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Clips from American Dad! - Home Wrecker (S06E06)

"What color would you like the kitchen?"
American Dad!
"Great, now I have several different shades of white"
American Dad!
"for you to choose from."
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"Okay, we'll put a pin in that for now."
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"Why is it only me?"
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"There's our heavy mixer."
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"Bacon's a little chewy."
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"Is that what you're talking about?"
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"Yeah, I guess so."
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"Have you guys picked your white yet?"
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"Okay, what about your style of kitchen, then?"
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"Traditional. Modern."
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"Modern? Why do you want modern?"
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"It's cool."
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"That's why I bought this."
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"I'm sorry, but I have to put my foot down, Francine."
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"We're going traditional."
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"I've got a foot, too, Stan, and I'm also putting it down"
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"in our modern kitchen!"
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"TERRY: Knock-knock."
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"Just came by to measure your marriage certificate."
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"We want to hang it next to the framed picture of me,"
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"when I bumped into Mario Lopez at a Friday's."
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"We were just agreeing lovingly"
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"on how easy all these decisions are."
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"We're doing our kitchen traditional"
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"Right, darling?"
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"Yes, of course, dear."
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"Great, a decision."
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"So you two boys-- you, uh...?"
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"Eh? Mm-hmm."
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"Hey, good for you."
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"You win again."
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"(all cheering) Dyn-o-mite!"
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"Principal Lewis, we're raking it in over there."
American Dad!
"Uh, why are you dressed like an Asian man?"
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"I'm in disguise."
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"I'm into these Hong Kong mothers"
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"for 22 large and 14 small."
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"They charge $14 for a Reuben here."
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"You know, Knesset, when I did the demo work"
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"on 312 Gingerbread Lane, I had to be careful"
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"because a load-bearing candy cane was holding up one wall,"
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"so I made an I-beam out of half a Kit Kat."
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"You are ugly, smelly, not fun, and just my type."
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"Tell me what I have to do to make you fall in love with me."
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"Is that something you can do, Uzi?"
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"Let's put in a bay window."
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"Are you sure? Maybe you want to talk to your husband about it?"
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"If he's gonna ram a traditional kitchen down my throat,"
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"I'll dump out a bay window on his chest."
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"The Kit Kat melted in the heat wave of '06,"
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"so I replaced it with a strawberry Twizzler."
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"You're a dour man, Uzi Knesset, but I love you."
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"but you built a settlement on my heart."
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"All right, boys, time to have a little fun with the winnings."
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"Gentlemen, we're gonna see boob."
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"Afraid not."
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"but the only 14-year-olds allowed in there"
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"are performing on the stage."
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"(boys groaning)"
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"WOMEN: Brian!"
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"LEWIS: Ladies!"
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"Alfred Hitchcock!"
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"Good tail here tonight, Brian."
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"(tires squeak)"
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"What's going on?!"
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"I did. I figured it would let more light in"
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"to see the style of kitchen I didn't want."
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"A bay window, you look at a bay."
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"Through this, you look at..."
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"I'm really not certain what this is."
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"Well, I like the window, Stan!"
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"Well, dumb bitches like dumb things!"
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"Stan! Ah, maybe that was excessive."
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"Maybe?! You think maybe, ass-chin!"
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"I want to have a say, too."
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"You don't know what you're talking about."
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"I'm so sick and tired of you doing everything your way."
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"This is my house, I know what I'm doing,"
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"and if you don't like it, you can take a hike."
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"(gasps) They're looking."
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"I don't want to lose this bet. Quick."
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"Pretend you're porking me in the sink!"
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"We're doing it!"
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"We've been doing this for weeks, and I'm sick of it."
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"and Principal Lewis spends it all"
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"I say screw Lewis."
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"We can count cards on our own,"
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"and keep all the money."
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"What do you say? Yeah, screw Lewis!"
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"♪ Yah mo b there ♪"
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"♪ Up and over ♪"
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"♪ Yah mo b there ♪"
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"♪ Up and over ♪"
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"♪ Whenever you call! ♪"
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"♪ ♪"
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"(humming)"
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"I've got a song for her to hum?"
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"It's called, "I Threw My Humming Wife Out the Window."
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"She Didn't Die, But She Never Walked Again.""
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"on Glee sing that."
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"You know he's not a real paraplegic."
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"Isn't that sad?"
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"A lot of softball-related injuries in that room."
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"Stan, quit boring the newspaper."
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"It's a wonder it still shows up every day,"
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"knowing it has to listen to you!"
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"Keep your voice down!"
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"Who cares?! I don't like a traditional kitchen!"
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"Well, I don't believe"
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"you'll ever sail around the world!"
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"Well, I've never even listened to your dreams!"
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"I can't stand listening to you!"
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"I can't stand looking at you!"
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"Dad! I can't stand living with you!"
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"Mom! Great! Then move out!"
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"I'm not moving out!"
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"Well, I'm not moving out!"
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"I saw this on a Brady Bunch."
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