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Clips from Scrubs - My Comedy Show (S08E08)

"Brianna has so much to deal with right now."
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"the same sanctimonious speech, and I told her the exact same thing."
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"So I never went to China and had a baby with a local."
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"Listen, this place can make anyone crazy."
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"Todd, I'm actually kind of touched. Come on."
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"What's going on?"
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"J.D.: There it was."
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"J.D.: Don't look back. Fight it. Fight it. Damn it, you're only human."
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"Turk?"
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"I ran all the way around."
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"It's guy love Don't compromise"
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"- People are gonna look. - What people?"
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"Oh! Is that how you got together with Dr. Dorian?"
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"J.D.: Or it's something totally new."
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"Just pretend it never happened."
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"Oh!"
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"- You guys are doctors. - I'm telling you."
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"I'm no Superman"
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"Look, I promise I'll get out of the hospital tonight. Okay?"
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"22, 23, 24, 25, 25, 25..."
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"And forget it."
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"If that's what moms do, I'm glad I never met mine."
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"Once, after a double shift,"
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"which, for the record, makes even the uggos look attractive after a while."
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"Okay, who wrote that?"
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"This is our sketch show!"
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"Hi, everyone. We're gonna do a sketch about Dr. Dorian and Dr. Turk."
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"- He's dead, isn't he? - No, he just moved back to Phoenix."
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"I just don't know what's real anymore, but that's okay, right?"
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"Okay, well, then let's cut the leukemia sketch."
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"I just kind of feel like, I don't know,"
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"So, how was last night, Denise?"
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"Holy mackerel!"
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"which is a snail-slug hybrid"
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"Or the time you said you hung J.D. Up like a flag,"
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"I have an idea. Let me speak first. May I? Good."
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"because I've been scrapbooking the most disgusting things"
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"Dude, he does amazing impressions. He's a ringer."
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"- Shut up, Sunny. - Okay."
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"No, thank you. Cool."
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"Can we go now?"
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"- Hey. - Hey."
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"I'm no Superman"
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"There will be a 20-minute intermission."
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"What is happening to me?"
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"That was easier than I thought."
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"Beardface!"
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"Mount up."
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"Idiots."
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"to help you get through it."
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"Oh! God, here comes the happiest person on the planet."
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"Hi! Hi, Katie!"
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"All right."
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"he goes right back to scarfing down bacon burgers."
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"I told him to start eating healthier,"
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"- Do you have teenagers? - How old do you think I am?"
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"It says, "You're super special.""
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"Meghan, you're playing Carla. That's my wife."
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"I mean, we have really no idea what that woman's going through."
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"J.D.: Today was the fifth anniversary of the time"
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"He wanted a hug and I damn sure wanted to give him one,"
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"- Congrats. - Thanks, man."
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"Okay, no more talking till I'm drunk. Okay?"
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"Our sketch show!"
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"Hi, I'm Dr. Wen, and it's an honor to have you as a patient, Owen Wilson."
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"- Well, I'll tell you... - Hey, Denise,"
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