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Clips from American Dad! - Home Wrecker (S06E06)

"♪ Good morning, USA! ♪"
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"♪ The sun in the sky has a smile on his face ♪"
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"Oh, no, no, no, no, Chocolate Don is back."
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"♪ When will we love the earth as much as we love ourselves? ♪"
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"We should take this seriously."
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"How about no."
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"How could you not know who Nelson Mandela is?"
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"Idiot. Dummy."
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"Jerk. Whore."
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"We just... we go together."
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"♪ Doo-doo-doo-doo-doo, doo-doo-doo-doo-doo ♪"
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"BOTH: ♪ We're Stan and Franny,"
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"♪ And we go together ♪"
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"♪ She's thin and pretty ♪"
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"♪ And that goes great with my huge vajinny-jin ♪"
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"ALL: ♪ Bah ba biggity doogah dom ♪"
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"They're having a big open house to show off their new kitchen."
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"Yeah."
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"All-new cabinets!"
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"Praise the floors!"
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"Whoo, whoo!"
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"Okay, okay."
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"Yeah!"
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"Think fast. (laughs)"
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"(laughs)"
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"When Barry signals the deck is hot,"
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"because I don't trust Jews."
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"Dear Math Bitch,"
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"Dedicated drawer to bring olives"
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"Son of a bitch!"
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"Three months of living hell."
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"Are, are you implying our marriage isn't strong enough"
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"50% of all marriages don't survive a home remodel."
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"If your marriage survives the remodel,"
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"You know that's not going to make your marriage legal."
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"♪ And we go together like... ♪"
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"He'll do it; you better go now."
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"Five, six, seven, eight!"
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"♪ La-la-la-la-la-la-la- la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la ♪"
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"♪ Da, da, da, da, da-da-da-da-da-da-da! ♪"
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"Well, my weekend's shot."
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"That's right."
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"Seems a little juvenile,"
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"We're not using you, Roger."
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"Everyone, meet Uzi Knesset."
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"All right."
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"BOTH: White."
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"Snowflake. Mother's Milk."
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"I'm okay, I-I'm okay."
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"We're still having a loving debate about it."
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"I think you know I want to be cool."
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"with Mother's Milk White."
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"Dealer busts."
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"I've always wanted a bay window."
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"I'd like to bring you boys in there, I really would,"
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"(whirring)"
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"I didn't sign off on a bay window!"
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""Yah Mo B There!""
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"♪ Yah mo b there ♪"
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"Hayley, would you tell your mother"
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"Oh, my God, I'd love to hear the wheelchair boy"
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"Indigo Girls are opening for Wanda Sykes?"
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"You want to lose our marriage certificate to the gays?"
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"Well, I don't like bay windows!"
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"You stay on your side, I'll stay on mine."
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"You got it, pal."
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"Why? Because my chairs don't have hooves?"
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"FEMALE NARRATOR: Once the mucus plug falls out,"
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"♪ ♪"
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"Happy New Year!"
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"(noisemaker squeaks weakly)"
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"STAN: Francine?"
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"A little exhausted celebrating all those holidays in one week"
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"Who the hell is this guy?"
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"I don't know."
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"She's got that same sweater."
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"Oh. Thanks."
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"(sighs)"
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"Twenty-one?!"
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"Hire a man to kill an abortion doctor."
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"You backstabbers thought"
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"you could count cards without me?"
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"Hey, you're Brian Lewis."
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"and a Smith & Wesson with a double stack magazine."
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"Definitely sure."
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"(yelling)"
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"(sighs)"
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"Francine!"
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"Stan! Stan! Francine!"
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"Our marriage isn't strong enough to survive a remodel."
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"(siren chirping)"
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"(Francine humming)"
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"or I'm gonna strangle you with your own hair, baby, okay?"
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"I like the humming."
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"It shows her pleasant disposition."
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"Francine's morning hums are what help get me out of bed."
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"Thank you, sweetheart."
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"Wanda Sykes is coming to town."
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"Good luck selling out the Civic Auditorium."
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"The Langley Falls Dynamite can't even do that,"
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"and they're the best all-male nude revue"
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"Yeah, but they lost Chocolate Don."
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"Oh, really? His mom is better?"
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"No, she passed. So he's back but he's sad."
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"And what do you have to say for yourself, Metro section?"
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"Dad, can't you read the newspaper without talking to it?"
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"It puts me off my meal."
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"I like when your father talks to the paper."
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"Makes me feel like I work at Murphy Brown."
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"♪ In Gaia's name we ask... ♪"
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"(guffaws) You're bleeding!"
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"And it's not even that time of the month."
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"Period joke!"
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"(both guffawing)"
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"Hey, babe, we need to pick a design for our new checks."
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"I'm thinking hot rods."
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"We're not putting hot rods on our checks."
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"This is the first thing that both of our names"
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"are going to be on as a married couple, okay?"
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"Okay, if you don't want hot rods, how about hot dogs?"
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