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Clips from Scrubs - My Comedy Show (S08E08)

"Yeah, they use my full name."
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"Hey, what's the deal with tongue depressors?"
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"Is it supposed to make your tongue sad or something?"
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"Dude, we gave them too much Jimmy."
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"- J.D.: Off the stage, Jimmy! - Okay, Jimmy. Yay!"
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"I don't even know what we're supposed to do."
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"- Look at your mole. - It's huge!"
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"Here are those lab reports you wanted, Turk."
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"J.D.: They're bombing. - Well, it serves them right."
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"Man, who cares about them? We did it! We did the whole thing!"
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"Goodbye, J.D. Thank you so much for..."
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"And you broke your promise yet again. Shocking."
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"So, what did Brianna's mom say?"
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"You know, I've been thinking about it."
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"I mean, who's to say that she isn't right to be so cautious?"
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"It's really none of our business."
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"Turk and I met David Caruso on a Ferris wheel."
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"J.D.: Eagle."
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"Okay, if either of you hassles her mom, there will be consequences. Bad ones."
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"Donny, muffin, please."
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"Not bran. Better."
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"but it's her word against mine,"
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"Excuse me. What?"
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"Shh! He's standing right here."
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"You tell your muffin that I think she's crazy. Maybe she should go."
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"So this is you mad?"
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"So go talk to her."
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"I mean, you're both sort of almost doctors."
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"Oh! So, now we can't sit on the same side of the table?"
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"- We never do that. - We always do up here."
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"- We've always joked about our little... - Don't say it, okay? I hate that word."
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"It's a bromance, Turk. You can't fight it."
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"It never bothered me before"
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"because I thought it was our stupid little joke"
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"that Elliot and Carla were in on."
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"- Pretty great, huh? - Well, when you're right, you're right."
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"It's pretty good so far."
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"I see you're eating bread again. I thought you were off carbs."
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"- I'm sorry. I'm back. Continue. - Look, we're senior staff now,"
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"I agree."
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"Look at that, I'm not hungry anymore."
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"It just seems like you should let her enjoy every normal moment she can"
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"instead of forcing her to hide from life all the time."
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"- Your name is Sunny Dey? - Mmm-hmm."
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"Okay, as ridiculous as it was for her parents to name her that,"
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"I think what you're doing with Brianna is 1,000 times worse."
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"My daughter's immune system doesn't work."
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"Why don't you two tell me what it's like"
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"when your child risks death every time she shakes hands?"
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"Do you think I care one bit what you think?"
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"We tried."
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"- Everything okay? - I'm great."
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"I mean, so what if big chunks of my life were just figments of my imagination?"
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"I swore I went home and crawled into bed with Turk."
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"Next day, I woke up in the on-call room spooning Dr. Beardface."
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"I can't believe you're being so nice to me"
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"Please accept my apologies."
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"I'm so proud of you, man. You know, I've always emulated you."
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"I shaved my privates bald to look like your head."
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"but all we could do was say this."
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"Why'd you go talk to her after I told you to drop it?"
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"- It's not fair what her mom's doing. - And why is that?"
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"to go out and do things and live life."
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"Oh! Yeah, it's the exact same advice I've given you 9,000 times."
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"So you had me get crushed by that mom just to prove a point?"
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"She even had me give you a little push so you wouldn't wimp out."
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"I saw the same exact people day after day,"
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"What? No. Well, maybe at first. No."
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"No."
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"J.D.: Sometimes interns think they know it all,"
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"but the lessons really never stop coming."
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"Whether you've heard it 1,000 times..."
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"For the last time, get out of here every once in a while,"
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"So much crappy stuff happens here all day long,"
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"the best way to get past it is do what I do."
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"J.D.: Of course, some lessons you pick up on your own..."
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"Eagle!"
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"- Anyone sitting here? - Not just anyone. You."
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"Partner up, please."
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"that says "LOSER" with an arrow pointing towards Jo."
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"This is a different "LOSER" sign."
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"Where is the original "LOSER" sign? There's two now."
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"- Right there. I see it. - Okay, can you get that one, please?"
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"I'm gonna get it right now."
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"and start looking for the Sharpie, 'cause we're losing control here."
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"All the interns are going out for drinks. Do you wanna come?"
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"What? Hell no."
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"What's funny about that?"
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"You rang?"
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"Shalom and nanu-nanu, my friends."
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"I can't do this all on my own"
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"Please don't be Mr. Cooper dead. Please don't be Mr. Cooper dead."
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"Basically, every three weeks she almost dies."
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"Just wanted to introduce you to Sunny and Denise."
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"These kids with their texting and their cell phones."
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"- What's up? - Where have you been?"
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"Our sketch show!"
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"Question is, what are we gonna do about it?"
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"We should be able to get you home tomorrow."
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"I love my mom, but I wish she would ease up a little."
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"It's almost show time. Let's work out some of the kinks."
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"but they haven't picked up their scripts or anything."
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"Like that time you thought you built a giant sand castle in the parking lot."
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"But you guys gotta do me a favor."
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"You know what? This is a really stupid game, okay?"
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"Crap."
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"And my life is so empty that I still come here every day"
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"And so it begins."
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"Oh! Come on, Doc. What about patient-doctor privacy?"
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"when you have 14 children."
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"- Just follow my lead. - Okay."
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"Hey, Dr. Reid, did you get a chance to talk to Brianna's mom?"
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"we're all going out for drinks to celebrate. You wanna come?"
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"No, I'm gonna stay and study."
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"so I need you to verify yesterday's incident."
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"- Me? - Okay, I'll tell him."
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"No."
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"J. D?"
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"J. D!"
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"Oh! Good."
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