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Clips from South Park - Pre-School (S08E08)

"Trent Boyett is a liar, sir."
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"I thought so. All right, that's it, Trent. You're going to Juvenile Hall for a long time!"
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"Butters, you saw! Tell them what happened!"
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"Ah, I'd do you in, Trent. Ah, I don't wanna get involved. Or else my parents will ground me."
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"You'd better pray I never get out of Juvenile Hall! You'd better ALL pray!"
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"Whatever. That's like five years from now."
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"All right, yeah, woohoo, we did it!"
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"We can't tell our parents, dude! We lied to everybody! Nobody knows we're responsible for Ms."
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"Claridge's accident!"
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"Hello, Ms. Claridge."
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"You guys, what the fuck are we gonna do?! In case you've forgotten, Trent Boyett is the meanest kid we ever knew."
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"He's gonna tear us apart!"
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"Look, that was a long time ago. Maybe Trent Boyett has forgotten all about it."
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"One Crayole eight-pack with crayon sharpener. One pair of plastic round-tipped scissors."
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"One marble, blue. And one"
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"Trent! Where are you gonna go?"
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"I gots business to take care of."
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"Butters?"
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"Butters, what is wrong with you??"
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"Nothin' wrong, sir. Eh nothin' at all."
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"You've been shut up in your room for days, Butters. You need to go outside, go play."
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"Uh... outside? No way!"
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"N- no reason!"
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"Butters, we have had it with your moping around! You're gonna go outside and you're gonna play,"
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"But Dad, I just wanna stay in my room-"
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"Butters, play!"
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"Start playing right now, young man!"
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"Dad! Mom! I'm don- I'm done playin' now!"
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"AAAAAH! Let me in, Dad!"
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"Mom, Dad, you gotta open the door!"
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"What on earth is the matter with him?"
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"Just keep the door locked, honey. Butters can't be a house hermit his whole life."
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"Mom, Dad, you gotta open the door right now! You've gotta open it-"
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"Oh hey! Trent Boyett Gosh I... haven't seen you in a whle."
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"Look, Trent, I know- I know you're awful sore about. .. pre- muh- pr-preschool and all,"
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"but... well that was a long time ago. I mean, we were just kids."
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"Can you give me back my time? Huh? Can you do that??"
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"Kindergarten, first grade, second? Can you give me that??"
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"Well, no, Trent, I- I'm not like a time-traveler or nothin'."
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"I'm gonna give you something you didn't give me: a five-second head-start."
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"Thanks so much for coming to visit Butters in the hospital, boys. It means a lot to him."
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"What happened to him, Doctor?"
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">From the test results, it would appear your child was tortured by a bully."
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"He received a massive snuggie,"
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"his underwear pulled up so high it nearly killed him."
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"He also received two Indian sunburns on his forearms,"
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"a charlie horse on the thigh, and a second-degree titty twister. And from the damage to his head area,"
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"it appears he was also given a swirly, a colossal one."
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"It also appears like he received a noogie, and, a Polish bike ride."
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"We aren't sure. We only know that... there is no cure."
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"If only we had let him in!"
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"Why didn't we let him inside the house when he was screaming for help?"
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"Now, honey, we were trying to read."
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"We've got to tell them who did this, you guys. We're gonna get it as bad as Butters!"
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"Maybe you didn't hear so good in there, Kyle! Second-degree titty-twister!"
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"Calm down guys, we don't have to go tell our parents. We just need to go out and get some protection."
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"How the hell are condoms gonna help us?!"
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"Sorry, heh. Never mind, heh."
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"I'm talking about hiring somebody bigger than Trent to protect us from him."
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"Come on!"
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"Yeah, that was sweat!"
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"Stupic little Fourthies!"
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"What are you little Fourthies doin' in our hangout?!"
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"We've come to... ask you for help."
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"We need you to protect us... from a bully."
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"Yeah? And what do we get for it?"
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"A twelve-pack of Dr. Pepper, A Shoots & Ladders game used only three times,"
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"DVD of Harry Potter 2,"
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"All this can be yours."
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"You're gonna have to do better than that, Fourthies!"
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"Well, what do you want?"
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"Yeah."
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"OOOOOoooOoOooo!"
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"We want a picture of your mom's boobs!"
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"Yeah. Awesome."
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"WHAT??"
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"Your mom has the sweetest bewbs ever."
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"Yeah! I totally wanna suck your mom's tits."
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"Dude, weak!"
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"Come back with a naked picture of your mom!"
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"Wait! We'll do it."
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"It'd have to be a good picture, too!"
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"So long, Fourthies!"
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"Okay, so now we just need to get a picture of Stan's mom naked. Cool."
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"That's the preschool teacher, Ms. Claridge."
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"Poor woman suffered such horrible burns she can only communicate by."
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".. beeping once for yes and twice for no."
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"Oh hello, Ms. Claridge. Nice day, isn't it?"
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"Need help across the street, Ms. Claridge?"
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"Well all right then."
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"Ms. Claridge, you all right?"
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"You can talk to me, Ms. Claridge. I understand: one beep for yes and two for no."
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"Don't you think you should get out of the street?"
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"Look you, you don't have to be so cold. I'm just trying to help."
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"Oooo, sorry!"
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"Thank you, ma'am."
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"You see, Mom, all the kids at school were told to bring a picture of their moms' breasts for anatomy class."
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""But Mo-o-o-om. ""
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"This is hopeless!"
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"Why don't you just sneak in your mom's closet and get a picture when she's changing clothes?"
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"What else has big round squishy globes?"
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"Draw the um- You guys draw the nipples like on the bottom of my asscheecks."
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"Yeah, but Stan's mom is old; that means her nipples. .. sag more to the bottom now."
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"How do you know?!"
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"Will you guys trust me? I know this stuff!"
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"All right, fine."
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"Oh wait! We forgot the necklace."
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"(Oh yeah!)"
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"Whattaya want now?!"
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"We, we got it."
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"You got a picture of your mom's bewbs?"
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"No way!"
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"Hey, hold on a second!"
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"These are like the hottest tits I've evern seen!"
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"Check them out!"
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"Give me that!"
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"Whoa! I knew she had a hot rack!"
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"Yeah. Sure does. Uh-huh! Uh-huh!"
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"Oh yeah, those are so hot."
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"Oooohhh"
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