, sir, I do. I've been wan... I'll try to fill you in."
Knight Rider
"The next few days are gonna be spent in practice, practice, practice."
Knight Rider
"Without training, without drill and practice,"
Knight Rider
"any military maneuver is doomed to failure,"
Knight Rider
"and I do not fail."
Knight Rider
"Where was I, Dugan?"
Knight Rider
"You don't fail."
Knight Rider
"People at the Pentagon will give you an argument about that. But then, what do they know?"
Knight Rider
"They gave me napalm and defoliants, helicopter gunships,"
Knight Rider
"and they called me brutal."
Knight Rider
"Imagine. Shocking, Colonel. Really."
Knight Rider
"Yeah, indeed."
Knight Rider
"One man's "brutal" is simply another man's "efficient.""
Knight Rider
"And watching lesser men rise through the ranks over the years,"
Knight Rider
"I learned a very valuable lesson..."
Knight Rider
"the deadliest weapon in the world is the human mind."
Knight Rider
"We'll hone that weapon to a fine edge."
Knight Rider
"By the time I'm through with you, young man, you'll cut steel."
Knight Rider
"[Grunts] I'm looking forward to it."
Knight Rider
"Excellent."
Knight Rider
"Miss Elliot, your drill, please."
Knight Rider
"The ball, Miss Elliot. The ball."
Knight Rider
"[Screaming]"
Knight Rider
"[Kincaid] Always expect the unexpected."
Knight Rider
"Overconfidence can be fatal."
Knight Rider
"Speaking of which, now that you're dead, you can do without lunch and without dinner."
Knight Rider
"We'll hope that your stomach will inspire a better performance next time."
Knight Rider
"[Groans]"
Knight Rider
"He acts like he owns you. He does."
Knight Rider
"Mr. Dugan? Mr. Dugan."
Knight Rider
"They call you "the driver," don't they?"
Knight Rider
"Yes, sir. It's a bit obvious, but descriptive."
Knight Rider
"All right, Mr. Dugan, I'd like to see you and your vehicle duplicate that jump."
Knight Rider
"No."
Knight Rider
"Not until you move those ramps another 20 feet apart."
Knight Rider
"I like a challenge."
Knight Rider
"Boys!"
Knight Rider
"Move Mr. Dugan's ramps for him."
Knight Rider
"Ready? Lift."
Knight Rider
"Michael? Yeah, KITT."
Knight Rider
"- Do we really have to do this? - That's why we get the big bucks, buddy."
Knight Rider
"You ready? [KITT] Of course."
Knight Rider
"With my rocket power thrusters, I could do this on four cylinders."
Knight Rider
"You can't use your thrusters. We're supposed to be undercover."
Knight Rider
"[KITT] Do you think they could lower the ramp?"
Knight Rider
"Well, that's excellent, Mr. Dugan."
Knight Rider
"That's excellent."
Knight Rider
"[Hissing]"
Knight Rider
"[Groaning]"
Knight Rider
"[Yelling]"
Knight Rider
"Oww! What are you doing?"
Knight Rider
"Trying to hold on to my dinner."
Knight Rider
"Since you're dead, I thought you might like one yourself."
Knight Rider
"- I don't know what to say. - How about "thanks"?"
Knight Rider
"Thanks."
Knight Rider
"- You don't happen to have some... - Right here."
Knight Rider
"I guess, for a change, crime does pay."
Knight Rider
"What, not always?"
Knight Rider
"Not for me."
Knight Rider
"I guess you wouldn't know about that, would you?"
Knight Rider
"We've all heard about the job you pulled in Paris. Paris?"
Knight Rider
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