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Clips from Community (2009) - Paradigms of Human Memory (S02E02)

"Whoever did it, step forward."
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"You five are in big trouble."
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"Jeff and Britta, you're free to go."
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"Because you didn't step forward, and are therefore innocent."
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"You can't ignore the facts. You two are ruining this group."
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"Just because we're good-Iooking doesn't make us villains."
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"Are you sure you guys have the group's best interests at heart?"
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"Feast your ear tongues on these memory pops."
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"Pierce, you've had three flu shots. That's for the day-care center."
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"I'll be a living god!"
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"of selling Lady Miss Lady cosmetics. Please, open your starter kits."
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"Okay, now that the seals have been broken, you each owe me $50."
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"I'm Jeff Winger. Does this hard-boiled egg make me look fat?"
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"- My name is Jeff Winger. - I love working this BlackBerry"
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"because it tones my thumbs. Heh, heh, heh."
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"It was a particularly small egg. That's why I was asking."
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"You can yell at me all you want. I've seen enough movies"
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"to know that popping the back of a raft makes it go faster."
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"Show's gonna last three weeks!"
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"Six seasons and a movie!"
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"Pierce, you can't sneak up on me like that."
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"When I'm startled, my training takes over."
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"Hello!"
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"Those are just stories about us being cute."
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"You guys go out of your way to endanger the fabric of the group."
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"Yeah, leave our fabric alone."
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"You guys aren't seeing the bigger picture."
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"Then what's been going on with us all year?"
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"What are you talking about?"
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"I'm talking about the Annie of it all."
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"The long looks, the stolen glances."
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"Annie, I think you're reading into some things."
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"Oh, really?"
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"I mean, you could do the same thing with Pierce and Abed."
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"Let's be honest, there's more between you and Annie"
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"than between me and Pierce. How dare you?"
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"Abed, it's called chemistry."
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"I have it with everybody."
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"Everybody? I haven't felt any of that chemistry coming my way."
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"I don't know if you're racist or I intimidate you sexually, but it's one of those."
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"Dean-a-ling-a-ling. I was just heading to judge our belated carnival"
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"when I heard you guys having a tiff. What's the rumpus?"
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"We were debating how many times per year"
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"a man can drop in a study room in a dumb costume with irrelevant news."
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"Dean-yow!"
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"It's Feline Aids Awareness day, folks,"
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"so let's whip it in the keister."
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"Guys, Greendale's music department is flat "baroque,""
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"so we are having a fund-raiser."
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"What's dean got to do with it? Heh, heh, heh."
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"Deanie, vidi, vici! I came, I saw,"
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"I conquered the idea of a free Caesar-salad bar in the cafeteria."
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"Frankly, my dear, I don't give a dean. Heh, heh."
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"That's right, Greendale presents "Gone With the Windows,""
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"where we'll celebrate our new energy-conscious windows"
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"with a cotillion. Heh, heh, heh."
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"Oop."
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"Okay."
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"Well, I guess we don't see our patterns until they're all laid out in front of us."
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"Thank you for being so nice about it."
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"Oh, dean. Dean. Can we please stop fighting?"
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"We're starting to hurt innocent perverts."
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"I don't want to stop. We're airing out this dirty laundry."
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"After that, we'll stop fighting forever."
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"Am I the only one that remembers our horrible camping trip?"
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""Some-mores," not "s'mores." No, you're saying it wrong."
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"- I just found out about it. - It's pronounced "s'mores.""
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"Yeah, it's a contraction of "some mores.""
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"So contract it. Stop saying "some-mores" unless you "can not.""
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"Guys! We need to stop fighting."
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"No, we don't. It's good that we're getting all this out there. After this, we'll stop fighting."
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"- I was talking about the paint. - You were being racist."
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"When I'm being racist, you'll know."
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"Guys! Let's not repeat events of Caesar Salad Day."
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"We need more people like Ralph Nader in this country!"
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"He was promoting automotive safety! Aah!"
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"Troy, your nose is bleeding."
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"Abed, stop being meta."
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"Why do you always take whatever happens"
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"and shove it up its own ass? He's not being meta."
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"He's pointing out what none of us acknowledge."
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"It's all of us. This group is toxic. We fight about fighting about fighting."
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"We're sick. I hate us!"
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"Well, what do we do now?"
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"We could do what we always do. Storm out in a huff"
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"and say that the group is breaking up."
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"Aah!"
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"Does anybody have any iodine?"
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"How many vents are you gonna crawl out of this year?"
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"That's it. We're done."
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"See you all tomorrow."
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"You don't have to save us with a speech. We're not breaking up."
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"So we don't need to get back together."
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"I know I don't have to, but I want to."
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"Look, we've known each other for almost two years now."
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"And, yeah, in that time, I've given a lot of speeches,"
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"but they all have one thing in common."
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"They're all different."
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"These drug runners aren't gonna execute Pierce because he's racist."
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"It's a locomotive that runs on us."
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"And the only sharks in that water..."
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"Are the emotional ghosts that I like to call fear."
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"Anchovies. Fear."
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"And the dangers of ingesting mercury. Ah!"
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"Because the real bugs aren't the ones in those beds."
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"And there's no such thing as a free Caesar salad. And even if there were..."
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"The Cape still might find a second life on cable."
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"And I'll tell you why."
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"The heart of the water is truth."
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"That water is a lie!"
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"with microwave transmissions!"
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"but I choose to believe it's just the universe's way"
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"of molding us into some kind of super group."
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"- Like the Traveling Wilburys. - Yes, Troy."
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"Like the Traveling Wilburys of pain,"
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"prepared for any insane adventure life throws our way."
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"I don't know about you,"
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"but I'm looking forward to every one of them."
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"- Oh, Jeffrey. - Oh, Jeff."
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"Jeffrey, Jeffrey."
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