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Clips from Family Guy - Road to Rupert (S05E05)

"Yeah, Dad. I don't mind driving you around till you get your license back."
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"What?! Lois, this is the best you could do?!"
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"Well, it was either Meg or a talking monkey smoking a cigar,"
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"It's all right. I would've driven you bananas."
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"Oh, oh, and he makes jokes. Nice going, Lois."
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"- What exactly are you trying to do? - It's very simple, Brian."
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"I've taken DNA from the dollar bill you were paid for Rupert."
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"Now to check that DNA against the federal database."
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"Stanford Cordray, 89 Spooner Street."
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"That's only a few blocks away. Let's go!"
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"It can't be. This house is deserted."
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"Wait a minute, look! The moving truck."
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"We're not too late."
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"Didn't you hear me? I said, "Follow that truck.""
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"Oh, I heard you. What I didn't hear was, "Please.""
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"I always enjoy traveling companions. Let's play 20 questions."
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"Well played, worthy adversary."
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"We're gaining on him! I'm coming, Rupert!"
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"that Connecticut's ever been with."
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"I say, what a bit of serendipity. Now we've got that fellow's address."
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"Let's see... "Aspen, Colorado.""
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"Well, you can forget that. We're not going all the way to Aspen."
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"as Pat Robertson and Jerry Falwell after the rapture."
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"I don't know, we hated all the right things."
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"- I hate you. - I hate you, too."
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"Look, Stewie, don't you think, at some point,"
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"you're gonna have to let Rupert go?"
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"I mean, you are getting a little old to have a teddy bear."
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"- Brian, I'm one! - Still? What?"
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"Look, I'm not going to Colorado. I'm turning around and going home."
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"Fine, then, I'll go by myself. See you from the back of my milk carton."
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"Want that on your conscience, Brian? Try explaining this to Lois."
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"Don't joke about that. That's like the Holocaust to us."
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"Yeah, well, when greyhounds start running The New York Times"
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"Now, are you coming or not?"
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"Fine."
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"- Who sings that song? - James Taylor."
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"Yeah, let's keep it that way."
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"Dad, it's just you and me in the car."
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"Don't remind me."
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"I gotta ride around town with Stinky McPoop-Pants."
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"I want apple juice!"
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"- You want to watch SpongeBob? - Yes."
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"Thanks for the ride, Bandit. Good luck tapping some of that"
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"hot, hot Sally Field tail."
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"Knock it off. I don't like it any more than you do."
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"Where the hell are we?"
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"Gettysburg. Billy Yanks. The 20th Maine."
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"These boys paid the ultimate price here."
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"- You're welcome. - I'm sorry?"
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"I'm just sayin', make it worth our while, you know?"
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"We wrote a pretty big check for you folks here, so, um..."
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"Just hope you're making the best of what we gave you here."
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"the couple hundred years or so, maybe we're about even."
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"Yeah, no, no. We gave more."
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"Hey, Cleveland, who would you rather do :"
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"Queen Latifah or Halle Berry, but she's been dead for six hours?"
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"Aw, man. That's a tough one."
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"Hey, Meg, don't be such a hothead."
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"What?!"
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"What?!"
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"Hey, Meg, I lit your scalp on fire."
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"What the hell is your problem, you dumb bimbo?!"
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"Excuse me, uh, how much is it to rent a helicopter?"
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"Well, this rental agreement was drafted back"
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"Unfortunately, that's no longer the case."
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"Well, I can prove to you that's a whole lot of nonsense."
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"You may think that song and dance is dated boring and dry."
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"But just in case you don't believe me, ask the man himself."
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"- Good. One, two, three, four. - One, two, three, four."
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"- One, two, three. - One, two, three."
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"- You see? - It's easy."
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"Brian, be careful 'cause the mountains are the same color as the sky."
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"Imagine the dance I'm gonna have to do to get our security deposit back."
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"It's Aspen. We made it."
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"Well, looks like you're gonna be reunited with Rupert after all."
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"Isn't that fun?"
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"I got these at Jack's Joke Shop in South Attleboro, Massachusetts."
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"Aw, you should've seen what our amazing, freakin' daughter"
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"did to that guy, Lois. She kicked his ass."
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"- It was like what life did to Dana Plato. - Meg, how could you do that?!"
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"You should call that man and apologize."
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"Meg's as cool as the other side of the pillow."
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"Welcome to the cool side of the pillow. You've had a hard day."
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"Look, to make a long story short,"
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"I accidentally sold you a teddy bear back in Rhode Island, and..."
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"- Rupert! It's, it's Rupert! - Stanford, who is it?"
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"It's nothing, dear, I'll handle it."
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"I'm sorry, but that bear belongs to Timmy. Now, please leave."
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"- What...? - You heard me."
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"First one down the mountain wins. If I win, I get Rupert."
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"If you put peanut butter anywhere on your body, he'll lick it off."
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"Well, I did go to Choate."
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"All right, it's a deal."
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"She's the kind of girl who's not too shy."
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"You know, Dad, it's been really great hanging out with you."
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"I know there's probably a million things you'd rather be doing."
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"Are you kidding, Meg? I've had more fun with you than I did"
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"going to see Lost in Translation with Cleveland and Quagmire."
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"Look, I know sometimes I give you a hard time."
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"You know, calling you names, reading your diary,"
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"You... you mean it? I'm free?"
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"No more getting driven around? Aw, sweet!"
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"You'll probably go back to treating me like crap, huh?"
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"you and me are secret best friends."
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"Stewie, do you really think you can beat this guy?"
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"Trust me, Brian, I've got a few tricks up my sleeve."
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"And now I just sit back, relax and watch my progress."
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"- Tea, sir? - Oh, thank you, Crone."
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"You're so pleasant."
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"Listen, I'm, I'm really sorry, Stewie."
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"maybe this is a sign that you were right."
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"Hey, dog, let's go. My dad won you fair and square."
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"You're not really over Rupert are you?"
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"- No. - That's what I thought."
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"I'll fucking kill you! Get out of this fucking car!"
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"We sure did."
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"Ooh! A dollar!"
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"Lois, I don't come down to Burger King and tell you how to do your job."
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"Okay, well, I guess you can take my license."
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